Are you better than the average male?

Are you better than the average male?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I'm 6'3" with a 7.75" dick and 30" waist. 14 hours a week of exercise, 12% bodyfat, probably over 40" chest never measured.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >40" chest
      having gyno is kind of an unfair advantage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      5'11" with a 7.25" dick, white, blonde, blue eyes, and I can do at least a couple pull ups.

      Other than that I'm a skinny fat loser.

      Yep, much better, without even trying.

      >5'11"
      >42" chest
      >15" arms
      >15% BF
      >30" waist
      >6" penis
      >160lbs
      >33 years old
      >Northern European
      >0 spent on vitamins/supplements
      >don't have any fitness equipment
      >never timed my mile
      >don't know beats per minute, not checking

      I live like a cat. Lazy with bursts of activity and good stretching. Diet is very good, too.

      >6'2
      >195
      >13% body fat.
      >9in Penis
      >12 hours a week in the gym.
      >31 waist
      >17in arms
      >6 and a half minute mile
      46 in chest.
      >Avg number of pullups 15.

      What do I win

      you're supposed to measure base to tip, not ass to tip
      crazy how literally every man on the internet has a significantly above average penis. the only people who are honest are the micropenis freaks who get off to the humiliation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I place a ruler on top and push into my body. I literally have a 7.75" dick and I'm above average in most aspects.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope, micropeen-haver. This thread baits replies from people eager to brag about being better than average, so don't expect a bunch of terminally small-dicked losers to reply.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess that makes sense. -->

          I place a ruler on top and push into my body. I literally have a 7.75" dick and I'm above average in most aspects.

          Boasts about his wiener but still lurks IST with hundreds of micro wiener wielders. Guess it doesn't mean much

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What does having a big dick have to do with browsing IST? I'm a nerd and a virgin, a big dick doesn't magically make you a slayer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have never lied about my penis size on the internet or IRL. But if I told you you wouldn’t believe me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yea most guys like you are genuinely delusional about their size. Always gives me a chuckle when they INSIST that I'm at least 8 inches. I'm not, I'm just the only one measuring properly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tbf knowing your dick is big would also prob make you more inclined to post about it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          Even with photo proof, anons still get asshurt. It's not worth it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >crazy how literally every man on the internet has a significantly above average penis
        Or could it be that the above average penis posters post about their penis length more often because they're proud? Hmmm, really makes me think.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, some people probably are lying, but consider that penis size sort of self-selects for telling people about it? Nobody with a little dick will openly state as much, and people with above average dicks will gladly anonymously say so.
        >t. 7" and some change gang.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        im 6'6 and mine is barely 6 inches and it looks bigger than most of these guys claiming 8 inches and such

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Im a bit over 8" unitonically and have measured a dozen times because I cant believe how big it is when it looks so small to me
          But I have shit eyesight and glasses which are thick as frick, when I put contact lenses on it looks much bigger

          Its all a matter of perspective and tricking your sight, with several factors a 5" dick can be made to look bigger than a 8" one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Im a bit over 8" unitonically and have measured a dozen times because I cant believe how big it is when it looks so small to me
          But I have shit eyesight and glasses which are thick as frick, when I put contact lenses on it looks much bigger

          Its all a matter of perspective and tricking your sight, with several factors a 5" dick can be made to look bigger than a 8" one

          It has to do with your thigh length and hand size.
          If you’re 5’7” with 7” it’s gonna look monstrous compared to 6’7” with 7”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >includes post where anon simply claims to have a penis an inch above average
        It’s ok to have a tiny wiener anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guess that makes sense. --> [...]
        Boasts about his wiener but still lurks IST with hundreds of micro wiener wielders. Guess it doesn't mean much

        What does having a big dick have to do with browsing IST? I'm a nerd and a virgin, a big dick doesn't magically make you a slayer.

        He’s obviously incredibly insecure himself so he must think that his peers are lying to him on the anonymous website

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well others here could still be lying but I know for a fact im below six inches. last I checked I think I reached five and a half, or a little under that. like with penis length, it's also as if every guy here is also above average height at 6 foot something when, in america at least, that's only about 15% of men

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let me suck on dem tiddies gynoboy.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this true?

