Are you bigger than a monster can?
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Are you bigger than a monster can?
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yeah i actually am but not thicker
Yes im 181cm tall 86kg find me a monster can that big LMAO
i could totally beat up a can of monster in a fight, i just dont feel like i have anything to prove you know but i’m not scared.
Yes, and it is a 500ml/17oz one before autists post about the volume
https://imgur.com/a/usig8aT
what is the height of this can? i don't drink goyslurp so idk
Depends on the volume
>tfw barely a red bull can
8.5 inch chad here (10inch insertable)
matching one of these badboys in girth is the real achievement.
>10 inch insertable
What did anon mean by this
he stuffs his 2inch balls with his dick into his onahole pretending to be a furry knotting a girl
i go 10 inches deep if i thrust all the way into a pussy but if i measure from the top side its only 8.5, its just the anatomy of how it comes out of my body and the upward curvature, hang upside down like you are sucking your dick and you might get what i mean
Ok youre moronic now I get it
correct
(bunning carpark 10am thursay)
b there
wow you're a fricking midget lol
I'm like 10 times as tall as you
When will they learn?
I match it in girth, but my dick is short. I'm built like a tuna can.
care to post it? i am not gay)
>took a picture with a monster can for a girl
>roughly the same size girth and length
>would be longer but the fricking thing bends to the left
>she can't stop praising it, tells me good morning daily
>calls me all kinds of sweet names that somehow involve big dick in them
>asked me to come visit but I make up bullshit excuses
>she says she doesn't mind if I have other girlfriends, she understands I have options
>legit made a model of my wiener out of clay, veins and all
>I'm a 27 year old virgin, asperges kek
Just frick her already. You are in IST, you are used to fail every single day in life at the gym, what difference does it make to fail 1 more time? What do you have to lose? Are you a gay bottom homosexual? Claim the ass and stab your fat ass wiener as a flag on it NOW
She called one of my nudes
>a literal greek god
How am I supposed to meet this girl and be like
>right so anyway i don't really know how to do the kissing thing, can I claim your ass so anon doesn't think I'm a homosexual?
>j-just let me flag you, s-bawd
Just do it.
I know its difficult for aspies to stop overplanning everything. You can use some bland stuff like:
>do you want to come over for netflix and chill?
>i know you like my wiener, do you want to see it in person?
And then just go with the flow. She is begging for it and you too. You are 2 messages away from getting a gf. We are rooting for you anon, best of luck out there fren. Merry christmass
Y-you too.
dude, you're in a situation where you just have to show up and unzip. Don't even talk to her, she'll handle the rest
She thinks I'm a trad guy. Sent her some meme christgays post on /wsg/. Little does she know I'm actually moronic.
Longer but no where as big
A 500ml can of monster is approx. 18cm in height and 21cm in circumference.
To have a dick similar in size is pretty impossible unless you have surgery
What website is this
calcsd.info
or just search penis size calculator in your search engine of choice
Thanks anon
Longer but not girthier.
>tfw got the length but not the girth
Might as well have a micropeen at this point. Girls literally won’t even feel you inside them if your peen is skinny
postin me ugly semi
https://imgur.com/a/t1q51w9
atleast still got my foreskin kek
foreskin is ugly, i wouldnt suck. pull that shit back and clean your dick
found the american
You cant just call your erection a semi expecting random people to believe you are 2 inches bigger in truth because you arent
Dont beat around the bush and just say you are posting your wiener
https://imgur.com/a/Y8Y27bY
lol okay heres my erection since you apparently cant tell teh differnce between a soft and hard dick
Would suck and ride. 8/10.
you guys don't even lift, you're just posting your dick on a fitness board.
oi oi m8 that was me dirty bulk im gettin there okay
you look much better in that pic
IST is a wiener board chud
Looks smaller here lol
>what is lighting and focal length
the cuckold israelites arent sending their best tonight
I mog the can
>inb4 post body
>mfw I'm 5x5 but have attended sex therapy and coaching to learn how to connect with, pleasure, and explore kinks with women
>Mfw my sex life is satisfying and I know how to please a woman
>Mfw that's nice but I'll never have a Pp that makes jaws drop or women question their marriage in sigh alone
You're better than anyone here.
On the flip side, you don't have random couples hitting on you whenever you go to a bar, or at swimming pools, or whenever you wear sweatpants in public.
Virgin guy here. Had a couple buy me drinks the entire night, take me to their hotel, buy me drinks then and then when they realize I'm too moronic started complaining about how hard it is to find a good bull. Spent the remaining night complaining about one of the guys the wife was fricking but who apparently wanted more and ignored the guy. Huge no-no to frick just the woman it seems. Apparently big dick guys are fricking stupid. Who knew.
>Apparently big dick guys are fricking stupid. Who knew.
Can confirm. Doesn't help that I'm dense as frick and kinda autistic.
this is why i meet with couples first no expectations coffee to figure out if they're decent to swing with
no fricking around
Im like 6" soft and never had this happen to me, Im a pretty handsome guy too
Is this just a hung manlet thing? I feel like I have way more leg space for my bulge to rest, or maybe its the underwear I use
Congrats 5x5 bro. You already make it.
it's more like one of these
bitches looove the girth
Longer yes
Thicker no
Only 5.4" on a good day.
>Tfw girthlet
>5.4"
>93rd percentile girth
>girthlet
Body dysmorphia is getting out of control.
I want my girl to say I'm hella thick and that I stretch her out.
At best it's satisfying, I want to be exceptional.
The kind of dick that she will remember for the rest of her life.
>Inb4; caring about women's pleasure hurr sure
No, I'm doing it to dickmog any man that should come after me.
Damn, imagine being this insecure. You could be getting yo pp wet instead you out here thinking of other dudes meats.
>t. got dickmogged
>No, I'm doing it to dickmog any man that should come after me.
move to thailand. testosterone is cheap + legal and you'd dick mog easily. you can dickmog with 6 inches in southeast asia.
>No, I'm doing it to dickmog any man that should come after me
Easiest way to do that is by being in a locker room at a public gym.
I'm 7.5 inches bone pressed but only 5 inches of girth. Is it possible to gaslight a girl (or boy on hrt) that mt size is big?
look for a short girl and she'll think it's massive
I don't think so
i don't think this thread is actually about height
I'm taller than a tall boy, so yes. But I intend to jelq to 12.5x8.
Holy fricking based, same
I want to be a leading cause of death in tinder prostitutes
no but my boyfriend is
>for my bulge to rest, or maybe its the under
Not sure, but im buying a monster later to find out.
>5.5"
>girthlet too
lmao it's so over
where do you measure girth, shaft or head?
haven't accurately measured it, but it almost exactly fits inside a toilet roll
I measured my wiener next to a can of monster and now I feel a bit more confident about my size, still probably going to get a penis stretching thing but thanks bros.
t.6.3"x6" chode haver
Yeah, would post cawk but I don’t want homosexuals seeing my beautiful tube steak
>Some dude ITT claiming he matches a monster can in circumference (21cm circumference)
Man you e-statters are shameless