>ate 2 extra large pizzas by accident again. >drank like 3000 calories of soda

>ate 2 extra large pizzas by accident again
>drank like 3000 calories of soda
>ate a bag of oreos as a "snack"

Losing weight is literally impossible

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bobby is that you?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      check'd, OP is a homosexual with a humiliation fetish

      [...]

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The thing that will help you the most is realizing you have a certain amount of calories a day to spend(deficit) and incorporate “healthier” options. Switch out the regular soda for diet, switch out the condiments for light or zero sugar, buy frozen pizza made with thinner or cauliflower crust, etc etc. you catch my drift? You can do it!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No I can't
      Idiot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Switch out the regular soda for diet
      terrible advice from a stupid fricking CICOhomosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how much do you weigh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cauliflower crust
      What the FRICK

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ate 2 extra large pizzas by accident again
    >ate by accident
    >accident
    homie how the frick do you "eat by accident"? Did you get hit by a pizza delivery on the crosswalk and the pizza got shoved down your throat during that? TWO TIMES IN ONE DAY?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He never forgot to buy protection amuletts when the pizza witch was in town
      Not everyone is perfect bro

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if all those foods had no sugar or onions in them?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP wouldn't eat them.
      >ARGH IT'S THE SNEED MAKING ME FAT
      no it's the cookies, eat a bag of carrots instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza has little to NO sugar

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Carbs aren't sugar?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >YO IMMA JUST SWEETEN MY CAKE WITH MORE FLOUR

          >HOW MANY SPOONS OF FLOUR DO YOU TAKE IN YOUR TEA? 2 TABLE SPOONS OF FLOUR PLEASE

          >AYO CAN I GET A DIET COKE PLEASE, IM TRYING TO AVOID FLOUR

          dumbass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I'm the dumbass that doesn't understand carbohydrates.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        chain pizza sauce is loaded with sugar

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's impossible when you eat like a food giant

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just do your best in future, anon. You can be healthier. Believe in yourself!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ate a dounle cheeseburger and a large bag of chips
    Just frick my shit up. What is that, like 1500 calories at least in one sitting? Wtf is wrong with me? Now I have to do 1 hour of cardio to correct. FRICK.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are the fattest things you've ever done?
    >I've gone to an all you can eat on saturday and then also on sunday
    >I put mayonnaise and/or ranch on pizza
    >I've eaten 4 whopper meals in one day
    >I like to mix cereals together, then sprinkle spoonfuls of sugar on top, then sprinkle chocolate milk powder on top of that, then pour the milk in
    >When I go out to a restaurant I make sure to recommend people get bigger meals, for example a seafood platter instead of just fish and chips, so I can eat their leftovers later
    >I used to eat at least one burger per day, most days I would get an ultimate double whopper then on my way home get a burger from the local takeaway shop
    >Multiple takeaway shops would recognise me when I came in so I had to stop going out of embarrassment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actually recoiled reading some of these

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically watch the old Greg Doucette videos about diet. Guy is a complete sellout and a roidtroony but he knows his shit when it comes to diet.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Accidentally forgot to eat for the 3rd day in a row
    Gaining weight is impossible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me. I skipped dinner last night and just woke up reading this

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I told myself I wouldn't binge on peanut butter
    Im binging on it 🙁

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How does it feel big boy?

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