ATTENTION: REPENT

The Lord has noticed your gay homosexual posts on the internet. To repent for your homosexuality, reply to this thread with “I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness” otherwise you will burn in hell for all eternity.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >don't suck wiener
    >suck my god's wiener instead
    it's just sucking wiener all the way down isn't it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes you get the right gay conversion therapy camp where they pay female hookers to suck your wiener.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how christ-like of them

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 that homosexual Uruguayan avatargay starts gnashing his teeth in this thread because his reprobate mind can't handle the knowledge that God will judge him righteously in the end

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >god loves you, but you better behave or else he'll torture you forever

    how can anyone believe this shit?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how it works

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *checks bible*
        uhhh yeah that is apparently how it works

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm checking dem digits my dude

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The whole "hell is being tortured by demons and wasps while burning and freezing alive" is a meme from Dante's poem. Hell is simply a place with absence of God. God is merciful and loving, He has forgiven you before you've even committed a sin. God does see our pain and He does care, He wants you to repent for your own good and your own salvation.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            tell me you haven't read the old testament without without telling me you haven't read the old testament

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Be honest, when was the last time(if ever) you've even touched a bible, let alone read a page?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            when's the last time you thought for yourself sheep

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >God loves you
      >doesn’t want to see you die of gay disease or get scar fetish
      >what a jerk!
      >God must not exist because even though there’s that free will thing the right choices were not made for me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not talking about homosexuality, I'm talking about other natural things, like masturbation for example. Why can't we do it?

        The biggest gripe I have is how no sex before marriage. I guarantee pretty much every man in the bible didn't wait until marriage to have sex.
        Actually, they probably did, but people got married at 12 in those days so it's a bit different compared to now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          > I'm talking about other natural things, like masturbation for example. Why can't we do it?
          Masturbation is not natural, every time you jerk off your soul decays. The same goes for promiscuous sexual relations and one night stands, there's a reason people feel depressed and empty after doing either (like post-nut clarity basically), it goes for both men and women.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            there are many examples of masturbation and homosexuality in nature, while you are not wrong that it can leave people hollow, you are purposefully misleading people in order to try to get them to conform to your particular set of beliefs

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >animals do it, so we should too!
              anon I...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                we are animals, post as much cope as you'd like after this but the sooner you realize that we came from nature the sooner you'll find actual truth and meaning in your own life

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No thanks, I already have all the truth and meaning in my life that I've ever needed. But I will pray for you anon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                thanks, but you could you do something useful for me instead of talking to yourself like an actual schizo?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              we are animals, post as much cope as you'd like after this but the sooner you realize that we came from nature the sooner you'll find actual truth and meaning in your own life

              Dogs eat shit. Give it a try, it's natural.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah nature is cruel and stupid, rise above it, humanity is lucky enough to be self aware, we will both be consumed by it just the same, only difference being I didn't have schizo thoughts of a God judging me at all times and called it faith, grow up or just cope more. Religion is objectively the ultimate cope.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >in nature
              you use "nature" to mean "what exists in the world" rather than "what humans are"...h
              modern, mistaken point of view
              ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucn2KzCDnOY

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            not true at all

            men literally kill themselves or other people if they go too long without sex

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I agree that many modern men become violent and injure themselves or others but that is because they lack meaningful relationships, not just sex. Technically, any of those lonely men could pay a prostitute, buy a sex doll or anything else to appease their sexual frustrations and obtain sex, it's not that. It's their lack of not having God in their life, a loving family, entourage, friends, community, you name it. Orthodox monks and priests go without sex, struggling with their passions but in the end they are exalted, they don't kill anyone or themselves. Orthodox priests do have sexual relations with their wives but it is only to procreate and raise children.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the no sex before marriage thing is legit - I know personally several people who preserved their virginity (men) before marriage and are quite happy. one of my closest friends and mentors told me once that he seriously regrets not saving himself before he got married.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gives you free will
      >but you can't do that
      >or that
      >definitely not that
      >only that sometimes
      >no
      >nope
      >lol not a chance
      problem mortalgays?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If we were programmed to only do what God wanted then it wouldn't be free will, dumbass.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a joke you fragile christgay, pray about it or something

