Has anyone else ever been banned from a gym? I just got banned from the gym and they were refusing to refund my money claiming that I interfered with equipment.
I didn't actually cause any damage so I think it's a lot of bullshit are you supposed to get your money back when you get banned from the gym?
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Like a deposit? It's probably in the contract you signed.
>interfered with equipment
What did you actually do?
Yeah spill the beans anon
Used a barbell for javelin training
I brought a universal remote in and every night I would change the channel because it will always be on fox News so I would change it to like MSNBC or CNN. And I had to do this every single night so I just blocked fox so that somebody would need to have the actual remote and know how to unblock it meaning that only one of the people who work there could unblock it instead of some random Chud.
Like I said I didn't actually damage anything.
I'm trans btw if that matters
Have you considered suicide? What am I saying? Of course you have.
lmao, very child like behavior and even more child like to complain about getting banned. just get your parents to get you another membership somewhere else
how do people fall for such bad bait
oh that was supposed to be a joke? good one
no its not a joke that you missed. OP made this to bait a reaction out of you and make you look stupid and hot damn it was hook, line, and sinker
oh good one
put a helmet on moron
>still trying this hard
it takes zero effort to call you a moron.
>still trying THIS hard
ay let me get your number if you want me to keep calling you a moron so bad
>still trying this HARD
uhhhhhh let me think uhhhh oh hyeah moron
>trying this hard STILL
>lmao, very child like behavior and even more child like to complain about getting banned. just get your parents to get you another membership somewhere else
damn only a moron would believe OP and come up with some shit like this
>STILL trying this hard!!
smug selling after falling for bait is truly moronic
>trying this hard STILL
yeah really gassed over here mr.moron man
>trying THIS hard still!
arded bro youre arded
Oh shit, you thought there was samegayging going on?? Damn, now you proved you ARE moronic. Now quick, do damage control and backpedal for my entertainment.
>still trying this HARD!!!
it ain't hard man you try it: R E T A R D
>trying this hard still!!!
you are moronic
>still trying thus hard!!!!
it takes zero effort to call you a moron
>trying this hard still!!
I fricking own you. I rule your mind. Prove you’re a worthless b***h and post it again.
Hahaha! Do more tricks. Damage control more! You’re my b***h. Now post it again!
Not the guy you’re bickering with but hot damn you are SEETHING.
trips for this 🙁
only a moron would believe this
Fox news is shit but you're a gay and deserve to be banned
Passive aggressive "people" should be banned from life
Try to ban channels from outside the gym next without being seen and tell them it wasn’t you in the first place.
This is obvious bait but you caught a fair amount of morons with it so I'm proud of you.
Thank you it's based on a true story. My sister is a doctor and she told me today that one of her at home nurses at her private practice has just lost her nursing license because she was going into old people's homes and blocking fox on their TVs. She got caught after she did it to the same woman three times. Woman son frick behind her and walked her in the driveway until they made sure that they could access the channel and when they found out it was blocked again they called the nursing company to tell them what she had been doing.
If you used a creddit card you can call your cc company and dispute transaction/do a chargeback.
Oh it's a bait thread.
>op is probably the moron of the year
do people in the land of fat watch news in a fricking gym?
Mostly for people while on treadmills and stuff. Also nice to have somewhere to look while in between sets so I don't get accused of staring at some gym-thot accidentally.
You americans are a blight on the planet.
Did foxnews trigger you? Didn't they have a safe space for you special snowflakes? Tvs are pointless anyway. They don't even broadcast the sound on fm radio at mine anymore so you can't hear them at all.
I'm from canada btw if that matters
No you aren't, Canadian gyms play Global News or the CBC.
fine bait, sir
how the frick are people unironically falling for this
I always change the station to jeopardy I gotta know who the host is or I'm up all night thinking about it
Is it beta to just walk up to the staff desk and ask them to change the channel?
High quality
gay
Good bait good thread not bad OP still gay tho
BAIT
>switching the channel from garbage to garbage
You deserve it
Why the frick are you watching TV at the gym? What the frick is going on?
XD
Stop pretending to be me
I forgot to bring my squat plug and so I was using the front desk’s stapler as a handy replacement. It was uncomfortable, but I did set a new PR.
What the frick even happened here? 2/3 of the replies here are just acknowledging that this is bait, and the other 1/3 appear to mostly be bait themselves. What are we even doing here?
