>be 5'7. >make lanklets seethe by just existing

>be 5'7
>make lanklets seethe by just existing
>"Noooo you are short so weighted pull ups are not as hard as if I would do it!!!"
>"a-atleast the women like me"
How can they ever recover?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your kind warred against cranes in the ancient past.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be 172cm
    >literally not even 5'8
    >7" dick
    >hairmaxxed
    >bulk with literally no effort
    >find it incredibly easy to earn hilarious amounts of money even with the stupidest of my pitches and investments
    >literally have to turn down sex because my standards have gotten too high
    >lanklets are seething so hard that they inject themselves with nut destroying toxins that blister their skin and blast their discs trying to make lifts while they fail to make a basic living trading nfts and pokemon cards and fuck the same bitch they passed around 15 years ago when they thought the pussy train would never end

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be 200cm
      >literally 6'7''
      >8'' dick
      >facemaxxed
      >bulk with incredible effort
      >still look massive because of frame and height
      >making enough money that I save about 50% anyway
      >literally have to turn down sex because i'm married
      >manlet always feel insecure around me because they look like a joke

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they look like a joke
        until they start compensating by constantly carrying around knifes/guns

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is it wrong to carry a pistol though? Especially as a manlet---I'm shorter and weaker than anyone taller than me. I don't start fights, but if someone runs up on me I would have no choice but to pull a Rittenhouse.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nah dude, carry a gun if you want to, just don't be a gun nut. there are a lot of angry dudes who are just looking to fuck someone up to try to prove they're a man, there's no reason you need to risk getting disfigured or killed because of some pussy. there are also a lot of guys who think carrying a gun makes them a big man, which is equally douchey. Just concealed carry and don't tell anyone you're doing it. Don't flaunt it, just have it available to protect yourself if needed
            >t. 6'2" 100kg dude, still would be carrying a gun if I weren't on probation

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >there are a lot of angry dudes who are just looking to fuck someone up to try to prove they're a man
              From my experience and perspective, legal gun owners and concealed carry permit holders are not the types of people who are angry and want to go out and start fights. It's just never happened before, they're more the agrarian family roots, republican voting, burger grillers with the American flags on their bumpers.
              And how would starting a fight prove I'm a man if I'm just going to shoot my opponent? I'm a manlet. Physics says I'm shorter and weaker than the average zoomer even.

              Also, why is someone who breaks the law grandstanding about weapon ownership?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he's so angry he doesn't realize I was agreeing with him
                typical manlet behavior, just getting pissed off all the time. you're exactly the type of person who shouldn't own a gun
                >From my experience and perspective, legal gun owners and concealed carry permit holders are not the types of people who are angry and want to go out and start fights
                I wasn't talking about people with guns, dingus, I was talking about people without guns who think it's cool to start street fights, and that a gun is a useful way to protect yourself against those people
                >Also, why is someone who breaks the law grandstanding about weapon ownership?
                I'm not grandstanding on anything. also
                >oh no, he broke the law, oh no, someone go arrest him!
                there are a lot of retarded laws in this country, I broke one of them, I am paying my debt to society as required by law.
                leave it to a manlet to turn a pleasant agreement into an argument. no wonder you're so worried about people beating the shit out of you, you probably run your mouth off like a dumb slut

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Meds

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >mom look I said the thing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                not meds, americans

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this kind of response comes from someone mad about their hairline and ths fact theyre sterile.
                Keep that chin up bud.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I stand with you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                chinese posters have the strangest ideas about life in the US

                >he's so angry he doesn't realize I was agreeing with him
                typical manlet behavior, just getting pissed off all the time. you're exactly the type of person who shouldn't own a gun
                >From my experience and perspective, legal gun owners and concealed carry permit holders are not the types of people who are angry and want to go out and start fights
                I wasn't talking about people with guns, dingus, I was talking about people without guns who think it's cool to start street fights, and that a gun is a useful way to protect yourself against those people
                >Also, why is someone who breaks the law grandstanding about weapon ownership?
                I'm not grandstanding on anything. also
                >oh no, he broke the law, oh no, someone go arrest him!
                there are a lot of retarded laws in this country, I broke one of them, I am paying my debt to society as required by law.
                leave it to a manlet to turn a pleasant agreement into an argument. no wonder you're so worried about people beating the shit out of you, you probably run your mouth off like a dumb slut

                >bizarre samefag
                lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >chinese posters
                chinese people are english speaking americans?

                >he's so angry he doesn't realize I was agreeing with him
                typical manlet behavior, just getting pissed off all the time. you're exactly the type of person who shouldn't own a gun
                >From my experience and perspective, legal gun owners and concealed carry permit holders are not the types of people who are angry and want to go out and start fights
                I wasn't talking about people with guns, dingus, I was talking about people without guns who think it's cool to start street fights, and that a gun is a useful way to protect yourself against those people
                >Also, why is someone who breaks the law grandstanding about weapon ownership?
                I'm not grandstanding on anything. also
                >oh no, he broke the law, oh no, someone go arrest him!
                there are a lot of retarded laws in this country, I broke one of them, I am paying my debt to society as required by law.
                leave it to a manlet to turn a pleasant agreement into an argument. no wonder you're so worried about people beating the shit out of you, you probably run your mouth off like a dumb slut

