Banned from the gym for a week for shouting witness me and pointing at everybody before smashing out a bench PR.0tymjx

Banned from the gym for a week for shouting witness me and pointing at everybody before smashing out a bench PR.0tymjx

Apparently I was intimidating some members of the gym. They have agreed to cut my membership fee for the month by 1/4.

Anybody else been banned for stupid reasons?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty fuckin based if you ask me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the bro that banned me wanted to really but there was an old woman saying she felt like I was threatening her if she didn't watch me.

      I shouldn't have watched the film last night

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >saying she felt like I was threatening her if she didn't watch me
        Based.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It SOUNDS based but if you were in the gym and your heard this skitzo yellow "witness me" or whatever it would be cringe and you'd assume he has mental problems

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I belive this actually happened as described and it's incredibly based.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The First Place You'll Find Is A Sleaze-Pit Called Planet Fitness. Now If The Earth Doesn't Swallow You Up First, That Place Sure As Hell Will.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have shouted GYMGOERS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS instead

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was your pr weight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      185

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You did this for a 185 PR? You had better be using fucking kilos, OP.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          185

          based if kilograms, cringe if you did this for a fucking 185 pound bench

          Kek, I'm the OP

          It was 120kg

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        based if kilograms, cringe if you did this for a fucking 185 pound bench

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, that makes it even more based if it's lbs. And imaginena gym where everyone is intimidated by the guy benxhing 185

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fucked up thing is I actually believe you OP.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so dumb when they ban one customer for one customer. They are just losing money unless at least 2 people complain

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some implies more than one.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normies just can't handle a spergs greatness always gotta put us down

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cut membership fee by 1/4
    i recommend lawsuit x failure for paying for a service not provided. then again there is always the option of
    >arson

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not paying though? The week they have banned me has been deducted

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish shit like this would happen at my gym. At mine the noises are always just idiots dropping stuff against metal and grunting loudly.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fury Road was such a good movie.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no because i dont go to planet fitness like you

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [LUNK ALARM]

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