are blueberries good for you? because i just ate 2lb of them without really realizing it

are blueberries good for you? because i just ate 2lb of them without really realizing it

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah they're good

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    European blueberry is the best.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bilberries

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sacrilege. Northern Ontario or Quebec.

      Eat two pounds of them though, and you're going to have some epic shits.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No bro they’re super unhealthy

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    your shit will look like you ate a pail of roofing tar, do not be concerned kek i remember the first time that happened to me, damn near passed out thinking my guts critically failed. post the shit log tomorrow.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're very healthy but 2lbs is a comically excessive amount, especially in sugar.

      it's fun seeing the tail end of my log significantly darker than the rest. also nice quints.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool digits, funny post

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quints, did this just turn into a based shitting thread?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek. happens to me all the time too. nothing abnormal about it. also OP you'll get a blue tongue when you eat em, it used to amuse me endlessly as a kid.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      can confirm, ate a bunch of blueberries and shat out black goo, thought i had fucked myself by not washing them properly but it only happened the once, no stomach problems

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy quints.

      But yeah, apparently I ate a whole pack to myself as a toddler and forever after my mom loved telling the story of the massive shit that was so dark it was almost blue. I got some in my fridge just waiting for my munchies to kick in.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that stucky from law and oeder

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL i went and actually found the picture of this shit i was talking about LMAO since op wont post his ill show what im talking about

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice this is mine. I think I missed it by a little bit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >your shit will look like you ate a pail of roofing tar, do not be concerned kek i remember the first time that happened to me, damn near passed out thinking my guts critically failed. post the shit log tomorrow.
      i started putting blueberries in my smoothies and it's fucking true it looks like you're shitting tar lmao

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes but not as good as figs.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      just make shure that there are no donkeys nearby

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated post

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have two fig trees in my backyard as well as 4 polaris blueberry bushes. Next year I'm planting a couple varieties of dwarf cherry and apple trees and probably two varieties of raspberries. It's really nice having a bountiful harvest of fresh fruits right in your backyard, and that's not even taking into account my tomato plants, carrots, cucumbers, etc. I've got growing in some planter boxes. The kids love going out and picking them.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what kind of figs?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean "without realizing it"? You didn't notice that you were putting them into your mouth and swallowing them over and over again?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up you autistic gay

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >because i just ate 2lb of them without really realizing it
    simply epic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait is 2lbs of blueberries really only 500 calories? Sugar aside that's not terrible.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sugar aside that's not terrible.
        That's a meal bud that is almost all sugar. That is terrible.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          still better than goyslop

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are okay but raspberries and black berries are superior as far as nutrition is concerned

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    are antioxidants actually good for muscle growth?

    bc i think you actually want inflammation for growth, kinda like how cold showers are actually bad

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat the small blueberrys, the sour wild ones. The sweet ones are cultured dogshit consoooomer variants that are way too sweet. The small ones have higher antioxidants too.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > i just ate 2lb of them without really realizing it
    >Posts about it

    Uhhhh

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