Are all zoomers on sarms?

Are all zoomers on sarms? Can someone explain why all of them look like actual fitness influencers you would see once in a blue moon on youtube fitness 10 years ago?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They just have more testosterone than you for being young, you ol' boomer frick

    >t.zoomer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers have significantly lower test than the boomers from microplastics and phthalates, you Zoomer frick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        BS conspiracy theorist

        https://i.imgur.com/qMMcspC.jpg

        Don’t think that sounds right.

        Bases his opinion on a meme.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          > t. bases his opinion on

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t think that sounds right.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >1999
        >not a zoomer

        Based moron.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I am born 1999 and can confidently say it’s not a zoomer year, but neither is it a millenial year

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're not a 90's kid, you're a 2000's homosexual that grew up on dvds and 9/11.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 1998 and feel like we got the best of both worlds. I use zoomer slang to frick with millenials and I didn't get fricked by microplastics and smartphones the way younger zoomers did. I'm also more masculine than most other zoomers I encounter.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >didn't get fricked by microplastics
              Yes you did. You don't even know.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              everyone alive is fricked by plastic

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you're what we call an elder zoomer, one who remembers the fun of the internet unshackled, the wild west web days. facebook, twitter and chicom spyware had not poisoned your development, as such you are inherently a better person.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              One day, far into the future, when all millennials have perished, the most ancient group of remaining humans, the elder zoomers, will be the last ones to remember what life was like before the internet singularity. This only applies to <99 though, since >00 is the point of no return.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw was born in 1999
        Real

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine fingering all three of their buttholes and then sniffing your fingers. The combination stank of all 3 of their unique anus scents would be intoxicating.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seek help, porn has rotted your brain beyond recognition.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t enjoy the sharp, pungent musk of a cute girls sweaty butthole
        What are you even doing with your life

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I had a dream last night I took some girl from a decrepit boomer then shoved her in a bathroom stall and made her close it then sodomized her. It was totally consensual whatever that means, but she actually had fertility markers and looked most like right maybe she was romanian because in the dream I think I learned we were romanian siblings. Is that weird?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah sounds pretty healthy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >whatever that means

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You dreamt about me and my cousin. We're Romanian and she's a model in Italy and I'm in America but secretly love each other and going to frick her again in 1 month when I visit home

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but each butthole on a separate finger so you have 3 different flavours like neopolitan icecream.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will think about this as I plunge my 34yo boomer wiener into my 22yo zoomette b***hs ass in a few minutes here

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Image filters

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TUMMY
    AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >me in the mid bottom

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers and normies ruined gyms and ran people like zyzz into the ground

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the girl in red is cute. the other two are quite ugly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      3 > 2 > 1 or you’re gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        2 > 1 > 3
        Frick you, fight me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        2 > 1 > 3
        Frick you, fight me

        1 > 3 > 2 how could you both be so wrong

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna go 3>1>2, but 2 has the best body

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        1>3>2 yes i'm gay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          1 looks like she hopped on a very small cycle and didnt work out much. 2 is that chick that gets male attention from losers and thinks shes actually attractive. 3 looks like she has issues

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      3 > 2 > 1 or you’re gay

      2 > 1 > 3
      Frick you, fight me

      red has cute face because she's cover in make-up but i'm sure if she droped roids she'd be the cutest of them however in their current state it's 1>2>3 (1 has better hips and really nice yet feminine abs)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        1 > 3 > 2 how could you both be so wrong

        Are you guys counting from right to left? Since the girl on the right is obviously superior

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll concede that the gap between 1 and 3 is pretty small; my ranking is more like
          1>=3>2

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        1 > 3 > 2 how could you both be so wrong

        I’ll concede that the gap between 1 and 3 is pretty small; my ranking is more like
        1>=3>2

        3 > 1 > 2
        Simple as

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        1 > 3 > 2 how could you both be so wrong

        3's face is the worst, imo, and I appreciate redheads with light skin. I also appreciate olive skin. Considering these points, I'm sticking with 2 > 1 > 3

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You are delusional, go to the infirmary

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can't jut claim that without backing it up, anon. 3 has a dumb face. 1 has the nicest face, vaguely ethnic. /misc/gays can suck my wiener. 2 has the nicest body. Not the most toned, but some body fat is want you want on a woman anyway. If you don't lile that you want a boy. 1 is more boyish but not bad, still feminine with those hips. 3 is too skinny and has the dumb face. 2 > 1 > 3

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if the girl in red farted on the guys face hahahaha that would be terrible

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >AWAKEN MY wiener

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >me in the middle back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bitches love fliters and what not but they couldn't bother to shoop him out?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Where to find the shoop filter? Is it like an android only thing?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        or they could just take it from the front instead of using a mirror?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, thought the same. The camera man is either super moronic or your average ISTizen. He either was too stupid to just take a photo in front of them or he did it this way to sniff some ass

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there's some sort of pareto binomial bullshit going on with zoomers, the bulk is degenerate, but the top is fricking insane

