Ascended otter will always be king. Strong, athletic, beautiful, long term health. Why arent you ascended otter yet?

Ascended otter will always be king
Strong, athletic, beautiful, long term health

Why aren’t you ascended otter yet?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cuz im fat

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on the way

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Delusional, lmao.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looking good king, keep going

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A thumb up the ass is indeed a just self reward for a good king.

        Be gooder, never stop.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mogs Every poster in /plg/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what do you have to do to get their? cut more? bulk more?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're already there mate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mirin hair, have seen your face before, grow beard if can.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      godly frame. you won genetic lottery.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      solid but proportions look off, need more lats and/or traps

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is so fricking redundant 'ascended otter mode'. You're just describing a solid lean natty physique. Guess what homie, that's what most guys are aiming for already!!!

      Good work

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't you OP?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren’t you ascended otter yet?
    Because I prefer normal ottermode.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is he looks bloated when not cutting and you have to eat like a ruminant to maintain that mass. Not long term healthy.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >He posted it again

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pitt wasnt even ottermode for that movie. theres only one scene in the movie when he looks like that and he was doing that bodybuilding no carb thing to get that look. other than that scene he doesnt look very muscular at all in the rest of the movie. he was ottermode in troy not fight club

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ottermode relues on having great frame/proportions which is reliabnt on genes. You cant pull off ottermide if youre a turbo manlet or someone that doesnt have a pseudo Adonis build.

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