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Costco’s got our back /bulk bros/

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. glizzy gladiator

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how good it feels to tell a greedy corporate suit to keep his grubby hands off the hot dog combo price. I can't help but think of the trope of an old man desperately trying to fight/resist modern times, except this guy is actually fucking do it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what an absolutely based and american thing to say. god bless this country.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it's pretty obvious why the price of the hotdog combo is pegged so cheap
      He'd have to be a shitty CEO to want to ruin that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pay $60 a year for costco membership
        >pay $100 a month per person for groceries
        >NOOOOOOOOOOOO WE HECKING CAN'T LOSE A FEW HECKING DOLLARINOS ON THE HOTDOG WE'LL GO BROKE!

        the ceo asking to raise the glizzy price did it so the owner could say an epic clapback for marketing

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait, americans pay membership fees for grocery stores? lmao

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's purely a Costco thing, we've got them in the UK too. I despise the idea of paying for a membership but petrol is 20p cheaper at costco than anywhere else within 100 miles of me so whatever I guess

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              OI M8 YOU 'AVE A LOISENSE TO SHOP 'ERE?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Costco is a special store.

            Do yuros really have to put a deposit down on glassware at bars etc.? I heard they do this in Germany.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              In Germany they are scared to eat ice so it literally doesn't exist in any bar, they will not give you cold water under any circumstances and they will actually call the police on you if you try and fill your glass from the tap in the bathroom, also 12 year old girls sunbathe nude in the park. It's a pretty weird place

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >also 12 year old girls sunbathe nude in the park
                Mom, I'm moving to Germany!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never got the ice thing either but I'm talking about a deposit at bars and stuff. Also why do they charge for water in the first place?

                My original question though was about the glassware deposit. I heard in Germany places with beer mugs and stuff make you pay money for the mug and you only get it back when you return the mug. Is this true?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                im guessing those glass boots are fucking expensive and handing them over to drunk fuckers making them prone to breaking

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I mean it just seems sort of like overkill. Places in the US with nice mugs never make you do that to my knowledge.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                only at events like markets or festivals, it's unusual in restaurants or bars as far as i know

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only in nightclubs. Never encountered it in restaurants or bars.
                [...]
                Wdym scared to eat ice?
                And restaurants are legally required to give you tap water if you ask for it also I never was given warm water, what are you talking about?
                We are more relaxed about nudity than anglos but I've never encountered the situation you're describing.

                So you're saying basically that the glassware deposit only happens at festivals and nightclubs?

                Also everyone I've ever talked to says most yuro places are really tight about ice and that restaurants charge for water.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >water

                Here in Spain they charge you, but it comes from a bottle. And it’s like 500ml or something small. I’m used to it now, but when I first ate at a restaurant, I kept ordering water after water not knowing this was the case, because in the US it’s free, then my bill came and I wound up drinking like €10 worth of just bottled water with my lunch. Now I just fill my water bottle up from the tap in the bathroom after I drink the one I pay for. garden gnome me once, shame on me. garden gnome me twice…

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only in nightclubs. Never encountered it in restaurants or bars.

                In Germany they are scared to eat ice so it literally doesn't exist in any bar, they will not give you cold water under any circumstances and they will actually call the police on you if you try and fill your glass from the tap in the bathroom, also 12 year old girls sunbathe nude in the park. It's a pretty weird place

                Wdym scared to eat ice?
                And restaurants are legally required to give you tap water if you ask for it also I never was given warm water, what are you talking about?
                We are more relaxed about nudity than anglos but I've never encountered the situation you're describing.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ask for water in a restaurant in berlin
                >they bring me a literal fucking shot glass of like 100ml of water, probably the smallest amount they can get away with serving for free
                What the fuck is wrong with you germans

