Are you fit enough to kill a mountain lion with your bare hands?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If i remember correctly a cyclist or a hiker killed one too, big cats are just big pussies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was a hiker but turns out the cat was just a cub lmao.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >animals don't know how to protect their vital organs

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    see that rock?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pumas don't just attack grown-ass men, doubly so if they've been feasting on prime ribeye lately. Beaner should get garroted and turned into cat food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      o toxo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. gondii

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Samson

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With a strong enough back, you can kill any animal smaller than you by
    1. getting on top of it
    2. pulling on its head really hard towards its mid back

    It's important that if a pack animal attacks, you kill it and carry it's body with you so you don't get ambushed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Catbro is tapping out. Why won't he let go?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's a heel and working the crowd for heat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so epic

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go out searching for puma
    >get attacked by puma
    how unexpected. are they morons or something? why did they not bring a weapon?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >me at the furry convention

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Without laughing.

    I think I can frick up a mountain lion with bare hands

    I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could.
    Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.

    I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the mountain lion is finished.

    You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible.

    First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

    Any man with a minimum of training can beat a mountain lion with a knife anyway.

    With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You would actually be right if you emphasized your grappling. You would stand a chance. But the fact that you're talking about boxing a 180 lbs cat just shows you're a delusional fricking moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Otherwise I would have laughed at your post,but if this farmer can do it,with enough ferocity and coordination you could do it with your bare hands.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      obviously it's possible to kill a puma with bare hands but as the guy below you said punching it to death is the absolute dumbest way to go about it. You don't realize how much thicker a puma skull is vs a humans and just how much quicker it's reflexes are compared to yours.

      That cat is going to be unphased by your strongest punches and will end up biting and crushing your hands/forearms. The only way to go about it is to choke it to death/ram your hand down its throat/ or break it's neck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and with laughing ? your stats go up or down ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don't hyenamaxx?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I'd kill that mountain, if you know what I mean

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His new wife began to suspect something was going on when she started finding cougar hair on her husband.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How can human women even compete?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >nakaniart is not on any booru
        this is bullshit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mountain lion gf vs average anglosphere woman gf.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a weird ass article to fake.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you fit enough to kill a mountain lion with your bare hands?

    I can barely handle the house cat.
    Maybe I could burn a cougar to death.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Claro que puedo amigo

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have experience handling captive mountain lions and if I encountered a wild one that was angry I'd shit my pants and die of fright.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're a failure as a human

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lol I've watched those things make grown men piss their pants my response would be pretty typical for a human in that situation. I've been hospitalized by a pit bull and am probably jumpier around those than I am big cats tho.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I've been hospitalized by a pit bull
          Ok, you're a b***h

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Rogan was attacked by a mountain lion outside of a comedy club, and snapped its neck, and he never mentions it, but it was in the news. And the fact that he doesn't even mention it makes him 10x more manly.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did you really win if it would have been 100% fatal without a hospital and antibiotics

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could kill everyone ITT in a fight with my bare hands

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>bare hands
      You sound like a pussy. I could wear oven mitts and still beat the shit out of you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not me, bucko. I don't know how to fight but I'm a heck of a nice guy so I don't think you'd be able to bring yourself to hit me.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well you gotta remember most big cats are ambush predators, big burst of energy for that single bite to take down prey but if they fail its like having an adrenaline dump. They get gassed super easy and cougars are on the smaller side of big cats so they're not able just overpower you with sheer weight like a tiger or lion I think even males top out around 220lbs and a blade in the underbelly is a great equalizer

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With my hands? I'll kill it with my teeth

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >farmer
    that explains it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reminder to do farmer's carries

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do they like being carried?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes

          eventually you can work up to puma carries

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No wonder so many people here have tiny, skinny forearms.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that dude is 5'1

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamza_ibn_Abd_al-Muttalib

    hamza the lion hunter

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah
    it's not like it's a real lion, they don't even break 100kg
    you could really just shove your arm down its throat and choke it like with a dog attack

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