    If any of this is true I mog the shot out of your average American

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm rich, so yes.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why yes, i like grooming children. how could you tell?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good cardio tb h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine beating this homosexual to death with a hammer targeting all the non vital areas first making sure he sees his dick and balls get bashed in before I remove his eyes with the hammer claw proceeding to hit him at different varying times leaving him so scared knowing any second minute or hour now the next strike is coming leaving him so terrified he begs for the sweet embrace of death but only I'm in control of that because I bashed his limbs into paste that would be so funny and hilarious haha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whoa cool it anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently he's a confirmed pedo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, this. I hate these soi homosexuals with so much passion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You listen to cannibal corpse by chance?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        haha that'd be hilarious anon, I've always wanted to sacrifice one of these people at the top of an aztec pyramid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That would likely be the most cathartic experience possible. Imagine the pure relaxation and joy you would feel after.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats fricking newb shit
        >rape his loved one (prolly a guy this dude loks like a gay)
        >when youre done slit the throat
        >get the kid they're grooming and blow his brains out so the splatter goes on him
        >make sure you record all of it
        >flay the corpse (this is important later)
        >solitary confinement for him
        >drug him (psychedelics) sleep deprive him by playing the recording
        >hang him up and beat em
        >repeat for 15 days
        >drug him more and bring him out
        >make him wear the skin suit
        >reenact the rape with some dindus
        >more solitary confinement play some sleep learning shit like mkultra type shit
        >randomly beat him
        >maybe starve him and feed him the kid
        >release him after breaking him and convincing him to take his anger out on some ~~*random*~~ institution
        >orwell him in the back off the head randomly afterwords

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          10/10 post would read again

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thanks anon
            God have mercy on a widows son amirite?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the guy that raped the wife of the Nairobi consulant btw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wtf are you talking about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      natural hypertrophy dyed his hair?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I threw up in my mouth a bit. Jesus I've never seen such cringeworthy shit in my life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i miss him bros, his edited webms were top tier shitposts
      i don't remember his name but he was catfhished and ousted as a groomer by a literal roblox addicted 13yo

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5'11" with a 7.25" dick, white, blonde, blue eyes, and I can do at least a couple pull ups.

    Other than that I'm a skinny fat loser.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't work out, I'm mostly just here for the /fph/ threads. I hate fat people.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >17.6% bf

    I highly doubt this, looking around outside

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing this article is from 15 years ago, give or take.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >17.5% bf
        >on average male who does not train
        Yeah no mate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing they are counting teenagers and feeble old men as well in this study. I'm at 20% and considered skinny by most people.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only chart you need

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >neck measurement chart
      >correlation with what?

      implying?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about average and maybe get an hour of exercise a week.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, much better, without even trying.

    >5'11"
    >42" chest
    >15" arms
    >15% BF
    >30" waist
    >6" penis
    >160lbs
    >33 years old
    >Northern European
    >0 spent on vitamins/supplements
    >don't have any fitness equipment
    >never timed my mile
    >don't know beats per minute, not checking

    I live like a cat. Lazy with bursts of activity and good stretching. Diet is very good, too.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >6'2
    >195
    >13% body fat.
    >9in Penis
    >12 hours a week in the gym.
    >31 waist
    >17in arms
    >6 and a half minute mile
    46 in chest.
    >Avg number of pullups 15.

    What do I win

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let's see..
      >847 bucks annually on bullshit
      yup, probably
      >fitness equipment a place to hang clothes
      just my workout clothes
      >52 resting BPM
      i dunno never kept track
      >2.87 Hours per week of exercise
      Really? That's the average? I do around 8 a week and that feels perfectly average
      >1.1 lbs of fat gained each year
      I'm sure it's a lot more considering bulk/cut cycles
      >1 Average number of pull-ups
      I suck at pull-ups and still can do more than that
      >77 yrs. Average life expectancy
      idk I smoked for over 10 years
      >23 yrs old being the best shape of my life
      yeah nah, I had just got out of the military and got fat as shit
      >12:17 average time to run a mile
      frick cardio
      >1 pounds of muscle the average sedentary guy loses each year
      ...okay? N/A
      >5'9.2"
      I'm the dreaded 5'11" but tell everyone I'm 6' because who gives a shit
      >40" chest
      38.5" brb gonna kms
      >17.6% bf
      I'm about 18%
      >13" size of average flexed bicep
      Mine's 14", made up for the smol chest so dont have to kms
      >34" waist size
      frick, I'm 35", now I gotta kms again
      >5.08" avg penis size
      lol? Mine's 6" on the dot, yay don't have to kms after all
      >Average sex session is 3-10 minutes
      I frick for at least 30 minutes, usually an hour or two, I couldn't even get off in 3 wtf?
      >hotel porn-viewer
      I don't watch porn
      >Number of men who would rather work out than have sex: 1 in 7
      Why not both?