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm guessing the temperance movements didn't help enough. us americans only have free water and water fountains everywhere because wealthy proponents of the temperance and abolitionist movements wanted to make it easier to stop drinking and installed earlier ones themselves. there are laws in the usa requiring restaurants offer free clean water to anyone who asks and installing water fountains in most semi public buildings.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                My friends and I had to put a deposit down on glass at a bar in Brussels Belgium but it was because we got a massive 2 liter goblet thing and I'm sure they didn't want it to get stolen

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                friend of mine went to a beer hall and said there are literal rules you have to follow, like some band playing and you have to get up and do a stupid dance and eat pretzels when they tell you to.

                apparently its to get new customers into the table who can drink more

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                What parks exactly? Just in case I go to Germany I want to avoid them and give them privacy

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's funny about it? It's a common model. Costo and Sam's club do it in the US. I'm from South america and we have a store that offers the same.

            It's not like you have to go to that store, but they offer certain products and perks that might be worth it. Specially if you buy in bulk. I pay like 20 usd a year and get to buy cheaper shampoo, soap powder and beef and pork in bulk, as well as some cheese and imported conserves. My family also use it to get other shit they like.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pay $60 exactly 1 (one) time per year
            >groceries, gas, etc at a 10%-20% markdown with higher quality
            >save several thousand dollars each year on necessary expenses
            How are Eurofags consistently this absolutely fucking retarded?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              They’re not always cheaper and they’re not always better. It’s pretty decent but you have to justify it. I don’t eat enough fancy food, my sardines come from the dollar store.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I buy a lot of stuff from Costco. I have the Executive card and I get money back each time I buy things. At the end of the year it doesn't cost me a dime (and I still get money left over). If you don't buy a lot then perhaps it isn't for you but I think it is great!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            ever heard of Amazon prime?
            essentially the same thing

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            We don't, he's never been in a Costco before.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Normally I'd agree with you but if memory serves Costco consistently pays its employees well and the original CEO took much less of a salary than he could have (still like 200k a year but still).

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            This, I know dudes who got jobs at costco right out of high school and never left even after earning degrees. It can be a comfy place to work with constant raises.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao what kind of “degrees” you disingenuous gay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hotdog
        >pegged

    • 4 months ago
      I hate women

      They don't make 'em like they used to

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey I posted that picture when I was posting about actually hating women and you simped and defended them, happy to see you reposting it

        • 4 months ago
          I hate women

          >I hate women
          >simped and defended
          Thanks for the pic, buddy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bonafide all american hero

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      way to go old man

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the price will never go down. The hotdog qill just have more sawdust added to it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don’t eat the goyslop!
      >hurray for not raising the price of the goyslop!
      The duality of IST

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fundamentally misunderstanding goyslop this badly

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a kosher dog

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          zogdog

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Costco boomer putting his money where his mouth is.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Corpos btfo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We have a gelateria near us just like this. A scoop of ice cream costs ~60 cents even though it's prime quality. Other places in my country haven't sold ice cream under 1$ for half a decade at this point.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > James D. "Jim" Sinegal is an American retired billionaire businessman who is the co-founder and former CEO of the Costco
      > born 1 January 1936 (age 86 years)

      damn silent generation are a million times better than boomers

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        100%. My grandpa is 94 and I spend alot of time with him- I get along so much better with his age group than I do boomers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post that exact story. The CEO isn't raising the price because he knows the founders of the company would put a hit out on him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The price on it will be raised before the ink on his death certificate is dry.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        fucking greedy sluts

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        We'll get to 110 before that

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >raise the price
      >suddenly no one's buying hot dogs anymore
      founder knows good business

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, he needs to cool it with the antisemitism

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he Trump in spirit?
      I say BASED

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >heritage and culture
        >painting depicting a gnomish sect created in the roman empire

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is the religion founded for the primary purpose of btfoing rabbinic yhwhism (Proto-judaism) gnomish?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        AVE

        >heritage and culture
        >painting depicting a gnomish sect created in the roman empire

