>be dude with a big ass

>be dude with a big ass

Is there a worse mode than this?
How do you make it smaller I'm sick of lugging around this dump truck

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chicks totally dig that anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't dig it at all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wynbaw

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >well you'll never be a woman

          That's good news

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you asking you illiterate fucktard? Men are stupid.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Men are stupid.
            you'd know being one

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fucking omega pilled

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I hate these gays so much it's unreal

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            trannies or ywnb posters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're chud, not a woman

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm neither of those you gaslighting gay have a nice day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lose weight and stop doing barbell back squats.

      Okay Blaha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you make it smaller
      lose weight

      Embrace it anon. I’ve had a fat ass my whole life, and the hoes do indeed enjoy it. I hooked up with this chick around the 4th, and she literally was obsessed with my ass.

      I feel your pain anon. I'm tired of my gf poking it every time she within reach of it.

      Fuck you I'm jacked everywhere but my hank hill ass. Women love a big juicy butt because it makes them think of forceful penetration

      I used to lift a lot but now I do cardio mostly and calisthenics and STILL have a huge ass and massive legs. My dad has always had big legs so I assumed it's genetic. And now my theory is really confirmed because my newborn son (5.5 months) is built like a brick shithouse and have HUGE legs and a massive ass. He weighs 25 lbs and fucking mogs 16 month old babies.

      So there's no escape, my wife always pokes at it and all her friends/random stranger women (they're weird like that) tell her she's lucky.

      Fucking hate it though, makes your torso less aesthetic by comparison.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your son is fat as fuck.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just feature in porn and make good money getting fucked in the ass and slapped by girls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only two of those things sound fun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >feature in porn
        >make good money
        >getting fucked in the ass
        >getting slapped by women

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          2 and 4

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          2 and 3 for me, if it's a good 3

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same problem here
    Getting fit only made my ass bigger

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got a big ass because I fell for the SL/SS meme. Only downside is my gf slaps my ass every chance she gets. Gets annoying but I live with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >my gf
      Why do you come on IST and just larp

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you complaining like a little cunt then? LMAO

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Y-You just can't come here if you have gf... Okay??
        This isn't /LULZ/ gay get the fuck outta here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >downside
      Slap her back and shame her for being an asslet

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you make it smaller
    lose weight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen guys with like sub 15% bf, and they still had a fat ass. That's just where fat likes to go on some boys.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dont be a pussy, rock that fat ass proudly

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Embrace it anon. I’ve had a fat ass my whole life, and the hoes do indeed enjoy it. I hooked up with this chick around the 4th, and she literally was obsessed with my ass.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All my gf have liked to spank my butt because it's big.
    As everyone says, embrace it

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bigger your arse the bigger the front bit too :<)

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post ass
    really - is it breeding hips? or North/South large glutes? id want to hang myself if it was the former.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >North/South large glutes
      This
      I look normal from the front but it sticks out noticeably from the side

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      breeding hips here, has its upsides if you take it up the ass

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have the same problem anon :/ I work out and eat consistently but it's like no gainz have come to my big man butt

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big asses requires heavier loads.
    Lift more.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >also started off on the SS meme
    >nowadays do way less leg stuff because i've always had big legs and bicycled A LOT as a kid
    >still, GF says she's jealous of my ass
    turns out women can be ass-men too. well, not ass-"men" but you get what i mean.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Another victim of starting strength

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you have a big muscle butt, girls will talk about it behind your back (in a good way). Keep doing those squats, anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >omg do you see his ass
      >mirin
      >i bet he can take a mean dick
      oh yeah they talk about it, because they are jealous not actually sexually attracted to it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not true at all retard
        >big strong muscular lower body
        >more power to fuck harder

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >more power to get fucked harder
          your cope is only making you look like more of a gay.
          a power bottom is someone with a muscular ass who can push back against a penis.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you’re explaining the intricacies of gay sex to me as if i care and im the gay? that’s odd. women like men’s asses dude get over it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >have an ass that only a moron would love
              >tries to cope
              no gay, just stop eating.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                coping gay retard, have a nice day. women hate asses so much that’s why theyvr been ogling and groping mine since i was 16

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                haha seething asslet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love it cause it's something to hold onto when he goes to town. Use your imagination anon please

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women like butts too as long as its a butt sculped from squats and deadlifts and not from french fries

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get a thicker back and core, train calves more. The only way to be saved is to embrace tree trunk mode

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really like fit menbutts. They look yummy.
    greets female