      Let's see..
      >847 bucks annually on bullshit
      yup, probably
      >fitness equipment a place to hang clothes
      just my workout clothes
      >52 resting BPM
      i dunno never kept track
      >2.87 Hours per week of exercise
      Really? That's the average? I do around 8 a week and that feels perfectly average
      >1.1 lbs of fat gained each year
      I'm sure it's a lot more considering bulk/cut cycles
      >1 Average number of pull-ups
      I suck at pull-ups and still can do more than that
      >77 yrs. Average life expectancy
      idk I smoked for over 10 years
      >23 yrs old being the best shape of my life
      yeah nah, I had just got out of the military and got fat as shit
      >12:17 average time to run a mile
      frick cardio
      >1 pounds of muscle the average sedentary guy loses each year
      ...okay? N/A
      >5'9.2"
      I'm the dreaded 5'11" but tell everyone I'm 6' because who gives a shit
      >40" chest
      38.5" brb gonna kms
      >17.6% bf
      I'm about 18%
      >13" size of average flexed bicep
      Mine's 14", made up for the smol chest so dont have to kms
      >34" waist size
      frick, I'm 35", now I gotta kms again
      >5.08" avg penis size
      lol? Mine's 6" on the dot, yay don't have to kms after all
      >Average sex session is 3-10 minutes
      I frick for at least 30 minutes, usually an hour or two, I couldn't even get off in 3 wtf?
      >hotel porn-viewer
      I don't watch porn
      >Number of men who would rather work out than have sex: 1 in 7
      Why not both?

      >5'10
      >43'' chest
      >15'' arms
      >170 lbs
      >15% bf
      >32'' waist
      >6'5'' penis

      who asked?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I did

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who asked you to ask who asked?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you better than the average male?
        >Don't consider myself "physically fit" yet
        >I do lift
        >spend a lot less than that annually
        >don't have any fitness equipment, just use gym
        >lower resting heart heart
        >13 hours/week exercise
        >-20lbs gained last year
        >0 pull ups
        ;_;
        >6:40 mi time
        >definitely in better shape now than I was at 23
        >230lbs
        >6'1"
        >idk chest size
        >16.9% BF
        >idk bicep size
        >36" waist
        >idk penis size
        I honestly don't where that puts me. I lift more than the average dude and am a little taller, but I still can't do a single pull up and still too fat even with a slightly lower than average BF.

        OP literally asked, that's kinda the whole point in the thread...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the biggest liar award lmao measure from base to tip not asscheek to tip

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Average American
    >That fit

    Lol, lmao even

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think its from the 90s and possibly extremely optimistic numbers

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5.5"

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >taller
    >thinner waist
    >longer benis
    I knew I made the right choice not killing myself back in high school

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see..
    >847 bucks annually on bullshit
    yup, probably
    >fitness equipment a place to hang clothes
    just my workout clothes
    >52 resting BPM
    i dunno never kept track
    >2.87 Hours per week of exercise
    Really? That's the average? I do around 8 a week and that feels perfectly average
    >1.1 lbs of fat gained each year
    I'm sure it's a lot more considering bulk/cut cycles
    >1 Average number of pull-ups
    I suck at pull-ups and still can do more than that
    >77 yrs. Average life expectancy
    idk I smoked for over 10 years
    >23 yrs old being the best shape of my life
    yeah nah, I had just got out of the military and got fat as shit
    >12:17 average time to run a mile
    frick cardio
    >1 pounds of muscle the average sedentary guy loses each year
    ...okay? N/A
    >5'9.2"
    I'm the dreaded 5'11" but tell everyone I'm 6' because who gives a shit
    >40" chest
    38.5" brb gonna kms
    >17.6% bf
    I'm about 18%
    >13" size of average flexed bicep
    Mine's 14", made up for the smol chest so dont have to kms
    >34" waist size
    frick, I'm 35", now I gotta kms again
    >5.08" avg penis size
    lol? Mine's 6" on the dot, yay don't have to kms after all
    >Average sex session is 3-10 minutes
    I frick for at least 30 minutes, usually an hour or two, I couldn't even get off in 3 wtf?
    >hotel porn-viewer
    I don't watch porn
    >Number of men who would rather work out than have sex: 1 in 7
    Why not both?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >69%
    >13%
    heh

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way the average man benches 180. It isn't even remotely high but it's def way more than I imagine anyone untrained would be able to do. I've seen tons of newbies at the gym struggling to even hit 1pl8 before

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it. That's what I did my first time on bench.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Compared to doing 1 pull up and a 12 minute mile it's not even close

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >average number of pull ups
    >1
    >average time to run a mile
    >12:17
    Is the average man a power shitter?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Taller and bigger dick

    Should I just walk around nude to advertise this?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im 6’1
    Is it worth for me to even lift
    I feel like an absolute manlet daily

