>be dude with a big ass
Is there a worse mode than this?
How do you make it smaller I'm sick of lugging around this dump truck
>be dude with a big ass
Is there a worse mode than this?
How do you make it smaller I'm sick of lugging around this dump truck
chicks totally dig that anon
I don't dig it at all
wynbaw
>well you'll never be a woman
That's good news
Are you asking you illiterate fricktard? Men are stupid.
>Men are stupid.
you'd know being one
Fricking omega pilled
I hate these homosexuals so much it's unreal
trannies or ywnb posters
You're troony, not a woman
I'm neither of those you gaslighting homosexual have a nice day
Lose weight and stop doing barbell back squats.
Okay Blaha
I used to lift a lot but now I do cardio mostly and calisthenics and STILL have a huge ass and massive legs. My dad has always had big legs so I assumed it's genetic. And now my theory is really confirmed because my newborn son (5.5 months) is built like a brick shithouse and have HUGE legs and a massive ass. He weighs 25 lbs and fricking mogs 16 month old babies.
So there's no escape, my wife always pokes at it and all her friends/random stranger women (they're weird like that) tell her she's lucky.
Fricking hate it though, makes your torso less aesthetic by comparison.
Your son is fat as frick.
just feature in porn and make good money getting fricked in the ass and slapped by girls.
Only two of those things sound fun
>feature in porn
>make good money
>getting fricked in the ass
>getting slapped by women
2 and 4
2 and 3 for me, if it's a good 3
Same problem here
Getting fit only made my ass bigger
I got a big ass because I fell for the SL/SS meme. Only downside is my gf slaps my ass every chance she gets. Gets annoying but I live with it.
>my gf
Why do you come on IST and just larp
Why are you complaining like a little c**t then? LMAO
>Y-You just can't come here if you have gf... Okay??
This isn't /LULZ/ homosexual get the frick outta here
>downside
Slap her back and shame her for being an asslet
>How do you make it smaller
lose weight
I've seen guys with like sub 15% bf, and they still had a fat ass. That's just where fat likes to go on some boys.
dont be a pussy, rock that fat ass proudly
Embrace it anon. I’ve had a fat ass my whole life, and the hoes do indeed enjoy it. I hooked up with this chick around the 4th, and she literally was obsessed with my ass.
All my gf have liked to spank my butt because it's big.
As everyone says, embrace it
Bigger your arse the bigger the front bit too :<)
post ass
really - is it breeding hips? or North/South large glutes? id want to hang myself if it was the former.
>North/South large glutes
This
I look normal from the front but it sticks out noticeably from the side
breeding hips here, has its upsides if you take it up the ass
post it
I have the same problem anon :/ I work out and eat consistently but it's like no gainz have come to my big man butt
Big asses requires heavier loads.
Lift more.
>also started off on the SS meme
>nowadays do way less leg stuff because i've always had big legs and bicycled A LOT as a kid
>still, GF says she's jealous of my ass
turns out women can be ass-men too. well, not ass-"men" but you get what i mean.
Another victim of starting strength
If you have a big muscle butt, girls will talk about it behind your back (in a good way). Keep doing those squats, anon.
>omg do you see his ass
>mirin
>i bet he can take a mean dick
oh yeah they talk about it, because they are jealous not actually sexually attracted to it
not true at all moron
>big strong muscular lower body
>more power to frick harder
>more power to get fricked harder
your cope is only making you look like more of a homosexual.
a power bottom is someone with a muscular ass who can push back against a penis.
you’re explaining the intricacies of gay sex to me as if i care and im the homosexual? that’s odd. women like men’s asses dude get over it
>have an ass that only a Black person would love
>tries to cope
no homosexual, just stop eating.
coping homosexual moron, have a nice day. women hate asses so much that’s why theyvr been ogling and groping mine since i was 16
haha seething asslet
I love it cause it's something to hold onto when he goes to town. Use your imagination anon please
Women like butts too as long as its a butt sculped from squats and deadlifts and not from french fries
get a thicker back and core, train calves more. The only way to be saved is to embrace tree trunk mode
I really like fit menbutts. They look yummy.
