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Are you an alpha male?
I'm an alfa romeo male
4C is still the best looking car ever made
That’s an 8C brah. The 4C was mid-engined and came later. But I agree that the 8C is one of the most beautiful cars of recent years.
disco volante is pure sex and i don't accept any substitute
Looks like shit, but I guess morons dont have taste to begin with
>Not Mitsubishi Σ male
good quote unironically
Don't know, but at least I'm not Andrew Tate.
If ur not Olympic athlete, scientist, artist, politician, businessman on global level etc. Ur nothing alpha...
no, I'm beta
>hair loss (norwood 2)
>shy (so no experience with chicks)
>not handsome (duh but still)
>average iq (probably less tbh)
it was over before it even started
The true alpha ITT
I don’t like these terms, who’s more alpha, Connor McGregor or Dana White?
whats beyond alpha?
every single guy who thinks of himself as alpha male is automatically beta bitch who needs validation. and they always get rekt'd by those with true confidence
>every single guy who thinks of himself as alpha male is automatically beta bitch who needs validation. and they always get rekt'd by those with true confidence
No, I'm a genetic piece of shit.
“Alpha” is dependent on your peer group—which choice be the people you work with, hang out with, etc. In my case, I would be the alpha amongst my coworkers, but that’s not saying much,
I work in a very popular outdoor lifestyle brand, corporate side. The people in my department are exactly what you would expect from the corporate America stereotype. Sheep minds, soft bodies, little initiative in work or in their personal lives. I like to think I have a little bit of self agency. But this is like being the tallest midget. The smartest retard. I am completely average, but my peer group is full of cat moms and numales. I am the least soft of the sensitive lumberjacks that work in my company. See what I mean?
I got a story that encapsulates everything I said if you guys are interested
Well I'm interested, if that matters.
I'm also trans btw, not sure if that matters
No I'm not.
I forgot about this thread, but here goes:
>company sets up a mandatory group meeting with all departments involved
>for that company spirit
>exact details were kept under wraps, what were we doing?
>axe throwing? Archery? Paintball? Disc golf tournament? All of these things that are expected of outdoor living companies?
>it’s a “””””””modified””””””” spartan/ toughmudder race
>not a bad idea, actually, and each department chooses 4 of their best guys to do the course, I’m part of team sales and marketing
>everything is timed, the team with the shortest average completion time wins
>the “”””””toughmudder course””””” is essentially a police agility exam setup, but with a lot of mud and Cringe spartan warrior Motifs here and there
>stairs and ladders, weaving around pylons, dodging low hanging obstacles, hopping 3 to 6 foot fences, crawling through tunnels, some monkey bars to go past, and crawling through nets, finishing with a 30 yd dash
>by my estimates an average person (like myself) would complete all of this in around 2 minutes
>an absolute beast like David Goggins would complete this in 1 min 30 secs max
>I’m selected to go first and I complete this course in 2 minutes
>refs and upper management are incredulous, thinking that I was mistimed
>forced to go again, and complete it in 1 min 50 seconds
>people think it’s crazy
>the rest of my team completes the course in 3 minutes average
>other teams pass the course around 5 minutes, with some people unable to do the monkey bars portions or hopping the short fences that had soft padding on the other side
>my team wins, other departments are complaining
>we win a small bonus (direct deposit into bank accounts)
>get a reputation for being “tough” (I’m really not)
>somehow get promoted shortly after that
TLDR: average joe like me btfos a bunch of sensitive lumberjacks in a toughmudder event made for handicapped children and gets promoted
Neat, I'm glad you got a bonus AND a promotion out of that work event.
Proud of you, whatever that means.
Absolutely not. I just stumble around doing my own thing and fucking up. Not that I mind, I'll get there eventually. Worst case I die, otherwise, I've got more mistakes to make.
Also check em
Unironically believing the whole alpha/beta thing and even worse, basing your identity on these concepts makes you look like a monkey
Facts dont need to be believed
I am but a worm free man in a worm world. I'm never going to submit to the worms. There is no time for "Alphas" "Betas" or "Sigmas", we are either worm free or we are wormwood, children of Babylon, whoresons.
Fuck no, are you kidding me?
Horribly Failed Sigma perhaps.
I'm a gama male. Give you cancer.
I'm aquarius sory
Not an alpha but I am working on being the master of my own fate, which is a somewhat alpha trait I suppose.
No I am a bald semi strong fat 6’2 240 pound idiot who pays his bills but has been forgotten by his friend group.
No I am a pathetic beta bitch.
Haha, I wish.
I used to be but then I went a little crazy in my early twenties and now I'm all ptsd'd out from it
No. Don't care.
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