Are MREs?

Are MREs IST approve?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck no
    t. current zogbot with 6> months left in service

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO! What fucking retard keeps making these threads?! Jalepeno cheese spread and beef taco taste alright tho.

      t.zogbot turned zogmerc

      Post favorite field food stories.

      >Be me, unit about to go on weekend FTX
      >Food will be issued in field; but everyone brings their own snacks for reasons
      >New LT, fresh from West Point, shows up
      >PSG gives him packing list with everything he'll need
      >Tells him to come back the night before we leave so he can check over it
      >Cadidiot does as told, inspection happens
      >PSG tells us about it next morning
      >He managed to get the basic gear right
      >Saw "personal food items" on the list
      >Decides this means Hardtack and salted beef
      >He's packed about 30 pounds of that shit
      >Like it's 1850 or some shit. Straight out of the Civil War
      >PSG didn't have the heart to tell him no
      >LT spends the first day talking about how he's so excited to eat like a soldier
      >Set up first camp site, he breaks the hardtack out and starts painfully eating it
      >Shocked when I sit down next to him with a big bag of gummi worms
      >Two of my squadmates show up with poptarts, peanut protein bars, and dip.
      >Watching his soul slowly die inside him was priceless.
      >Saw him throw it all out the next morning when he realized we get fed.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i eat canadian imp's and they are designed to sit in your stomach and digest slow like a brick. all carbs and starches. the entrees are startlingly tasty tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found that after 6 weeks they all started to taste the same.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO! What fucking retard keeps making these threads?! Jalepeno cheese spread and beef taco taste alright tho.

    t.zogbot turned zogmerc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn how is life as a merc? Got any cool stories?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zogmerc
      Being a glorified security guard isn't mercenary work

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zogmerc
      lol didn't you fucker just lost Afghanistan as playground?
      Where do you play rodeo now cowboy?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb question, enjoy basic.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the pink goop in the cans?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Foie gras obviously

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pate

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, if you like shitting a cinder block every 24 hours.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do actually I enjoy it a lot

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask the afghans. They took all mine after my boss made me give up my tanks and guns to them 🙁

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No civilian canned food is better.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only Russian ones have enough protein

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They do the job when you need them, in general eat fresh unprocessed food.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yo is military service even worth it? when I was 18 I decided fuck that shit cuz full metal jacket type horror stories sounded like they were pretty reasonably accurate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you dont give shit about politics or what ever you are doing in some shithole of a country, then yes its easy and pays decent, and later you can come back to your country and act like all edgy PTSD warrior then blow your brains out, or if you are normal level headed person just life normal life after that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hardly anyone deploys anymore and if they do they're not seeing combat

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    /foo/
    you nig nogs got more food threads up than IST

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