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw always had a big ass
    even in middle school, girls would come by and try to slap my ass or tell me they liked it. I was in AVID in 8th and all my classmates and I had to say one nice thing about each of our classmates during our promotion dinner. Every single female said I had a nice ass and the female classmate I ended up dating that summer asked to squeeze my ass before my first kiss.

    my most recent ex would bite my ass every chance she got, I couldn't do squats in my home gym in front of her anymore because she would literally lay down on her stomach, swinging her feet back and forth, hands supporting her head, with a big shit eating grin on her face watching me squat and throwing the occasional comment about my ass. She always slapped my ass and squeezed it whenever I finished my last set and racked the barbell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women can't get enough of my ass. Don't really know why, but women are crazy for ass.

      my gf is constantly saying she thinks i have a great ass and is always "jokingly" trying to finger me - i'm not into that shit (lel) but she'll cop out and say she's only messing around.
      yeah right. vile succubi.
      fuck this i'm going back to being an incel. sex and women are gross.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let her do it - shit is cash. No toys, though.

      • 1 month ago
        I hate women

        >fuck this i'm going back to being an incel. sex and women are gross.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't want his gf to massage his prostate
        Bruh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      my gf is constantly saying she thinks i have a great ass and is always "jokingly" trying to finger me - i'm not into that shit (lel) but she'll cop out and say she's only messing around.
      yeah right. vile succubi.
      fuck this i'm going back to being an incel. sex and women are gross.

      Can you give me your gfs, please?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Was bullied in high school for having a big ass
      >Girls would feel bad and try to defend me by saying "Well some girls are into that stuff" know deep down that girls do not like big asses unless they're memeing

      It would cut deeper when bullies would ask, are YOU into guys with big butts and they'd say no quietly. So fucking cringe, I'm glad everyone's gay now.

      Where the fuck do you guys get pants. My waist is slim but everything else is huge

      A belt is your best friends

      For the love of god, just don't get slim/skinny or any other cut than Regular cut jeans.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women can't get enough of my ass. Don't really know why, but women are crazy for ass.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It happened to me, I just wanted big quads..

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    having a nice ass is the only thing i’ve ever been complimented on by women. they love it

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't have bad posture. I knew a guy who leaned forward all the time like a fucking neanderthal and it looked horrible.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm also on SS and my butt is overgrown compared to rest of my body, guess i really fell for a meme routine...
    What routine gives a more complete full body workout?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a big ass. I love it.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >same issue
    >nothing helpful in thread
    yeah OP think we fucked in the ass

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where the fuck do you guys get pants. My waist is slim but everything else is huge

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally have to buy two sizes oversized and wear a belt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Target and Levi's

      531 and the Athletic fit Goodfellow pants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      American Eagle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My legs and ass have transcended “athletic fit” from those kinds of stores. I bought some last month, wore them for a couple days and then split them down the ass. I can never find good jeans.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >wore them for a couple days and then split them down the ass

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay what if you liftan and roon but skip leg day for 3 months?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had this problem. Fixed it with these steps
    (1) losing 50lb of fat
    (2) building 10lb of upper body muscle
    (3) never training legs
    now I'm balanced. Good luck Anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >(3) never training legs
      I'm already a third of the way there, baby!

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    try having no ass. i mean i like like hank hill. it's terrible. nobody likes me. my friends say i take noassitol pills. i can't take it anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >my friends say i take noassitol pills

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gay men love my big ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lemme see

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel your pain anon. I'm tired of my gf poking it every time she within reach of it.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My giant ass opened the sex banter up at work which lead to heterosexual sexual intercourse with 2 human females. A 19 year old and my boss, whom I intend to fuck again despite having quit.

    I get alot of compliments on my ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >My giant ass opened the sex banter up at work
      work is for work why can't people keep their disgusting personal lives behind closed doors anymore

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because we are social creatures, and part of normal social interaction includes conversation, humour and playfulness.

        If you play with a female you find attractive, and she reciprocates, you have a great time at work and finish inside them a few interactions later.

