>Be American citizen. >Be EU citizen. >Go to the US, get a $80K/yr job working hard

>Be American citizen
>Be EU citizen
>Go to the US, get a $80K/yr job working hard
>Live with relatives, don't go out, save 60% of income
>Do that for 2 years
>Collect $100K
>Move back to Europoor country where average salary is $900/month
>Live normally on $900/month like everyone else for 110 months (9 years)
>Clean and cheap diet of chicken and rice to spend even less money
>Literally don't have to do anything
>Just play video games, cook meals, and workout every day

Have I won at life?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds great if you want to do exactly those three things for 10 years yeah

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Socializing - Americans don't know what it is. $1.20 for a coffee at a coffeeshop. Can sit there for 4+ hours talking and having fun.

      Lots of nature/parks to explore, for free. Can run there. Not yet ruined by capitalism.

      Access to the sea, wonderful for long distance swimming in the summer.

      Traveling to nearby countries like Italy only costs $50 for a roundtrip bus ticket, can explore the gypsies there

      Endless possibilities with time, no need to spend much money

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You call it socializing it's actually poverty. Lazy balkan trash
        Going to a ginny gypsy shit hole is significant travel for you, that's awesome what a fulfilled life

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And what are the alternatives?

          Staying in the US, needing a minimum of $50K/yr to even stay barely afloat - while ultimately slowly going into debt while working yourself to death and needing to pay 30 years on 8% interest rate loans? Can't even walk anywhere, have to go everywhere in a car, which is also on a loan, can't socialize without spending money, hardly have time to even work out properly or rest well, might get shot by a lunatic, closest gym is a 20 minute drive away, etc etc

          Or I can just do things from a young age that American billionaires do once they're finally retired - travel through Europe, minus the yacht but I don't really need that

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How's that soon to be 0.0 birth rate

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which continent has hotter women?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Europe but the hot ones won't frick you (or me) unless you're willing to put in about 5 months of full-time work in

              In America the hot ones will suck dick for a cigarette

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So europe has hotter women? Or is it america?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it depends. America has more of the hoe-type hot. You know, if you go to certain bars in the US there are women that are hot and down to frick if you simply say the right words. They're not marriage material, but they're still hot as frick.

                Europe on the other hand, maybe the women are overall aesthetically prettier, but like I said, they ain't gonna frick that easy and there's no sexy bawd aspect to them

                To each their own - if my goal was chasing pussy I'd stay in America

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Which europe country you live in? Is it western central or eastern?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it depends. America has more of the hoe-type hot. You know, if you go to certain bars in the US there are women that are hot and down to frick if you simply say the right words. They're not marriage material, but they're still hot as frick.

                Europe on the other hand, maybe the women are overall aesthetically prettier, but like I said, they ain't gonna frick that easy and there's no sexy bawd aspect to them

                To each their own - if my goal was chasing pussy I'd stay in America

                Or northern europe?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Europe but the hot ones won't frick you (or me) unless you're willing to put in about 5 months of full-time work in
                So hot europe women have lower bodycounts than american woman?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on the country/city. In my country, any woman with a body count over 3-4 is considered ratchet as frick. Tinder is almost not used at all except by foreigners. More often than not, people end up marrying early and with their first or second sexual partner.

                If you go more towards Western Europe, it's a bit different there, but still not as extreme as the shit you can pick up on Tinder in the US.

                This reminds me another pro of Europe - with less sex comes more dedication/focus. In the US I know if I go get shitfaced at a bar or on a Tinder date I have a chance at pussy. In Europe I know I don't. So I save money and unhealthy habits by not fricking with it at all.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is there any euro countries with hoe type hot?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe Berlin is the only one that comes to mind. Also Spanish/Italian are definitely more open towards casual relationships than the rest of Europe, but still not to the general extent of the US

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Im talking about looks wise

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lookswise I think Berlin is the only place in central Europe where women can be seen wearing some hoe-y shit, partying/raving and having drug fueled sex on the weekends.