                Okay ankle bracelet, try not to attack anyone because of the way they speak to you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >chinese people are english speaking americans?
                so check it out, they just type what they say in moon runes and then dump it into some cheap translator software. That's why their posts are always formatted so retarded. It's pretty easy to spot them, they make hilarious grammar mistakes, they cant use prepositions correctly, they speak in 3-4 different registers in a single post. So that means they essentially hire the barely literate and still scrape by. The chinese posters are mostly literal prisoners but also people who are academic/social failures. They pay to be able to spam up the board but the mods don't really like them so they usually let them get abused/make fools of themselves.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, it's schizophrenic time

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                basically the company that pays the chinks used to pay smarter third worlders, like indians or serbians, but they scaled back their operation in the last couple months and just started using southeast asians instead, chinese prisoners and flips mostly. Because southeast asians work for literal peanuts, pennies on the dollar. They're much clumsier than smarter third worlders are, but they have numbers. Kind of like an ant hill.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So what I'm reading is that you're absolutely positive I'm a chinese or filipino...operative... paid to post on IST, and the only way I'm communicating with you is by using a machine translator?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                not operative, more like somebody working in a call-center lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >their operation
                >no, they're not operatives
                Yeah that does make the schizobabble sound ridiculous doesn't it?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lmao look the chink's trying to play grammar police. like a monkey, imitating me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ook ook schizo
                shiggy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ok now bark like a dog

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >arf arf
                hokay what now americasama?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                哎哟, this subject is smarter than we initially anticipated. We will be sending this thread to the upper echelons of the CCP for analysis.

                Regards from Zhejiang,
                Wang Xiaolin

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                can you attach a supplement to that letter that says "send some smarter chinks"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's an A.I., its interactions are random. However, there is now a new precedent of subjects pointing out the bot's origins in a high degree of specification and in a short amount of time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It's an A.I.
                I mean I know they're bugpeople but that's being a little mean to those poor chinamen.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >so check it out, they just type what they say in moon runes and then dump it into some cheap translator software. That's why their posts are always formatted so retarded. It's pretty easy to spot them, they make hilarious grammar mistakes, they cant use prepositions correctly, they speak in 3-4 different registers in a single post. So that means they essentially hire the barely literate and still scrape by. The chinese posters are mostly literal prisoners but also people who are academic/social failures. They pay to be able to spam up the board but the mods don't really like them so they usually let them get abused/make fools of themselves.
                yeah that makes a hell of a lot of sense, I bet their ancestors are ashamed of them

                basically the company that pays the chinks used to pay smarter third worlders, like indians or serbians, but they scaled back their operation in the last couple months and just started using southeast asians instead, chinese prisoners and flips mostly. Because southeast asians work for literal peanuts, pennies on the dollar. They're much clumsier than smarter third worlders are, but they have numbers. Kind of like an ant hill.

                based chigger-spotter

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this kind of response comes from someone mad about their hairline and ths fact theyre sterile.
                Keep that chin up bud.

                cope harder manlets

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Keep trying. You'll have to settle for adopting Tyrone's kids.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >if someone runs up on me I would have no choice but to pull a Rittenhouse.
            As you should.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you know that's actually fine anon I wish I was married

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        post body

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is pretty funny, 7/10 joke imo

        enjoy dying earlier than short kings, sir

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you literally me?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She is sucking Smurf dick in the shower

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Noooo you are short so weighted pull ups are not as hard as if I would do it!!!"
    Literally all lifts are harder when you're taller because there's a great range of motion. This is already somewhat self-corrected by weight classes in powerlifting since most competitors are at or close to at the optimal weight for their height (meaning competitors in the same weight class tend to have similar heights), but in real life nobody really accounts for it. Instead of saying "I deadlift 500 lbs" or "I bench 300 lbs", people need to say, "I deadlift 500 lbs at 5'8" or "I bench 300 lbs at 5'8" so that folks who are 6'+ realize that those numbers are inflated. It's infinitely more impressive to deadlift 500 lbs at 6'4" than it is at 5'8". The numbers are not comparable representations of strength.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm only weak because I'm tall!
      Holy shit the cope here is so fucking strong it's embarrassing. Just admit you are weak and love making excuses.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but I'm not weak. There are just manlets posing as being stronger than they are when in fact they are just relying on being manlets

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >but I'm not weak. There are just manlets posing as being stronger than they are when in fact they are just relying on being manlets

          You are weak, because only a weakling would use a genetic advantage as an excuse for being weak. It's like saying you can't get pussy because you have a giant dick. Taller people tend to be stronger (expect you I guess).
          >Ray Williams is 6'1''
          >Lasha Talakhadze is 6'6''

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't using it as an excuse to be weak. I know that tall people tend to be stronger. I was saying that tall people are even more stronger than they appear in comparison to short people because short people aren't lifting the weight the same distance. Even if numbers are identical, the taller person is stronger because they have to lift the weight a further distance at a greater mechanical disadvantage.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It would probably only apply to open chained exercises then like bench press. Taller people have longer arms and longer hands, which gives them an advantage in the deadlift. The angle at which they hit depth in the squat is also higher, so the difference is de minimis compared to a shorter person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also tall people have worse leverage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no you don't understand the only reason I'm weak is because I'm tall!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Papa Smurf can I lick your ass

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    funniest shit ive seen all day
    double thumbs up from the smurf is killing me

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was reading Ethics Nicomachea and found this, kek. Even Aristotle despise manlets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >midwit tries reading Aristotle and completely misses every point he makes in an effort to justify his own undeserved vanity
      Many such cases

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will guess 5'7.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          OP here, you are correct. Im also trans btw, in case it matters

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >keeps posting

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >see midget at gym
    >Feel sorry for them and go about my day
    I wonder what it's like for you

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