Are you RoadWarriorMaxxing yet? >OMAD, 800 calorie intake average

Are you RoadWarriorMaxxing yet?

>OMAD, 800 calorie intake average
>Random dry fasting that can last from a day to 2 days
>Cut your hair with a knife
>Get into brawls to the death with street urchins
>Tailor your own clothing that you find
>Get a little cool dog
>Make makeshift weaponry
>Sleep 8 hours a week
>Bathe once a month in a puddle
>Wear leather patrol jackets
>Learn car mechanics

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to watch the new Mad Max because they cut out Mel Gibson. I like to insert the real Mel Gibson into scenes in my head. In his version of Hamlet where the titular character is pretending to have a meltdown, I like to imagine Hamlet yelling about Ophelia being raped by a pack of morons.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mel Gibson is one of the most greatest and most based actors of all time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I have a screenplay written for a kids movie that features old Mel as a main character

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Does he do crazy shit?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Basically I wanted to make an animated movie that didn't turn kids into fags. The kid would be a peasant that has a dad who is a depressed bum who works on a farm (to speak to the lack of father figures in society) and Mel will be a grizzled old warrior who wastes his time getting drunk and the kid will work as a bus boy and then he will teach the kid how to fight when the antagonist comes into play but it's got a neat twist.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds cool.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mel Gibson is one of the most greatest and most based actors of all time.

      I think Mel is based and I still enjoyed the new Mad Max. Hardy did a good job.

      If you need some new Mel kino watch Dragged Across Concrete. Then watch all the other S. Craig Zahler movies cause they're all weird violent fever dreams.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with this. New mad max was definitely cool

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I think Mel is based and I still enjoyed the new Mad Max. Hardy did a good job.

      If you need some new Mel kino watch Dragged Across Concrete. Then watch all the other S. Craig Zahler movies cause they're all weird violent fever dreams.

      This. While Mel was amazing, Tom Hardly was good enough. The new movie is just as much of a classic, and if it would had mel in his prime undoubtedly had been the best.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So just be homeless?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know a homeless guy that stays awake for 2 days straight then sleeps for 24 hours+ to makeup for it
      He also goes around in roller skates

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I knew a homeless guy who threw himself off a 30 foot overpass and hit a Nissan that was going 68 mph.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Did he died?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not instantly, but yes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, he did all that and lived?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          fuck meant to reply to

          I knew a homeless guy who threw himself off a 30 foot overpass and hit a Nissan that was going 68 mph.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, he did all that and lived?

            What part of 'I knew' did you not understand?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

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