                Oh, and London can be ratchet as well but that's America in early access so it's just a shittier America

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Google guusje van jeel and emma hartley. How common are fit women like that in europe? Maybe not as muscular but the same type of look

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That type of face? Pretty ordinary, got 7-8 girls living on my street that look similar to the Emma one and a dozen more at my local gym. Except they aren't influencers or hoe themselves online and if they do their father will probably beat the shit out of them

                As far as the muscles, yeah no that's rare as shit anywhere on a woman

                But like I said, they ain't gonna frick you unless you're willing to keep them entertained for months on end. And then they'll probably leave you if they strike better. Oh, and their looks go down hill after 30 or after marriage - whichever comes first

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds hot. I need to go to europe then. What do cute euro girls think of buff men?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like theres a lot of hot/pretty/cute women in europe then

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tell me about your country when did american israelites let you have one and how long until they make a different one with your territory?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You say that as if I give a frick about my country - sorry I'm not a full-blown Americ**t so things like that hold no emotional weight for me

              But what does hold weight is that for $900 I can:

              -Eat as much freshly grown, non-processed, non-plastic food as I want

              -Live in the center of a WALKABLE city that is larger and denser than 95%+ of American cities

              -Get cardio in by walking everywhere

              -Get 2gb speed internet for $10/month

              -Work out at a nice gym or even street work out when I want, make friends there

              -Socialize with local people and talk about random shit at a cafe

              -Frick a 8/10 purebred (non-mutt) woman every now and then

              -Spend all my free time on staying physically and mentally fit

              -Spend all this free time playing vidya games, making art, learning instruments, etc

              You literally can't do any of these in the US unless you make a ton of money and live in NYC and even then you'll either be broke or overworked or both

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How many kids do you have

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yikes! This is extremely problematic (and white supremacist!). He clearly said he has no interest in the betterment of his country in any capacity, silly American goycattle. Besides, who needs children when you've got NATIONAL PARKS, FURBABIES, CRAFT BEER, 1 EURO COFFEE, WALKABLE CITY (ALWAYS HUSTLING AND BUSTLING!), and CASUAL SEX?

                >Live in the center of a large dense city
                You lost me there kid. Sounds like a fricking nightmare.

                Posts like his are starting to make me believe that Europeans deserve to go extinct, or at least be relegated to slave status. Clearly they prefer the cage (while working abroad in the US to afford their luxuries, ofc).

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can raise kids on $900/month here - or even $1800/month if both partners are working. It's not perfect but it works and many families do it. Plus I don't have to pay rent due to EU family house inheritances so all that money is for nothing besides necessities, food, protein, and bills like water/electric

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey fair enough, enjoy the house inheritance, sounds like you're living the life.
                Do you get your meat, milk, honey etc from local farmers or grocery store(s)?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes everything is locally farmed (within 50 or so miles). The milk literally spoils after a day or two, that's how fresh that shit is

                Some families even do their own beekeeping or gardening for certain vegetables. We used to do garlic a long time ago. That shit multiplies like crazy if you just put a clove in the dirt and then you have an unlimited free supply of garlic

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Live in the center of a large dense city
                You lost me there kid. Sounds like a fricking nightmare.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                which country/city?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The USA can nearly fit the entire country of Germany within her national parks. The Euroid can hardly throw his hat without a gypsy walking off with it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but how long does it take to get there? Gotta spend 3 damn days just to get there, in a car btw

          I can go here in under an hour

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Capitalism" is the only reason you were able to afford 9 years of lounging around you ape.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who says it wasnt? All I'm saying is I get to reap the benefits of capitalism, while not needing to drown in its shit. I finessed the system essentially, by being a dual citizen

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saying the word workout once doesn't make your gay /LULZ/ thread on topic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But working out is all I do. Wouldn't you just work out if you had infinite time and no job?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a fairly small amount of wiener for an average sized person, I'd say?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That sounds absolutely woeful

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sound like balkan trash

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could do the same in Switzerland like many of your Balkanoid friends do.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah - they'll lose 50% of it to taxes in that israeli shithole not to mention they'll be cleaning toilets for minimum wage.