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if youre under 6'3" there really is no point

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    8.3" but Im tall so it looks barely above average

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My penis is 5.8 inches long if I were to beat my dick with rocks could I swell up to 6 inches and keep it?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw penis is 5.25 inches smack bang in the centre of average
    I wanna kms

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5 foot 5, chest size 36, weigh about 9 stone, waist 28 inch
    6 and half inch wiener.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5'10
    >43'' chest
    >15'' arms
    >170 lbs
    >15% bf
    >32'' waist
    >6'5'' penis

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, i am really above average in most aspects. Yet i am still an insecure homosexual. Fit and ripped, but insecure. Decades of depression really fricks up your brain.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >52 bpm resting heart rate
    >average

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It says for a fit guy. Only 13% of the guys who think they're fit (69%) are actually fit. Under 9% of guys.
      My resting heart rate when asleep is 39. Low 50s when sitting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My exact same reaction.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Average is a poor measure for data like this. Extremes on either end frick up the data by dragging the average far higher (or lower) than where the majority of the datapoints actually cluster. You see a similar phenomenon with things like average income - most Americans are poor as shit but a handful of extremely rich people drag the average up. The average American income is among the highest in the world, but the median American might as well be living in a developing country.

    Median is more accurate.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Average 40s make can do 21 pushups in a minute
    > Average waist 34"
    hahahaha no

    Looks like they are mixing up median/modal/mean measures to make it look as good as possible.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    picrelated

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn massive whitepill

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No but at least I have a way bigger dick so idc about allat

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The 13" bicep thing has to be fake. I'm a complete subhuman who can't bench 1 pl8 and my arms are 13.7". I have 6" wrists. Most people I see outside the gym have bigger arms than me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >arms are 13.7

      you can deposit fat on your arms too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        13.7" arms really aren't that big. Like I said most people outside have bigger arms than me without even lifting a finger. I have the arms of a child and this is flexed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You have to directly target the long bicep(outer side) along with the brachialies to look larger there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What are some good exercises for that?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Doing bicep curls by dragging the bar incredibly close to your body forcing your elbows to remain behind you for the long bicep
              Reverse curls/hammer curls for the brachialis

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    measure chest inhaled? is that how everyone does it?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2.87 hours per week of exercise
    >Bench 180
    >Doubt

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that linus from tech tips?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man Linus got swole

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5.10
    >5.5
    >180
    >31waist
    >235 bench
    >40pushups
    >40situps
    >22%bf
    Im slightly flabby fit. I'm working cutting while maintain my max.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >13 inch biceps with 37% body fat and never lifting before 3 weeks ago

    Does this mean that I can have big gunz IST

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mog half of that shit and am more or less same with others but I might not have a 5.2 (median of both) inch penis sadly, its like 13 m iirc

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6.9 inch wiener (measured from base) 5"9 king of manlets
    Life is good bros

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course I am better in every way. Except for the fact that all of these 'losers' have wives and kids and I am a foreveralone incel.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m having a hard time believing this. 1 pull-up and a 12 minute mile are comically bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The average modern day male is comically bad. But then again that infograph is bullshit as well most males aren't built like that kek

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AVERAGE SEX SESSION IS 3-10 MINUTES?

    This is counting after penis is in vegana, verdad? Because my sessions take about 45 minutes but after I put it in it takes like 2 minutes for me to end unless I switch positions like every 60 seconds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chads just use the b***h as a cum receptacle and let her jerk off to the memory.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would say my PIV time is probably 15 minutes or so. It's long enough to be a problem, tbh. 3-10 sounds super nice

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is confusing. Does the average male lift 80kg or is it the fit one? 80kg is not bad at all.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5'7"
    >no idea
    >15" arms
    >13ish% BF
    >30" waist
    >6.5” penis
    >140lbs
    >26 years old
    >about $10 a year
    >bench 205 lb
    >4:48 mile (in high school)
    >58 bpm (in high school)

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno how much I spend on supps
    Don’t use them to hang clothes no
    45-55bpm
    Minimum 12 hours of exercise a week
    Losing fat
    20-30 pull-ups I can also lift 100% of my body weight added
    I’m going to live forever
    I’m 28 and fitter than ever
    I run 1k in 7 minutes with no intention of getting better I hate running but I’m fast
    Gaining muscle
    5’8
    No idea how wide my chest is. But My back is big so probably good
    I think I’m 13-15%bf
    Haven’t checked my Ceps in a while but I know they were 14,5 inches in December
    No idea what my waist is. Probably half my chest
    Dunno how big my dick is I’m not a teenager. But definitely bigger than 5 inches. Probably closer to >7
    Bench atm is 235

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