Are you strong enough to OHP your gf?

Are you strong enough to OHP your gf?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am strong enough to OHP (You)r gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So you are strong enough to lift 0lbs? lol what a pathetic dyel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you have to count the arms too

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah
    i can ohp my arms

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes. if you can't you're either dyel or dating an absolute cow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am 5'11 my gf is 6'6

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based Claudius.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tobi?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get busy lifting or get busy NGMI'ing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Teach me, and post pics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s harder than you’d think. If you can’t overhead press your gfs weight on a barbell then yeah she’s fat or your dyel, but overhead pressing an actual live human is much harder.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what would be the most effective method I wonder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You just have to grab them by the pussy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My girl is a cow but I almost got a 3 plate ohp so it adds up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dating an absolute cow
      she's literally 220 lbs and I have scoliosis

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >220 lbs
        What a shameful existence

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can OHP 1pl8 for 5 and she weighs 49kg so maybe.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he slammed her into the ground after this pic was taken

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Onto his knee

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I wondered what would break first

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds extremely painful

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're a big guy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            For you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He seems like a big guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He slammed her alright (in the pussy)

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I can overhear press 0 pounds

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick you fricking frick

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah you're mom is pretty fat

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God willing I never will be again.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is his right hand inside her?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just have to raise my hands

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have this as a requirement on my hinge profile, it subtly keeps the fatties away

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my gf is the equivalent of 3 pl8
    so no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that b***h is fat as frick LMAO

      u must be really high T

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she is

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can you lift a pillow
    Yes

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically kys homosexual
    I was having a good day and not thinking about girls until this pic.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    uhh, guys, what's his hold point for his right hand?

    this doesn't seem appropriate.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recently hit 60kg OHP so yes I could hypothetically press my gf as long as I stay away from fatties, I've been with fat chicks before and regretted it lmao

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lifting GF
    >forget to breath on OHP
    >"I'm gonna be alright… AAACK!"
    >slam GF on the ground and pass out
    >GF spine snapped in half
    That's why you start OHP with your GF when she's thin, then architect her to get heavier for progressive overload.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never get over how weak the majority of this board is.
    >get gf
    >ohp gf
    Simple as.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fake, you just rotated the image 90 degrees

      • 2 years ago
        RubberChickens

        big if true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >get gf
      impossible
      >ohp gf
      improbable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her hip to waist is absolutely goddess-tier, congrats dude

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks mate. She loves it when I do shit like this, gets all giggly that I can toss her around. She encourages me going to the gym and even came to and recorded a powerlifting meet I went to. Women want men that are strong, and it blows my mind that some people genuinely believe otherwise. Lifting makes you more attractive bros, wagmi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >powerlifting meet
          How much did you lift? Also how heavy is your gf and what can you ohp

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can always push press, she won't know the difference

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not that strong, I got to the point of being able to do 1/2/3/4 and then just switched back to hypertrophy. I maxed with 135 ohp, she's about 115 LB at 5'10 american units

            hOLY FRICK THIS CAPTCHA

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick I need to find someone to toss around. I'm going to start approaching women on the subway and asking if I can overhead press them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don't even ask anon, just grip and rip

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >not understanding she's laughing at your DYEL ass
          Kek makes sense you're quarter repping her with those skinny legs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > Doesn't post OHP of girlfriend
            > Presumed lack of OHP
            > Presumed lack of girlfriend

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Post physique and post gf

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pffffff braaaaaaaaaaaaaap

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How long do i lift until gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your arms look dyel as frick in this pic. Like you genuinely don’t look like you lift. Yet you’re holding what looks like at least 140 over your head in a very unstable position. How’d you do it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I did a purely strength based program for a couple months, maybe 8, 0 hypertrophy stuff, you gain a little size but it's nothing compared to doing even 2 months of pure hypertrophy based training. So fair point with looking dyel. I think she was around 120 in the pic. Also I was hammered in the pic, so caveman mode was in full effect

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what program?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mate, are you pressing her by the pussy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AND the breasts, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why r u dressed like an elementary school student

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you look kind oy s;--;o;''''y, very impressive girl though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God damn she looks good, the tasteful thickness of her… oh my god…

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she even has a watermark

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he monke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shoes inside
      peak autism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hands on breasts and hooha. Gj anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hand inside coochie for better grip