      Ain't no slav making good money in Switzerland.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't there cantons with very low tax rates? US can also have high taxes, especially in states where you can get high salaries.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think US taxes can compare to EU taxes.

          In my specific area, income tax (for higher salaries) is roughly 30%

          But wait.. there's more. There's also a city surtax of 18%

          But wait... there's more. All goods sold/bought are taxed 25%. This means that even after losing about half of your income to taxes, you also pay 25% of the remaining amount any time you buy or import anything

          But wait.. there's more. There are taxes for driving a car/owning a vehicle - usually paid for via the car registration. More expensive vehicle, a more expensive registration. It can be $2K+/yr for nice car

          But wait.. there's more. Anytime you use the highway you are taxed, either via tollgates or cameras (you need to buy a sticker that puts your plate in the system) - but these aren't cheap. It can be $30+ for a few hour drive.

          There's 10 other smaller things that end up eating away from your salary. That's just how the EU works. Everyone is poor. But it's a very nice and safe place to live in. Pros and cons to everything in life.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never mentioned EU, I'm talking about Switzerland vs USA.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know much then, but I would guess they work the same exact way just without EU stuff.

              Switzerland is an awfully boring place. Rules, paperwork, snobs, a couple ski resorts, and a few families of rich banker nazis. That's about it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like USA to me. What country do you live in?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So you have 0 kids
    What other wisdom Do you have to share, how America has big stores with bright lights, and how that impresses you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cars are big as frick, food/drinks are big as frick, parking lots are big as frick, everything is supersized - even the people

      Guns are cool

      Opening up a business with no questions asked is cool

      Americans love talking and it can be fun talking to the random boomer "O YA U BETCHYA I BEEN IN EUROPE! WONDERFUL!"

      But yeah besides that I'd rather be in EU

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah you have won per current westoid standards. Americans have it so good yet they constantly whine and b***h about how bad it is and how much they'd rather be like Europe.
    Fact is that that decent people pay for morons in Europe while in the US they pay for themselves or perish. Europe is fundamentally crab in a bucket, and my c**t is the worst in the entire continent at this.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Resume gap of 10 years so no work after that.
    No pension buildup.
    Money devalues.
    Not accounting for possible wife and kids.
    Your at 0 after 10 years. Then you have to start over.
    You didn't think this through, zoomer

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice bro I'm seething. I live in America. I wake up and the closest place the sells real food is a coffee shop 3 miles away. Even if I wanted to walk there the only way is along a 5 lane road with no sidewalks. And when I finally got there a piece of bread and coffee would cost me $15. I miss when I was in Euroland and I could stop at any bakery and get food for like €4. It sucks the only real city in America is New York, and it's a shithole.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "workout" is a noun; you mean "work out".

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No work for 9 years?
    What happens when you run out of money and have to find a new job?
    If you'd invested that money and kept working maybe you wouldn't be destitute in your old age.
    inb4 "that doesn't happen in yeeeurope!!" There is poverty in europe too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't reason with balkanoids they are bizarre
      Anyone with a us passport that chooses to go back in time 500 years is obviously an idiot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then I'll do the same thing I do now for money, working as a developer. It's not like they'll know or give a frick about my age, if they ask why the long employment gap I can lie or just say I freelanced or whatever

      Theoretically, I could just work for 6-10 years straight and then retire, but why? Why waste prime time 20s/30s working when it can be spent getting gains?

      You can't reason with balkanoids they are bizarre
      Anyone with a us passport that chooses to go back in time 500 years is obviously an idiot

      How so? It's literally the same shit where ever you go nowadays. The world is globalized. You go to work, you go to the gym, you eat/shit, you watch some memes or Youtube or Netflix, and you go to bed. This doesn't change whether you are in Japan or EU or the US, except in the US you need a helluva lot more money which means you need to keep working like a wagie until you get sick and get $200K medical debt and then you die and still owe money after 50 years of working

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