Are you fitter than an FBI Applicant?

Are you fitter than an FBI Applicant?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick? He was literally walking

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not allowed to be mean he's working hard and doing his best

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that is NOT okay.
        I feel like we should always try to be kind to each other.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate glowBlack folk. Pffft

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe. I haven't done 6 laps around a track in a long time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You really don't think you couldn't do 6 laps in 20 minutes?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        my cardio is shit and it's been a decade. Should be able to do it in around 12-16 but idk.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats the issue, is it's been a literal decade since you ran regularly and can still outrun a spook because they're awful

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU CAN SEE THEM WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cardio is shit and I've been rooning like eight times this year but I ran a hilly mile in under seven minutes in a comp a week back. Should be able to get under six with just a little bit of training.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >these are the people trying to get you arrested for sharing memes
    Yeah fat homosexuals legitimately are just butthurt losers not a shock

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They must be ugly too

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not googling that. What is it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        places like ruby ridge and waco produce heros

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >waco
          I'm from Waco, nobody supports those nut jobs. They were a pedophillic death cult that wanted to die but accidently got killed by ATF incompetence.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Not recognizing Uncle Timmy

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Timothy McVeyless was black ops you fricking idiot, everybody knows the government used him to reframe the public perception of the federal government after their disastrous frick ups in the early 90s. it's literally been proven with video evidence, dumb fricking homosexual b***h.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not true, I am from wacko and those cult guys were our homies.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf? I can run that in almost 9 minutes. Larping helps

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I run 2k in 9 mins, so I probly could

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to walk 1.5 miles home from high school. It never once took me longer than 15 minutes, not even when I would dip into a wooded area to smoke weed

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1.5 miles in over 20 minutes
    my sides

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just spit-balling here, but what's the over/under that this particular FBI cadet is of the black, female, perhaps even "nuero-divergent" category? DEI is rapidly eroding all of our institutions. It started in Hollywood, where shitty DEI hires flooded writers room and turned every character on T.V. into a snarky millennial. Now that same crop of talentless hacks are being tapped to run our schools, our government, and our military (pic related).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goals
      The mil always has these and never meets them you moron

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude I ran a 1.5 in around 11:00 minutes hung over on zero sleep while trying out for the Ohio state trooper physical exam

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And I never do cardio. That was barely a year ago

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >never do cardio
        walking is cardio, moron. Low intensity high rep lifting or calisthenics is also cardio

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well then I do cardio all the time homosexual. Still ran the mile 1.5 on par with college athletes while on zero sleep, formerly drunk, and high off White trash milf pussy.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            high intensity running isn't cardio, it's anaerobic

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              also running mitigates the negative effects of lack of sleep

              I was had the weakest former athletic background there and yet scored 1st on the written exam and 3rd on the physical. A couple zoomers out did me in push ups though

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                was/had*

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                alright you're done posting you moron.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re*

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            also running mitigates the negative effects of lack of sleep

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that dude must be a fat chonker
    I could run at least 5 minutes faster with 0 training

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can bear walk 1.5 mile faster than that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Omg this guy BEAR WALKS. He must train mma and be a deadly killer!!111

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off. I like doing it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      should I worry about the food I left in my car?
      Can you get through a bear can?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best career where people like this are actually ashamed of themselves

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The typical FBI applicant is
    >Gay
    >Fat
    >moronic
    >A race traitor if they're white.
    I can confidently say I mog most feds.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that run at around 10 minutes?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh. I weight 298lbs and my 3km time is 20mins. What the frick is he doing?

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