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where does IST live that there are strong or big zoomers? I lift at the gym of a Big10 university and most of the zoomers couldn't bench 225 if the fate of the world depended on it. Hitting 1/2/3/4 for singles makes you stronger than like 80% of all gym-going zoomers I've ever seen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I go to a commercial gym that’s about 30 minutes from ASU (one of the biggest public unis) and about half of the younger people there look like fitness influencers. Even the women, all these high school age kids have great physiques

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP, go to an actual gym. 99% of zoomers are dyel homosexuals with tripods filming their 2plate squats.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ayah yah yah
    *egyptian beat drop*
    *menacing menacing*

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    names?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Source or names for pic rel? Especially middle and right

      1 is thelatgirl
      3 is carly.jb on insta and killjoy on yt
      Idk who 2 is but her name is sophia Or something

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon, 2 is sophiajulianne

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon, 2 is sophiajulianne

        carly.jb is hot as frick. the other two are butterfaces but I'd kill to frick them all

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You wouldn't have a chance incel.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >M*llennials
    Low test soÿ boys
    >Zoomers
    Less pathetic than Boomer-spawn

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer b***hes are noteworthy because training wisdom has finally reached women. I am an old gay and have been lifting since before the 1990s. The heavy lifting/barbell culture that we now see thaat yields these muscular b***hes did not exist in the past. Yes, there have always been female bodybuilders - but then, like now, they were only a freaky minority of a freak subculture.
    Nowadays, culturally speaking, there is a wider more acceptable "normie" fit look that is acceptable and desirable to a lot of women. Crossfit varbies and Instagram and fat asses are now more acceptable, so we get more of them.. Also, look at the difference in bodies this tye of training oproiduces; women respond relatively qucikly.
    High end Crossfit girls are insanely jacked, whereas high en crossfit men look merely "athletic" Women seem to hypertrophy quicker to this stimulus.

    Its not really the food or drugs. Its the popularity and acceptance of the look factored by the prominence of efficient, heavier lifting with compounds.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Its not really the food or drugs
      It is the drugs to some extent, pretty much any girl with an instagram fitness account is at least using var.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not sexist
    Just don't like em

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They all look extremely annoying.
    I imagine Red would just be so fricking cringe to be around. I’d only frick girl 1 on the left.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i hate chicks with the thighs of red. those chicks that lift weights but are still slightly fat type of thighs

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    even arnold posing for photos in the 70s and 80s did not that prideful female look that females have. social media has not been good for both genders. in 3 years, all these chicks will be gross

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >being young, sexy, and well trained
      >not being prideful of it
      I like their energy. Also, the things I'd to to 1 and 2

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure these girls are natural. They aren't overtly muscular at all. Especially the girl in the middle. She's just an average female gym rat

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Source or names for pic rel? Especially middle and right

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Women build really quickly on sarms and anavar.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yet the bot op sodomite pic displays none of it - oh the irony, they are simply not fat and dressed up a bit

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers start at 2000
    If your birth year starts with 19 you’re not a zoomer

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have the same physique as the red one but I'm a man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn bby where u at?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These zoomer b***hes are the equivalent of jacked manlets
    They’re hot, but they’re like 4 ft tall and I bet all 3 of them combined don’t make it to 150kgs

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any girl left in this world that is not a total soul sucking demon prostitute?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The elites don't want you to know this but you can just not pay to this prostitutes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its fricking free bro, theres no nude content on there for sure. but anyone who has of plz sub to her and show some pics im too lazy to make an account

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All zoomer girls have an onlyfans, all of them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you expect me to watch a 20 minute video of some thot talking about garbage?

        sum it up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Dog in the background
        You just know

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Du weisst es naturlich

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wasnt there a video with this girl having sex with a black guy?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >my thoughts
        >a woman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I say this in every thread I can. Go find yourself a teenage third world Hispanic. Met my wife when she was 15 and married her at 18. She is not allowed to use the internet and only uses the landline in my house. I groomed her into the perfect wife that cooks cleans and still has sex with me. Your wife needs to be a slave and you the master.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So you're telling me your wife doesn't go outside nor speak English?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How did you even take an underage girl to your home country? Where do you find a 15yo virgin spic? Most Latam countries are turbo loose and start fricking at 13, unless you found her deep in the jungle.
        Your story need more elaboration with details

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          His story is bullshit, and probably just this weeks cooming fantasy for him.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if she had farted while he was down there, it would have been very bad for this dude ahah.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is it more common? yes. but i dont think nearly as many are as you would believe. then again i dont live in houston texas or los angeles or where ever influencer filled shithole but i have yet to see in my 10 years of lifting a single zoomer that was juicy.

    i think they are just incredible good at frauding with cameras, lighting, pump, filters, editing etc. i have heard many times people not even recognizing these influencers in real life because they looked like high schoolers. like literally 165cm and 60kg soaking wet. they look nothing like they do online. i have never seen an impressive looking zoomer in real life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This seems accurate. Most people I met at the commercial gym I go to are smaller and leaner than me..... which is normal.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How old are these people? 18/19? Of course you look amazing at that age

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >if only you knew how bad things really are

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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