        YWNBAW

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the fuck are they sitting on the floor like that like a couple of Muslims?
        If you fucking say chairs are gnomish I will shit on your carpet.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You male costumers come with the promotion, they buy more other stuff. The CEO was retarded to want to change it. Based and economypilled founder

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    4260 calories for one pizza
    I hate the west

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      just cut 500 calories for 9 days after eating it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's pretty funny
      most pizza's in finland (neopolitan from restaurant etc) have ~1000kcal.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are also fucking terrible.

        t. American who’s been all over Finland.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are they doing wrong?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The whole "pizza" thing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Goyslop pizza in Finland has American goyslop calories
        >Restaurant pizza in Finland has American restaurant pizza calories
        What a shocker

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go lift weights gay.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        most scandis are extremely dyel

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fins are cut from different cloth than the rest.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cut from a different cloth

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Practical and tough
              I'd say the comparison is apt, burlap can't hold as much vodka though

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            is that an actual commercial lmao

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's pretty funny
            most pizza's in finland (neopolitan from restaurant etc) have ~1000kcal.

            why did you let your country get [[[cultured]]]

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is the fate of all American vassal states

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            is that an actual commercial lmao

            Yes, It's a Swedish commercial for a Finnish brand.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              My bad, the video that

              Fins are cut from different cloth than the rest.

              posted was a parody clip

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      1: they're fucking huge
      2: Good luck being fucking smol bro. Keep eating protein powder and broccoli and wondering why you can't make gains

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only gains your making eating pizza are flab gains

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      in America they have to wipe grease off their pizza slices and the bottom of the box is usally soaked in grease

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never noticed they were 4260 calories for a cheese pizza. I'll need to get one of those.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you realize how big an 18in pizza is? It's nearly half a meter across

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can eat that entire pizza in one day m8.
        it's not that big.
        Now I can't eat it in one or two servings though that would be fucked.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck is a meter?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably about your height

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird the pepperoni one is less calories where I would assume it would be more since it is just cheese with added pepperoni

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They almost certainly add extra cheese to the cheese one. Whenever you look at frozen pizzas the ones with no toppings are usually more cheesy since there's other flavours on the topping ones

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4260
      b u l k
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      k

      >captcha: X0HAPY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A single pizza from Costco will feed four adults you moron

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's America only. I make pizza myself and one Margherita is 900-1000 calories. Ones with toppings go for for 1200-1300 max and that's enough for an adult male of average weight (75-85kg). America is just fucked up

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is yours 18" diameter thick crust?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      These pizzas are iconic for feeding you and your friends after they help you move or a last minute pickup for a birthday party or something, its pretty rare you get it just for yourself.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fiat and precious metal cucks BTFO
    We hotdog standard now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there room for kielbasa and bratwurst in this new hotdog market?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not diversifying
      SHIGGY

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuck off, bring the chicken bake back down to 2.99

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chicken bake is nasty. Hot dog, slice of pepperoni and a fruit smoothie is patrician.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not going for the only thing on the menu with decent macros
        ngmi

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was $2 in Australia. Cheap bulking!

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viral advertising bullshit fuck C drones.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Costco was ok until they went full retard during the scamdemic.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    my glizzy is sus

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >falling for that 2D g$$$yslop meme
    /fit is retarded

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sloppiest of all slop

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >18" whole 4295cal

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lightning just struck me, I'll take a loss on one product to get people in the door to buy more products
    >literally no other grocery store has ever thought of this before me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Costco is still a business anon. They need money to operate. All things considered it's basically the only actually good mainstream retailer out there.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      amazingly they have claimed to break even on those in the past.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf, the same brand that makes minoxidil also does fast-food?
    t. europoor

