Ask a 19 year old zoomer who just finished eating 800 grams of non fat, non sugar, high protein yogurts and who might have a Mercedes s class in 2 mor...

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you redeem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Redeem what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Ultraviolence

        Don't lie, you redeemed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SAAR!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ARE YOU CRAZY MAAM?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SAAR PLEASE LISTEN VARY CAHREFUL.
          DO
          NOT
          REDEEM

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are you gay?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am not a homosexual

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s literally not off topic, the pic is in reference to the “vax” in which is one of the most popular references on pol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you vaxed?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad you didn't get to experience the 90's, you deserve to suffer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Announcing reports is a bannable offence chuddie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope road sleeper

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It more of a suggestion or a warning. Sure would be a shame!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You tell ‘em big guy!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cyber mercenary shills here running cover for the status quo narratives, don't have to play by the glowBlack person mod rules.
        Yeah, they made this place a multi-tiered hellhole of "rules for thee, not for me" too, just like meatspace.

        He's still an idiot, and going to get reemed by his sup for not knowing board culture enough to not stick out. But don't worry, they'll all pay dearly for the "work" they did here; in this and the next.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anusing that a riporting a riportibl offance is riportable you silly sodomite kiwi bloody b***h baster

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    micro plastics

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everybody forgot about the covid vaccines lol

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fricking glad I didn't take the RNA juice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everybody forgot about the covid vaccines lol

      Unfortunately I was forced

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You had a choice.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you vaxed?

          I was 15 years old, I had an important trip and stuff, my parents are not vaccine fans nor do they force me to do anything but unfortunately we were literally under full on communist lockdown

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, so you chose to get it. RIP dumbass.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks a lot…

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your parents failed you. Sorry to hear.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I had an important trip and stuff,
            kek, what does it feel like you probably traded 60 years of your life for that important trip and stuff

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I had an important trip and stuff
            so you chose it.
            I flew all around canada during lockdowns with a fake vaxx card that took 5 minutes to make in photoshop. you could have done the same, but you were weak.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You had two choices.

            Die on your knees. Compromise your immune system and downgrade your quality of life, while massively shortening your life expectancy, just so you can “travel and stuff.”

            OR

            Live on your feet, remain pureblooded, and prove you can think for yourself.

            Gee, that’s a tough decision.

            If you want to redeem yourself while on death row, we have a long list of authorities who pushed the clotshot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How old were you? Only children were forced.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          15

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are not human then, just a dumb cattle.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Belgian

          You don’t get to decide

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Unfortunately I was forced
        Only children and those who were incapacitated were forced. You were just gullible.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get fricked vaxxoid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tricked, not forced

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For what I've seen, nobody was forced. Those that didn't want to take it, just didn't take it. Rest were either willing, and encouraged people to take the vax, or neutral and wanted to just continue their life as normal. But I have not met anyone, who took it, and did not really want it. That is a cope by people who just can't live with their own decisions, and consequences of their actions.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He thinks he was forced because he couldn't go watch Marvel movies

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    non-fat? Why would you remove the main component? It was considered perfectly healthy until ~~*margarine*~~ was invented

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't lurk two years before posting, did you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No I shit post here almost everyday
      40% of my stories are completely false
      55% have some truths and some lies (mostly lies)
      And 5% are completely true

      • 3 weeks ago
        Ultraviolence

        to be a daily poster
        to not have redeemed

        Press X to doubt
        >>X

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WHAT THE HELL IS REDEEM, SHUT UP AND TELL ME

          • 3 weeks ago
            Ultraviolence

            Saar is positively bloody b***h.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          X
          >Verification not required

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he redeemed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SAAR PLEASE LISTEN VARY CAHREFUL.
      DO
      NOT
      REDEEM

      ARE YOU CRAZY MAAM?

      SAAR!

      Alright, I just got it, it’s an Indian meme thing. I’m not Indian, I’m moronic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        b***h bastard incel CHUD

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saar Im you to do the needful and DO NOT REDEEM!! saar PLZ you cannot REDEEM bloody lasagna b***h

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I’m not Indian, I’m moronic
        It's one and the same.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Sage

        Hey man.
        Why not try and make the world a little bit of a brighter place?

        Fricking have a nice day so nobody has to listen to anymore of your gay bullshit.
        Thanks man!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People who chose not to get the covid vaccine are...
    A) Conspiracy theorists.
    B) Stupid frickfaces.
    C) Embarrassing failures
    D) All of the above.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Engineer here, everyone who allowed the injectable israelite into their bloodstream is a certified dumbass who deserves to die from cancer in the next five years (which they probably will).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like enginequeer. Kek. Lol. Lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't you have some sheep to shag?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    totally normal. i hope you aint antivaxxer?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no refunds

    get jab -> fate sealed

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the plan was always going to be VAIDS.
    everybody has VAIDS.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/PU4sfTB.jpeg

        .

        https://i.imgur.com/LdXkgak.png

        https://i.imgur.com/LMFDto0.png

        ...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is a 5x increase in something vanishingly small terrifying lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      .

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    (mount sinai)

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mercedes makes pacemakers now?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will you eat the mercedes
    how is your heart

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You came to flex on others on /misc/? Of all the places? Lol..

    Get back in the cagie wagie, looks like you like it! Give it all away for social inclusion pfft..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this steve cutts

      https://i.imgur.com/AWfp5yq.jpeg

      Ask a 19 year old zoomer who just finished eating 800 grams of non fat, non sugar, high protein yogurts and who might have a Mercedes s class in 2 more months

      do you like touhou
      >t. 20 y/o zoomer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You too, back in the cagie-wagie before the darkness takes you away.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >y-you're a wagie
          not employed
          >couldn't even post the original picrel
          0/10, probably a boomer seething about solar panels

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best thing about Pfizer's experimental genetic modification shots is they're responsible for the trannicaust in troonville aka reddit.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what could it be
    no idea, but all those with failed heart are android users and those who use iphone are completely protected

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What could it be?!

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are sure that was yoghurt, sounds more like semen.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a case of the Non Refundables

  23. 3 weeks ago
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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 9's are always better

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >800 grams of non fat, non sugar, high protein yogurts
    Might as well just suck a dick at that point m8.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you planning to do for work?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to ask you anything?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please OP do not buy a luxury German car, talk to a mechanic if you don't believe a benevolent anon

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember! No refunds.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy your aids.. i guess

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >19 year old zoomer
    Are you from upper cast?

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