Athletic humans can outrun elephants

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's why the mammoth went extinct

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually saw a mammoth in Yakutia a couple years back

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Svieta's hunchback got so bad she looks like a mammoth now, but old gal's alive and well if you saw her.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Google says they can run at 40km/h

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That figure is an inflated estimate from ecologists decades ago. Figures from tracking domesticated and wild elephants with cameras put their top speeds around 20mph or 32kmh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah interesting, I wonder if there's other animals with inflated speed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Top marathoners can do 21km/h . 10k world record is about 23km/h. 5k is 24km/h
        Bolt runs 44km/h

        Elephant wins

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Elephant wins
          Huh? You literally just said that bolt runs basically twice as fast as elephants. I can run like 30km/h. This is max speeds for elephants for like a 50m dash, elephants can't sustain speed as long as humans.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I highly doubt you can do a 12sec 100m

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro, 12 seconds is worse than bottom of the barrel D3 team recruiting standards.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              high schoolers are running 10s bro

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this kills the powerlifter >athlete

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agility and speed is way more useful for humans than strength. It's never worth it to become slower for strength
      Once I was being chased by this big dog, of course you can't outrun a dog, but I managed to get to a tree, I kept running and juking around the tree and the dog never had a chance to catch me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you were a powerlifter, you could just sit on the dog and crush it with your ass.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But you can't outrun a bear

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just have to outrun (You)

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elephants are dope.

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