        Why are you so autistic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >conversation, humour and playfulness
          The time and place for that isn't at work

          >If you play with a female you find attractive
          Then you risk losing your job at any moment whether she reciprocates or not
          Work is for work, it's not a hookup place, it's not a social club, it's a job.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It is a social club, that's the only qualitative difference between working environments. Who you're surrounded by.
            I came in my boss and the new girl thanks to my ass, I've done this before and I'm going to do it again. I shit where I eat and will absolutely, never ever get burnt for it.
            Your mums next

            Point is, girls like good asses

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Post ass

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >It is a social club
              No, it's a workplace, where tasks being done take priority over your monkey brain need to frivolously socialize
              You are a simp, not an alpha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sex banter at work
      I hate you feminists so much.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >flirting at work is feminism

        (You)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No you are a simp. You're not alpha. You're feeding this feminist all the attention she wants since you apparently chasing her even after you lost contact with her. Also, spending your work hours pursuing your coworkers is only a thing that happens in post sexual revolution Western society. You are by definition a feminist, not an alpha male redpilled pol whatever.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck you I'm jacked everywhere but my hank hill ass. Women love a big juicy butt because it makes them think of forceful penetration

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are the best ass workouts IST? I have a thin waist for a guy and I wanna train my dump truck for the ladiess

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most of a human's athletic power is concentrated within the thighs and buttocks. You're just not looking at it the right way: you have an ass that, if utilized properly, would make you a stronger, more formidable man than most others that do not possess the genetics of cheek power. Furthermore, as others have pointed out, women love it - they ogle, salivate, and fantasize about kneading your dough as you hump yourself into their hot, wet cunts. It's a boon.

    You are probably insecure because modern media portrayals of large buttocks occur only in sheboon, Shaniqua-beast Lizzo-types and in pornography, and you do not identify with those demographics. I say just own it, OP, and maximize its benefits, even. Balance out the upper body a little more to give yourself some symmetry; straighten the posture up; etc. Don't fret, though: the world was built on the asses of men.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot to mention that, the moron/porn portrayal of fat asses is also inherently FEMININE, and so you are insecure first and foremost because you believe you possess a FEMININE quality. It's not true. Wide hips, on the other hand...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most of a human's athletic power is concentrated within the thighs and buttocks. You're just not looking at it the right way: you have an ass that, if utilized properly, would make you a stronger, more formidable man than most others that do not possess the genetics of cheek power. Furthermore, as others have pointed out, women love it - they ogle, salivate, and fantasize about kneading your dough as you hump yourself into their hot, wet cunts. It's a boon.

        You are probably insecure because modern media portrayals of large buttocks occur only in sheboon, Shaniqua-beast Lizzo-types and in pornography, and you do not identify with those demographics. I say just own it, OP, and maximize its benefits, even. Balance out the upper body a little more to give yourself some symmetry; straighten the posture up; etc. Don't fret, though: the world was built on the asses of men.

        kek look at this cope.
        >muh wide hips
        bro you got an ass that is so feminine that even women are trying to peg you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. asslet cope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >i like looking like a woman
            i'm the one that is coping?
            might as well transition chud

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. asslet cope

          this is the exact type of conversation that makes me ask myself why i come here, i can feel the autism seeping in again

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever, gay - you don't know what banter is? You sure you're not the one with autism, here, bud?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big ass is good. You have strong glutes.
    >b-but I look wei
    Women love it.
    >b-but gays will hit on m
    Tell them to go away.

    It sounds silly to say but a big ass looks sick. You should feel sexy, because you are.
    t. heterosexual man

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ex used to make me wear her lingerie like lacey VS thongs and made me fuck her wearing the lingerie because "You have such a hot fucking ass, Anon"
    >break up with her years later
    >get new gf three months ago
    >her ass is exactly like Hank Hill's
    >she says she bought thongs for her to wear just for me
    >she shows me how she looks wearing them
    >Don't get a boner and actually don't like it when she wears it
    It's a fucking shame when I know I'll look better wearing those thongs than my current gf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wear her thongs and ass-mog your current gf anon

      >I can’t believe I just typed that sentence kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I actually suggested it and she said "Sure. Go ahead" and I put them on. She gave me like a shocked expression and slapped my ass. Guess she likes it. I've had an older Nurse (she was like 30) slap my ass playfully when I turned 18 when we were in college so I guess I have a nice ass. All I do is brisk walking, occasionally run, cycling and sometimes leg day. Absolutely hate leg day but I know it gives me good results.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    be glad your ass might make you survive through a famine winter while us asslets will already be struggling and digging into our visceral fat reserves.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have it and it's kind of nice to have at least one muscle group already developed so to say while it has nothing to do with what I have done in the gym lol. Just need to train traps and back more I guess.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you work legs without working glutes? I want big quads

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there a worse mode than this?
    NO, I'm gay so this should be a plus but it's not because shirts get caught on my massive ass and tent up behind while they tighten in the front. It looks silly as fuck, I look like a racist mammy character

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