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kirklands is just a label owned by Costco. They don't actually make things that I know of (I might be wrong about that) its just like the equivalent of a "Walmart brand" if you will. I think they are a private brand so they can source various products and sell them for lower prices because they are such a big operation.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like they'll contract with the minoxidil manufacturer who knows selling under the Kirkland name will get them more business than selling under their own?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah something like that I guess. Kirklands is giant and moves tons of volume so the manufacturer sells immense quantities to them. Tgen kirklands packages it and is owned by Costco (and whatever other retailers are in that family) and it gets put on shelves all over the place. Just my guess.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah something like that I guess. Kirklands is giant and moves tons of volume so the manufacturer sells immense quantities to them. Tgen kirklands packages it and is owned by Costco (and whatever other retailers are in that family) and it gets put on shelves all over the place. Just my guess.

          It's a white label, basically costco has a third party manufacturer make something like protein powder, labels it kirkland, then sells it as their own. This is really common especially with packaged food, the food you buy from walmart may have actually been made by the same manufacturer as costco, it's just branded and has different quality assurance standards it has to pass. Costco pulls this off and can offer better quality because they have higher qa standards and do an insane amount of volume.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't Kirkland also make booze in the same plant as Grey goose?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    man thank god i'm smart enough to not have let the goyslop meme go to my head and start generalizing too hard
    i manage to save so much money on bulking with these giga cheap calories nukes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the anons who let the memes go to their heads are the ones who arent gonna make it

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mustard, Relish, Onions
    Nobody over the age of 12 should be putting ketchup on a hot dog

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don’t have the onions dispenser at my Costco anymore. Fucking Covid got another

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck I forgot they used to have the onions out there as an option! Those unholly onion + Costcodog burps would clear a room

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >580-850 cals

    Your entire caloric requirement for $3 a day. What an and we live in.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You buy an entire pack of hot dogs for like 80 cents.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck I love costco, the $5 rotisserie chickens are such an amazing bulking food surprised no one mentioned. Every week I get two of the rotisseries and a giant pepperoni pizza. Bring 2 slices to work for breakfast and half a shredded rotisserie wrapped in tortillas with a caeser salad for lunch. Their premade chicken alfredo pasta bake is also fucking amazing but its kinda overpriced so I don't get it often.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the chicken is incredible. i usually buy it and eat all the obvious pieces like legs and breasts just with sides, then remove most of the scrappy meat for soups and stews, then boil the carcass with onions, carrots, celery, garlic, peppercorns and salt to make the best chicken broth on earth.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck I love costco, the $5 rotisserie chickens are such an amazing bulking food surprised no one mentioned. Every week I get two of the rotisseries and a giant pepperoni pizza. Bring 2 slices to work for breakfast and half a shredded rotisserie wrapped in tortillas with a caeser salad for lunch. Their premade chicken alfredo pasta bake is also fucking amazing but its kinda overpriced so I don't get it often.

        oh yeah! When I take the chicken home I put some gloves on and pull apart the meat and put that in another container. Then the bones and skin and stuff that's left behind I put in a pot with some water and boil the rest of the meat off the bones. Then strain it into another container and use that to make some stew. Then I take what is left and put it in my garden as compost. It is really awesome

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not food related but costco is the only place I have ever seen to have a reasonable price for micro fiber towels, like 20$ for over a years worth of car/boat washes and waxes for a single family.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that the supplier for Costco hot dogs used to be ~~*hebrew national*~~ and when the possibility of a price increase came up, the Costco founder terminated the agreement with the garden gnomes and built his own hoe dog factory lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the last true American

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    1.50 with drink? Wtf are they serving you there?

    Although.. I today ate a "Spießbratenbrötchen". I think they cost 1,50 Euro. Not sure, I didn't pay.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    GLIZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Costco and Sam's Club have some awesome prices
    I got a hot dog, drink, and Berry sundae for like 4 bucks the other day

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    really jelous of burgerbros for all of that variety and cheap prices you got over there. i want to move to burgerland (i'm huwhite and a staunch capitalist)

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy the cheap tasty bulk food that is still super affordable.

    >t. bong here

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