Are there really companies out there that make "luxury" workout equipment?

Are there really companies out there that make "luxury" workout equipment? I've seen a million pictures of them but I've never once seen them irl

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these only exist in gay sex dungeons unironically

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Better known as the chain gym Equinox. All upmarket gyms are actually just gay hookup spots, they regularly have orgies in the saunas.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i work as a literal towel boy at one of these things. thought it was just a meme. i’ve seen some shit working here.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Make a greentext

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Alright. For context, I took this job to save a bit of money while I go to school full time. Gym is equinox adjacent, actually nicer and more expensive. It’s a chain in Canada that just became a thing pretty recently.
            >first day
            >cleaning toilets between towel services
            >things are constantly splattered with shit for some reason, like everyone here permanently has diarrhea
            >open the handicap stall
            >nearly full baggie of coke floating on top of a massive log of shit
            >like at least a full gram
            >too wet to snort and I’m not doing shit coke
            >flush it down the drain

            A lot of the common occurrences are like visibly gay dudes approaching me while hanging dong and trying to chat with me, basically just get subtly sexually harassed a lot.

            >working towels one day
            >decide to go clean the shower area corridor, floor is pretty nasty
            >hear loud grunting and moaning coming from one of the shower stalls
            >sometimes dudes do cold showers after the sauna and make weird noises, didn’t think it too out of the ordinary
            >shower turns off
            >two absolutely yoked dudes walk out of the same shower stall, avoid eye contact with me, both just openly hanging dick
            >open shower door
            >gobs of jizz on the wall

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah i heard that dudes stay in gym saunas just to get fricked in the butt
              its worldwide
              >.t lithuanian

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it sucks because being in a sauna feels great when it's actually hot but you just know some wagie probably had to wipe up cum from one of the benches the night before

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yeaaaa
                i once fricked a girl in a restaurant bathroom and nutted on the floor
                saw the lady cleaning around before,
                felt a bit bad that she probly had to wipe my cum around

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why didn't you cum inside her? Are you gay?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yes
                i frick guys at saunas but also dont bust in them
                its a mental thing probably

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Do they at least pay well? Why do people do shit jobs like this?
              Couple of months before I went to school I worked at a factory assembly line. It was mind numblingly boring but at least I didn't have to clean up other people's cumstains off the wall and dirty diarrhea toilets??
              After that I learned how to make websites and just made some money updating the local electrician's website and shit like that. This might date me because it was before the time when everyone and their dog was studying CS and you could still make some money as a wordpress monkey.
              But there HAVE to be better jobs than this??

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                some people just dont have good opportunities
                you get into a shit job and you roll with it cuz loosing income is worse than wiping cum stains of walls

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It actually pays really well for the area I’m in. Part time jobs are ridiculously hard to get in canadian cities now because of the fricking staggering influx of punjabis. strangely enough there is not a single indian person employed at my work.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's strange, here in the East there are not so much Punjabis, there's lots of Patels and Guptas taking the jobs though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He's obviously a jeet shill, they've been trying to cause chaos in canada-related posts.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it's a luxury sports club, if anon is quick with service and a one-liner he's rolling in (all cash) tips. i bet you probably don't realize that waiters at nice restaurants make 6 figures a year

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >waiters at nice restaurants make 6 figures a year
                source: it was revealed to me in a dream

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In a decent city at a high class place? Its not out of reach. The serverlife subreddit, in between complaining about tipping only 10%, regularly talks about how they make more money as a server than they would doing the career their degree sets them up for. A very very weird economy these days.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, which is why I find it very silly when people say "Just pay your waiters a good wage so we don't have to tip"
                Waiters don't want that lol
                That said tipping for takeout is moronic

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >buff roided gays shitting everywhere
              I hate the modern world. We have an openly gay thread in the catalog too.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              One more story I just remembered. Less gay but still weird.

              >sauna in the men’s change room
              >dudes usually wear shorts or a towel while using it
              >sign says not to use the benches while naked
              >finishing up a shift, late at night
              >nobody in the locker room, shooting the shit with my coworker and dicking around on my phone
              >father and son come in
              >no way to describe them other than visibly algerian
              >dudes immediately strip upon entering the locker room
              >just walking around hanging dong
              >not that weird but kind of weird
              >both enter the sauna when I’m not looking
              >walk by a couple minutes later
              >son put on a towel, sitting and enjoying the sauna like normal
              >father is not
              >dude is like 80
              Worth noting at this point the sauna wall facing the corridor is made of glass and there’s no tint or privacy shield.
              >man is facing the door, sitting on the lowest bench
              >legs up and spread
              >butthole making bare contact with the raw wooden bench
              >folded in half like he’s trying to suck his own dick
              >happybaby_yogaposition.stl
              >balls sag so low they nearly shield his butthole from view
              >longest, skinniest penis I’ve ever seen, draped to one side like a dead snake
              >saw all of this for but a second
              >still burned into my retinas
              > stayed in that position for like 10 minutes all while his teenage son just sat there chilling
              >had to wipe down the bench after
              >son for some reason shakes my hand and thanks me after like I own the fricking place
              >never see them again

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's the most chaddy thing I've ever heard. Gosh dang.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                , skinniest penis I’ve ever seen, draped to one side like a dead snake
                My grandpa died today, i cried all day and your first was the first time that i laughed today, thank you fren

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >*and your post

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Stopped reading here, my sides
                >draped to one side like a dead snake

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I have shit posted for 10 years+ online and irl about how saunas are fricking gay, because I personally dislike being overheated. I hate that state of being, you feel sluggish.
              Nice to learn that they are literally gay cesspits too kek

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Cooming all over the shower walls and bathroom stalls
              Based goonmaxxers. Lifting makes you horny. I bet they're high test too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Share some stories anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can see why homos keep homoing. I’d love it my wife or a former gf had a similar sustained sex drive like me and also wanted to try freaky stuff just for the sake of it. My wife will do a lot of different things but just does it for me and doesn’t crave it or act like a hungry bawd she just basically takes it.

        Imagine going to the gym with your gf, having a good workout followed by an orgy in the saunas pounding her while a girl eats her out. Then you go home and share similar hobbies and interests and there is no nagging. Degenerate homos are living the life in some respects.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By luxury do we understand
    >high end
    or
    >beige colored and marketed to white women
    ?

    From your picture I'm assuming the latter
    You don't see it because commercial gyms don't buy it. It exists in yoga studios in neighborhoods you probably can't afford to park, let alone live, in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't see the former in commercial gyms either.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My gym has very nice equipment

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I tend to doubt it's high-end..
          Even fricking climbing gyms generally have better weightlifting equipment than commercial gyms.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s mainly the latter. It’s the same demographic of Equinox and those classes rich New York girlies love. Huge overlap with the Peloton crowd as well.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only know of Jack Fitness. their BANKA bench and rack combo here comes in at a pricey $10k+. their dumbell sets go for $5k+.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't look safe

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's great for instagram thots, but this is what I would call luxury.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this is what I would call luxury.
      Must suck to be a plebian.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ivanko
        your flavour of plate/barbell pay pigging is garbage, eleiko reigns supreme

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't give a shit about the brand, you homosexual. The point is that there are 50kg plates.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a solid diamond punching bag.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Poor guy

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The most "luxury" I go is Rogue Fitness. They're like the Apple of lifting but you get perfect welds and they last forever.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NOHRD makes all kinds of luxury equipment.

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