I am sick of being mogged by MMA fighters
>start a business on opposite US coast from my wife, only get to visit her around 3 times a year.
>she starts watching MMA, is open about enjoying it for the eye candy while I am on my first visit home
>Decide that a nice surprise for her would be if I got in shape while away
>Back on west coast, buy bench and bar for the backyard
>4am workouts dot jaypeg
>Go from 6ft 140 skelly to 175 skinnyfat but with visible difference in chest and arms
>positive comments from coworkers
>fly back home for next visit
>time to reveal surprise
she does a lot of mirin', gives a bunch of compliments, and then has no interest in sex after 6 months apart.
>says nothing is wrong and she likes the way I look
>continues to ogle MMA fighters every saturday
>have been back two more times since then, now a year without physical intimacy
Who is your ragefuel who you lift to beat bros? For me its Jake Paul. When its late and I dont want to do abs, I think of his smug face and power through an extra set of dumbell crunches.
She's clearly cheating on you, and you're too autistic too figure it out.
The autists are the ones who fail to see this is clearly bait. I will say that it is high effort bait though.
you have no idea how much I wish it was bait. I did pick the most entertaining details and kept the fluff out, but its accurate.
I sit there like a moron while we watch MMA together
she's cheating on you
its always obvious to everyone except to the cuck getting cheated on, sad
He is weak and mark my words I'll pummel his face for what he has done to this generation with his encouragement of consumerism, materialism, degeneracy, and hypersexuality. Dont think I didnt forget that fact that hes also a despicable nuisance to hes equally despicable neighbors. I hope I can one day meet him in the octagon.
He's scum but he's already out of the realm of most amateur fighters. He's pretty solid now
Hes just another homosexual who thinks hes tough. From the meaningless tattoos to the stupid haircut; hes just in it for the glory. I guarantee I could beat him.
>he is weak
You are moronic. He's not exactly Mike Tyson, but he has some skills in the ring and you're either jelly or just fricking dumb
He’s just a symptom not the cause. And honestly hes white so it beats the pop culture bullshit we’ve been having the last 15+ years
I’m actually surprised at how decent he is. He’s 100000x better than his brother who, though he looks impressive on gear, is pretty clueless in the ring
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if this isn't bait, if you and your girl have been apart for 6 months and you're not fricking like rabbits when you see each other - she's got someone else
6/10 obvious cuck fantasy but at least you typed more than 4 sentences
most bizarre part is she has expressed interest in watching me with another woman, but maintains she doesn't want to be physically involved and would just want to watch.
Dawg shes just keeping you on the leash while shes banging dudes.
y'all have given me a whole new thing to be paranoid about so this is neat. At least I PR'd yesterday on deadlift ;_:
If this is not a joke which I’m fairly sure it is then she only wants you to be with another woman so she feels less bad about cheating on you my dude
Your away from home for 6 months at a time you dumb homosexual. Of course she's going to lose interest. Are you as moronic as your wife?
a business on opposite US coast from my wife, only get to visit her around 3 times a year.
I wish i stopped reading there, wtf were you thinking seeing your wife 3 times a year as a 140lb "man"???