Are all zoomers on sarms? Can someone explain why all of them look like actual fitness influencers you would see once in a blue moon on youtube fitness 10 years ago?
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They just have more testosterone than you for being young, you ol' boomer frick
>t.zoomer
Zoomers have significantly lower test than the boomers from microplastics and phthalates, you Zoomer frick.
BS conspiracy theorist
Bases his opinion on a meme.
> t. bases his opinion on
Don’t think that sounds right.
>1999
>not a zoomer
Based moron.
I am born 1999 and can confidently say it’s not a zoomer year, but neither is it a millenial year
You're not a 90's kid, you're a 2000's homosexual that grew up on dvds and 9/11.
I'm 1998 and feel like we got the best of both worlds. I use zoomer slang to frick with millenials and I didn't get fricked by microplastics and smartphones the way younger zoomers did. I'm also more masculine than most other zoomers I encounter.
>didn't get fricked by microplastics
Yes you did. You don't even know.
everyone alive is fricked by plastic
you're what we call an elder zoomer, one who remembers the fun of the internet unshackled, the wild west web days. facebook, twitter and chicom spyware had not poisoned your development, as such you are inherently a better person.
One day, far into the future, when all millennials have perished, the most ancient group of remaining humans, the elder zoomers, will be the last ones to remember what life was like before the internet singularity. This only applies to <99 though, since >00 is the point of no return.
>tfw was born in 1999
Real
Imagine fingering all three of their buttholes and then sniffing your fingers. The combination stank of all 3 of their unique anus scents would be intoxicating.
Seek help, porn has rotted your brain beyond recognition.
>he doesn’t enjoy the sharp, pungent musk of a cute girls sweaty butthole
What are you even doing with your life
I had a dream last night I took some girl from a decrepit boomer then shoved her in a bathroom stall and made her close it then sodomized her. It was totally consensual whatever that means, but she actually had fertility markers and looked most like right maybe she was romanian because in the dream I think I learned we were romanian siblings. Is that weird?
Nah sounds pretty healthy
>whatever that means
You dreamt about me and my cousin. We're Romanian and she's a model in Italy and I'm in America but secretly love each other and going to frick her again in 1 month when I visit home
Yes, but each butthole on a separate finger so you have 3 different flavours like neopolitan icecream.
I will think about this as I plunge my 34yo boomer wiener into my 22yo zoomette b***hs ass in a few minutes here
Image filters
TUMMY
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>me in the mid bottom
zoomers and normies ruined gyms and ran people like zyzz into the ground
the girl in red is cute. the other two are quite ugly
3 > 2 > 1 or you’re gay
2 > 1 > 3
Frick you, fight me
1 > 3 > 2 how could you both be so wrong
Gonna go 3>1>2, but 2 has the best body
1>3>2 yes i'm gay
1 looks like she hopped on a very small cycle and didnt work out much. 2 is that chick that gets male attention from losers and thinks shes actually attractive. 3 looks like she has issues
red has cute face because she's cover in make-up but i'm sure if she droped roids she'd be the cutest of them however in their current state it's 1>2>3 (1 has better hips and really nice yet feminine abs)
Are you guys counting from right to left? Since the girl on the right is obviously superior
I’ll concede that the gap between 1 and 3 is pretty small; my ranking is more like
1>=3>2
3 > 1 > 2
Simple as
3's face is the worst, imo, and I appreciate redheads with light skin. I also appreciate olive skin. Considering these points, I'm sticking with 2 > 1 > 3
You are delusional, go to the infirmary
You can't jut claim that without backing it up, anon. 3 has a dumb face. 1 has the nicest face, vaguely ethnic. /misc/gays can suck my wiener. 2 has the nicest body. Not the most toned, but some body fat is want you want on a woman anyway. If you don't lile that you want a boy. 1 is more boyish but not bad, still feminine with those hips. 3 is too skinny and has the dumb face. 2 > 1 > 3
Imagine if the girl in red farted on the guys face hahahaha that would be terrible
>AWAKEN MY wiener
>me in the middle back
bitches love fliters and what not but they couldn't bother to shoop him out?
Where to find the shoop filter? Is it like an android only thing?
gay
or they could just take it from the front instead of using a mirror?
Yeah, thought the same. The camera man is either super moronic or your average ISTizen. He either was too stupid to just take a photo in front of them or he did it this way to sniff some ass
there's some sort of pareto binomial bullshit going on with zoomers, the bulk is degenerate, but the top is fricking insane
Where does IST live that there are strong or big zoomers? I lift at the gym of a Big10 university and most of the zoomers couldn't bench 225 if the fate of the world depended on it. Hitting 1/2/3/4 for singles makes you stronger than like 80% of all gym-going zoomers I've ever seen.
