Are you bigger than a can of Monster?

Are you bigger than a can of Monster?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. Even babies aren't born that short

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you talking about my bicepts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao bro that was the response I was gonna give you godamn king I hope you have a great new years

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >those digits
    >that post
    Frick you, Satan.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Source on that semen demon?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 5.5 inches
    Am I confirmed NGMI?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am the size of several stacked on top of each other

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >comparing yourself to a cute lil 16oz as the metric
    >there are, right this fricking second, on this very fricking board, actually people who don't mog monster bfc cans

    This kingdom has fallen to ruin ever since Sir outed himself as a furry

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >15.09 fl oz
    >>99.99% In a room of 1000, 0 would be bigger
    https://calcsd.info/
    guess not.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      According to this I’m in the top 25% of men in dick size.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/KWFdHoT.jpg

        >15.09 fl oz
        >>99.99% In a room of 1000, 0 would be bigger
        https://calcsd.info/
        guess not.

        Yeah the things data is shit.
        When I’m not bonepressing I’m 19cm, I’m definitely not in the top 1%. Girls tell me I am big but some also had larger ones

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never tried your product and never will

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You should try monster ultra it's pretty good. Drank 2 cans a day for years and now I can't stomach it anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom up.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    slightly yeah, with like half my dick head

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw mogged by the goyjuice

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My wiener only gets 3/4 of the can.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can just about fit my dick in one, why?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am not familiar with the goyslurp, how tall is this can?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      about one dick

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >73% length
    >98% volume
    heh

    Length seems right (barely under 6 inches) but I refuse to believe 99% of guys are thinner. It doesn’t seem that thick at all (also 6 inches)

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