Batman

Suppose you're Bruce Wayne. You have a nearly endless amount of money, free time, and will, and your goal is to train specifically to beat the piss out of criminals.

How often are you lifting weights vs. doing cardio vs. marital arts? What specific exercises/splits are you emphasizing What does your diet look like? What gear are you on, if any?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman is gay for not killing his enemies.
    Jason and Damian have balls unlike him.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guy set his own moral code, and he follows it. He does what he wants, not whats best for the city.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if his moral code was to jack off dudes in the street and do meth haha that would be so based haha

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be genius
    >billionaire
    >endless free time and will
    >beat up gays in the street
    >do absolutely nothing politically, therefore nothing ever changes
    Batflack does no fap because he thinks it's gay to touch a man's dick.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      he does, you homosexual. donates to charities and orphanages in the comics. but no one actually knows anything, they just read bullshit on twatter all day.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Bruce Wayne doing that, not Batman, dumbfrick

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek. Now imagining a fully costumed batman running for mayor

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm the goddamned mayor
            What policies do you think batty would set?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unironically a curfew and gun control. He would be a terrible politician honestly which is why I think he works outside the system. Let people have their freedoms and all, the masked man will take care of those who want to infringe upon them.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    advanced calisthenics
    heavy compound movements for most lifts except for bicep/reverse curls and overhead press,all of these performed with equipment and maneuvers that would apply to real life situations,for example doing pullups/muscle ups on a wall with some sort of weapon in your hand to simulate when you'll need to do this
    heavy focus on rotational strength in both
    in terms of martial arts anyone that involves striking,disarming,wrestling and weapons training in a combined mixture will be enough,moderate carbs/fats with high protein meals for quick recovery and consistent energy,but what's important out of all of these are ''soft skills'' the ability to reason your way out of any situation and achieve required results,IF you are referring to a hypothetical real batman,in terms of gear,miniature doses of HGH to keep you strong but light enough(190-200 lbs) to remain physically agile/athletic should do it.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bioneer literally has a series on this. Just watch those on YT - he's put more thought into this then anyone here probably has

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually have put more thought into this that Bioneer guy, but im just deciding not to tell

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do tell

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    3x sessions per day, with sleep and cooked meals from my butler inbetween
    Morning s&c, afternoon technique, evening drilling or sparring
    S&c I periodise so that I cycle more lifting / less cardio to more cardio / less lifting and back
    The activity for cardio will vary every cycle and will sometimes be high reps on the bags not just running, swimming etc.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The more important question is what does batman's PED stack look like?

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not doing any of that because I'm not looking to get 5 on 1'ed and shanked in a back alley

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're batman 5 on 1 the odds are still in your favor, b***h ass

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not Batman and there is no such thing as being so good that you can beat 5 adult men by yourself in the real world

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just fricking leave you autist
          Also https://nextshark.com/donnie-yen-sent-8-men-hospital-harassing-girlfriend-club

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no such thing
          Because you're weak

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not Batman and there is no such thing as being so good that you can beat 5 adult men by yourself in the real world

            anybody have that webm of a guy in a club destroying 20 people?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            This not a 5 on 1 against armed alert men moron its 2 drunk unarmed idiots running headfirst into his punches

            https://i.imgur.com/sxvYXxt.jpg

            Just fricking leave you autist
            Also https://nextshark.com/donnie-yen-sent-8-men-hospital-harassing-girlfriend-club

            okay then, I would focus my time into intelligence gathering to catch gang members shitfaced then beat them up

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never understand grown adult males who like super hero and someone like batman of all people who literally doesn't even have powers. At least the fantasy aspect of an all powerful being makes sense but is batman just a form of escapism for beta males or smth?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like to take mr wayne as the embodiment of nietzsche's ubermensch.

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