I go to a commercial gym that’s about 30 minutes from ASU (one of the biggest public unis) and about half of the younger people there look like fitness influencers. Even the women, all these high school age kids have great physiques
OP, go to an actual gym. 99% of zoomers are dyel homosexuals with tripods filming their 2plate squats.
ayah yah yah
*egyptian beat drop*
*menacing menacing*
names?
1 is thelatgirl
3 is carly.jb on insta and killjoy on yt
Idk who 2 is but her name is sophia Or something
Thanks anon, 2 is sophiajulianne
carly.jb is hot as frick. the other two are butterfaces but I'd kill to frick them all
You wouldn't have a chance incel.
>M*llennials
Low test soÿ boys
>Zoomers
Less pathetic than Boomer-spawn
Zoomer b***hes are noteworthy because training wisdom has finally reached women. I am an old gay and have been lifting since before the 1990s. The heavy lifting/barbell culture that we now see thaat yields these muscular b***hes did not exist in the past. Yes, there have always been female bodybuilders - but then, like now, they were only a freaky minority of a freak subculture.
Nowadays, culturally speaking, there is a wider more acceptable "normie" fit look that is acceptable and desirable to a lot of women. Crossfit varbies and Instagram and fat asses are now more acceptable, so we get more of them.. Also, look at the difference in bodies this tye of training oproiduces; women respond relatively qucikly.
High end Crossfit girls are insanely jacked, whereas high en crossfit men look merely "athletic" Women seem to hypertrophy quicker to this stimulus.
Its not really the food or drugs. Its the popularity and acceptance of the look factored by the prominence of efficient, heavier lifting with compounds.
>Its not really the food or drugs
It is the drugs to some extent, pretty much any girl with an instagram fitness account is at least using var.
Not sexist
Just don't like em
I hate women.
They all look extremely annoying.
I imagine Red would just be so fricking cringe to be around. I’d only frick girl 1 on the left.
i hate chicks with the thighs of red. those chicks that lift weights but are still slightly fat type of thighs
even arnold posing for photos in the 70s and 80s did not that prideful female look that females have. social media has not been good for both genders. in 3 years, all these chicks will be gross
>being young, sexy, and well trained
>not being prideful of it
I like their energy. Also, the things I'd to to 1 and 2
I'm pretty sure these girls are natural. They aren't overtly muscular at all. Especially the girl in the middle. She's just an average female gym rat
Source or names for pic rel? Especially middle and right
Yes. Women build really quickly on sarms and anavar.
yet the bot op sodomite pic displays none of it - oh the irony, they are simply not fat and dressed up a bit
Zoomers start at 2000
If your birth year starts with 19 you’re not a zoomer
I have the same physique as the red one but I'm a man
Damn bby where u at?
These zoomer b***hes are the equivalent of jacked manlets
They’re hot, but they’re like 4 ft tall and I bet all 3 of them combined don’t make it to 150kgs
Is there any girl left in this world that is not a total soul sucking demon prostitute?
The elites don't want you to know this but you can just not pay to this prostitutes.
its fricking free bro, theres no nude content on there for sure. but anyone who has of plz sub to her and show some pics im too lazy to make an account
All zoomer girls have an onlyfans, all of them
you expect me to watch a 20 minute video of some thot talking about garbage?
sum it up
>Dog in the background
You just know
Du weisst es naturlich
wasnt there a video with this girl having sex with a black guy?
>my thoughts
>a woman
I say this in every thread I can. Go find yourself a teenage third world Hispanic. Met my wife when she was 15 and married her at 18. She is not allowed to use the internet and only uses the landline in my house. I groomed her into the perfect wife that cooks cleans and still has sex with me. Your wife needs to be a slave and you the master.
So you're telling me your wife doesn't go outside nor speak English?
How did you even take an underage girl to your home country? Where do you find a 15yo virgin spic? Most Latam countries are turbo loose and start fricking at 13, unless you found her deep in the jungle.
Your story need more elaboration with details
His story is bullshit, and probably just this weeks cooming fantasy for him.
Imagine if she had farted while he was down there, it would have been very bad for this dude ahah.
is it more common? yes. but i dont think nearly as many are as you would believe. then again i dont live in houston texas or los angeles or where ever influencer filled shithole but i have yet to see in my 10 years of lifting a single zoomer that was juicy.
i think they are just incredible good at frauding with cameras, lighting, pump, filters, editing etc. i have heard many times people not even recognizing these influencers in real life because they looked like high schoolers. like literally 165cm and 60kg soaking wet. they look nothing like they do online. i have never seen an impressive looking zoomer in real life.
This seems accurate. Most people I met at the commercial gym I go to are smaller and leaner than me..... which is normal.
How old are these people? 18/19? Of course you look amazing at that age
>if only you knew how bad things really are