Brain rot. Anybody that's been here for more than a couple days knows this place is good for one thing, BRAIN ROT. Yet we keep coming. Chaos. Clown world.
Yeah I got banned once because I slapped this girls ass while she was on the leg curl machine, thinking it was my step sister. But it was actually just a random girl that looked like my step sister. I tried to explain the accident but they didn’t care and banned me anyways
>realize it is wrong to slap random girl's ass
>don't realize it is just as bad to slap step sister's ass
They probably believed your story but still banned you for being an incestuous creep.
Getting banned from gym is quite uncommon. You must have been really stepping on people's toes to make this happen
>cnn
>fox
>the goyslop of entertainment
If youre working hard enough you wont be able to pay attention to any homosexual shit on tv anyway, but if youre a baby go to the shitty purple place instead. Try planet fitness, it sounds like your home
When i was 15 i was almost banned from the YMCA for jerking off in the showers.
It was a situation where there was individual stalls but the drain was just a trench that would lead to a single drain in the middle of the room. I didn't know there was a 6 year old and his dad in the next stall. I claimed it wasnt me and maybe it was the next guy over, or it was soap i dunno
For the next 6 months there was always someone working at the pool in the men's locker room, and the stalls were taken away turning it into a completely open shower.
(You)
Rock n roll boys
>manages to post the thumbnail of a roll image
not the moroniation that this thread needs, but the moroniation this thread deserves
Does it really matter though?
>thumbnail.
roll
I was at a swimming pool in Germany that had a very unusual changing room setup.
There was a woman's only changing room behind at least two sets of doors and then there was the family changing room which around a corner with no doors became a men's change room. There were many signs indicating it was the men's only change room. A woman with two daughters decided that she didn't want to go to the women's changing room. So instead she walked through the entire family changing room and into the men's only changing room. Has she had her daughter's change under towels she was very loud about the fact that she wished that men would stop looking so they could get changed in peace. They will review boys in the room who were very embarrassed about this and got changed very quickly and got out which she found funny and was laughing until being shy when they have nothing to hide at their age. A man with pants but no shirt on walked up to her and said she needs to get the frick out this is deeply inappropriate. She started screaming at the top of her lungs just no words just screaming.
Instantly one of the employees appeared and she started crying about how the man had sexually harassed her. And was demanding the police be called immediately. Even with half a dozen people saying she is wrong they did call the police and the police put the man in handcuffs and after about 30 minutes of talking with everyone who was there they let him out and then gave her a warning. When they told her that she was banned from the gym she started screaming again and at that point I left but I've been told by the people at the pool they have to call the woman's husband to take her away.
amazing.
This is REAL mental illness. Whole thing was for someone to pay attention to her.
>Even with half a dozen people saying she is wrong they did call the police and the police put the man in handcuffs and after about 30 minutes
>and then gave her a warning.
Police officers are enforces of cuckoldry in society. That's why I don't pity whenever a police officer gets shot dead, and I would NEVER, EVER help police.
Frick "BML muh racyst cops" bullshit talk.
THIS is why the only good cop is a dead cop.
>most mentally stable german
I didn't get banned but I had to pay to replace some equipment when I was curling and I didn't notice that I didn't put a clip on one side and a 2.5 kg plate went flying off one end of the barbell and absolutely demolished one of the mirrors on the walls
No but I got a serious warning, I wanted to go higher on the lat raise machine so I balanced two dumbells ontop of the plates and one dropped off and hit some b***hes foot who was walking too close to the machine anyway, luckily they saw that it wasnt intentional
moron. Why not just do weighted pull ups at that point?
Only once, owner didn't like my choice of tattoos. Private property, tresspass notice etc. Just boycott and move to another gym that doesn't discriminate.
Doesn't matter how many times you tell people nobody is going to believe you that that is a Buddhist good luck symbol on your chest.
In 10 years of lifting only been banned from one gym. Was a family owned gym, so they were not laid back. Owner refused to renew my membership, arguing that I often slammed weights and didnt clean up after. That was a lie, they most likely banned me because I would smoke a ton of weed before going, and I reeked, I didnt give a frick about what the people thought of me, but they clearly did.
Now I added that sour memory to my plentiful cache of hate and despair, to be used as fuel in my new gym 🙂
So you stank so badly you were banned for the gym? Ew
Long cat is long XD
:DDDDDDD
bump
read your membership contract
I got soft banned from the YMCA in high school for deadlifting and refusing to stop