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You realize that ohping a 135lbs human is nowhere near the same as ohping lmao1pl8, right? For one managing your possible failure for any reason isn't going to involve simply throwing her in front of you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's definitely different, weight distribution is pretty uneven and if they move etc etc. Also coochie grip is optimal

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lifting 62kg is easy, question is if she can hold her body tight enough

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 28 and never even kissed a girl.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Easy to lift what doesn't exist

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes and no. yes in that i dont have a gf, therefore any weight*0=0, and i can OHP more than nothing, but no because any potential gf i could bag would probably weigh more than 135lbs (my current OHP)

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I can. Not my wife though.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes mine weights litrally nothing.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my girlfriend weighs 240pounds so... you guess the answer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You must be very strong anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Beastmode.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but I am also strong enough to OHP my little brother who weighs 165 lbs.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'10", wife is 5'4" and now must use either a walker or a wheelchair. Depending on how she's doing that day.
    I have to lift to help her.
    Folks give us weird looks in public. Whatever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe anything in your post.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someday I will get my gf and her sister to each hold one side of the bar and I'll press them both

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if she's, like, twelve.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but she's a femlet
    🙂

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is 6'1 and like 220lbs, can't that cow up

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah easily

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I can OHP zero (0) kg.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I can OHP 30 kg

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, she weight exactly 0kg

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never go for a woman who you CAN'T ohp.
    If she's too heavy, she's not worth your time.
    If you're too weak, you're not worth hers.
    >Verification not required.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I snapped my clavicle up(costoclavicular ligament) ohping 150lbs for 15 reps, snapped on the third to last rep. I have no gf.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My GF weighs more than me

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god what a homosexual

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My gf weighs 50kg, so it's no really an achievent to ohp that, I do it for reps.

    Although, I would assume, lifting a human is different to lifting a barbell. I'll have to try lifting her up

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gf, yes. Wife, no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah aight

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uhh, maybe a split jerk.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my WHAT

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do not have a gf
    Regardless, she would have to be 100 lbs or less

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can OHP 20 kg more than my wife weighs, but she won't let me try for whatever reason, the pregnant b***h.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can overhead press her for hundreds of reps.

    I can also hold her like a gun and go "cat-at-at-at-at-at".

    at least she will never leave and take half my shit

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Careful doing this shit bro.
    I can OHP 185, but twigged my back when over head pressing my wiggling 120lb gf

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't an OHP, but a similar challenge was actually the reason why I broke up with my first gf. We were at a party at my friend's house and at one point in the night people started doing push up challenges. This evolved into people trying to do body-weight squats with people on their backs. I squatted a mutual friend of ours (who was about 140) and then my then-gf wanted in.
    For reference, at the time I was 6'2 170 and she was 5'8 230ish. I was very drunk so I grabbed my friend's belt and knee straps and made a big show of hyping myself up and slapping my head and pretending to chalk up, screaming about how it was a huge PR attempt and "big weight". Everyone thought it was really funny, except for her. I ended up very awkwardly squatting her for 3 reps and then dropping her off my back and attempted to rip off my shirt while screaming at the top of my lungs. She ran out of the room crying and when I tried to talk to her later her friends told me to piss off. I slept over at my friend's and by the time I got home the next morning all her stuff was gone and my apartment was trashed. Lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she did you a favor
      fat people should feel ashamed of themselves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine trashing your relationship for a few giggles from some lads. Absolut mad lad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >230ish
      If this is true she made you a favor by leaving and you hers for shaming her into becoming a better person. I doubt she didn't lose like 50lb on the spot.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    since i don't live in amerifat land yes

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Easy as frick, my girlfriend weighs practically nothing to me

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where is his right hand

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is where I would post me OHPing my gf

    IF I HAD ONE

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but she's cannot keep up the body tension for long, so eventually she will go limp and I hurt her by stretching her skin.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was able to OHP my 100lb blonde qt gf so easily and she would love it.
    >where is she now bros?

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No because she weighs over 200lbs unfortunately.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No but I can OHP my bf UwU

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anons, post pics of lifting people/gf (or bf more likely) in any manner. Leta get primal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this count?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know its a man, right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Count it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Had to check out that guy's twitter. Holy frick what an archetypal fart sniffer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would love to bane-smash him over my knee

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a super pretty 120lb redhead. I miss her a lot. She had huge breasts relative to her frame.
    Last woman I talked to is fat. 6' and looks about 180. Don't think I can press that. Could probably hit it if I'd just stop qqing over ginger.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just push press and only show the picture from the top of the movement so nobody can prove you cheated.

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