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do not make homosexual posts but I have sinned.
    I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness.
    all day everyday.

    t. not perfect,damaged,broken,unstable,hurt,whatever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness
    OP you made this post for me, was about to go jack off, thanks for stopping me in Jesus' name, amen.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll treat it like a meta thread to somepoint , like all the homosexuals who been crying over people posting hot girls and shit. Just make a “smash or pass” thread and let it ride , inb4 not fitness , don’t care we got our own thing going here , I’m not moving to others boards , if anything I’ll just leave one day lmao (hopefully). Sometimes the vibes are too good here.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I repent and beg Jesus, our Lord and Saviour, for forgiveness

    I have gone to confession already last month, but I am still a dirty, dirty sinner. Gotta get a girl in my life soon, I don't want to deal with the gay thoughts anymore. Catholic-and-bisexual-type problems.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Conform to my RP preachings as a religious zealot on a JRPG skilling website while I continue to browse the most degenerate eroge games IRL

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel for no one. Not even a king. Not even an emperor. Not even god.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WASTED FRICKING DIGITS ON A SLAVE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta serve somebody bro it's going to be written on your face in time

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus didn’t say anything about homosexuality. Instead, he healed the Roman centurion’s femboy lover servant.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    seethe and cope, cloud man

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lord Jesus Christ, son of God, have mercy on us sinners.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not yours to judge homosexual , false pretenses , may God curse your false hoods and may God slaughter your people for mascarading.under his name reprobate.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    your god doesn't exist and your whole existence is a delusional lie.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still not gotten anything resembling proof of any gods existence. I'm still certain none of them are real.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it gay to want to frick Jesus' tight boipussy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kys degenerate

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe harder, God created him in all his wisdom, you dumb frick

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Im not a homosexual and I love my girlfriend. I support this movement.
    I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not a sodomite but I love this message and praise it.

    Hear my prayer, O Lord; give ear to my supplications. In Thy faithfulness answer me in Thy righteousness. Enter not into judgment with Thy servant; for no man living is righteous before Thee. For the enemy has pursued me; he has crushed my life to the ground; he has made me sit in darkness like those long dead. Therefore my spirit faints within me; my heart within me is appalled.
    I remember the days of old, I meditate on all that Thou hast done; I muse on what Thy hands have wrought. I stretch out my hands to Thee; my soul thirsts for Thee like a parched land. Make haste to answer me, O Lord! My spirit falls! Hide not Thy face from me, lest I be like those who go down into the pit. Let me hear in the morning of Thy steadfast love, for in Thee I put my trust. Teach me the way I should go, for to thee I lift up my soul.
    Deliver me, O Lord, from my enemies! I have fled to Thee for refuge. Teach me to do Thy will, for Thou art my God! Let Thy good spirit lead me on a level path! For Thy Name's sake, O Lord, preserve my life! In Thy righteousness bring me out of trouble! And in Thy steadfast love cut off my enemies, and destroy all my adversaries. For I am Thy servant.
    Glory to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit:
    now and ever, and unto the ages of ages. Amen.
    Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Glory to Thee, O God.
    Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Glory to Thee, O God.
    Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Glory to Thee, O God.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You underestimate God. God causes absolutely everything, including people being homosexuals. If you don't like them, it is up to you to forgive God.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So you’re a homosexual because God told you to be one?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based post OP. I'm heterosexual and have not been making any of these posts, and yet, I am a sinner still as everyone is. I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness. Glory be to God in the highest forever and ever!

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wow who knew he's a brother. bless

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do not give in to g-ds fascism or his gay believers egotistical demands.
    Fight! The Lord will truly spare the righteous! If not them what lord is he?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Heil Satan

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have not posted homosexual things, but I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why should I submit to Yahweh or Christ? Why should I submit to sin or Satan? Is there no third position that requires no submission?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      M-maybe we can s-submit to each other, bro?

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I repent and beg Jesus Christ for forgiveness, I will be better

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"Who am I to judge?"

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not a homosexual, but I'll repent anyway.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most blessed thread in some time

    I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Amen brother. Jesus Christ is Lord

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness
    but because i mean it, not because you told me to say it, homosexual

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