greets female
>tfw always had a big ass
even in middle school, girls would come by and try to slap my ass or tell me they liked it. I was in AVID in 8th and all my classmates and I had to say one nice thing about each of our classmates during our promotion dinner. Every single female said I had a nice ass and the female classmate I ended up dating that summer asked to squeeze my ass before my first kiss.
my most recent ex would bite my ass every chance she got, I couldn't do squats in my home gym in front of her anymore because she would literally lay down on her stomach, swinging her feet back and forth, hands supporting her head, with a big shit eating grin on her face watching me squat and throwing the occasional comment about my ass. She always slapped my ass and squeezed it whenever I finished my last set and racked the barbell.
my gf is constantly saying she thinks i have a great ass and is always "jokingly" trying to finger me - i'm not into that shit (lel) but she'll cop out and say she's only messing around.
yeah right. vile succubi.
frick this i'm going back to being an incel. sex and women are gross.
Let her do it - shit is cash. No toys, though.
>frick this i'm going back to being an incel. sex and women are gross.
>he doesn't want his gf to massage his prostate
Bruh
Can you give me your gfs, please?
>Was bullied in high school for having a big ass
>Girls would feel bad and try to defend me by saying "Well some girls are into that stuff" know deep down that girls do not like big asses unless they're memeing
It would cut deeper when bullies would ask, are YOU into guys with big butts and they'd say no quietly. So fricking cringe, I'm glad everyone's gay now.
A belt is your best friends
For the love of god, just don't get slim/skinny or any other cut than Regular cut jeans.
Women can't get enough of my ass. Don't really know why, but women are crazy for ass.
It happened to me, I just wanted big quads..
having a nice ass is the only thing i’ve ever been complimented on by women. they love it
Just don't have bad posture. I knew a guy who leaned forward all the time like a fricking neanderthal and it looked horrible.
I'm also on SS and my butt is overgrown compared to rest of my body, guess i really fell for a meme routine...
What routine gives a more complete full body workout?
I have a big ass. I love it.
>same issue
>nothing helpful in thread
yeah OP think we fricked in the ass
Where the frick do you guys get pants. My waist is slim but everything else is huge
Literally have to buy two sizes oversized and wear a belt.
Target and Levi's
531 and the Athletic fit Goodfellow pants
American Eagle
My legs and ass have transcended “athletic fit” from those kinds of stores. I bought some last month, wore them for a couple days and then split them down the ass. I can never find good jeans.
>wore them for a couple days and then split them down the ass
Okay what if you liftan and roon but skip leg day for 3 months?
I had this problem. Fixed it with these steps
(1) losing 50lb of fat
(2) building 10lb of upper body muscle
(3) never training legs
now I'm balanced. good luck Anon
>(3) never training legs
I'm already a third of the way there, baby!
try having no ass. i mean i like like hank hill. it's terrible. nobody likes me. my friends say i take noassitol pills. i can't take it anymore
>my friends say i take noassitol pills
gay men love my big ass
lemme see
I feel your pain anon. I'm tired of my gf poking it every time she within reach of it.
My giant ass opened the sex banter up at work which lead to heterosexual sexual intercourse with 2 human females. A 19 year old and my boss, whom I intend to frick again despite having quit.
I get alot of compliments on my ass.
>My giant ass opened the sex banter up at work
work is for work why can't people keep their disgusting personal lives behind closed doors anymore
Because we are social creatures, and part of normal social interaction includes conversation, humour and playfulness.
If you play with a female you find attractive, and she reciprocates, you have a great time at work and finish inside them a few interactions later.
Why are you so autistic
>conversation, humour and playfulness
The time and place for that isn't at work
>If you play with a female you find attractive
Then you risk losing your job at any moment whether she reciprocates or not
Work is for work, it's not a hookup place, it's not a social club, it's a job.
It is a social club, that's the only qualitative difference between working environments. Who you're surrounded by.
I came in my boss and the new girl thanks to my ass, I've done this before and I'm going to do it again. I shit where I eat and will absolutely, never ever get burnt for it.
Your mums next
Point is, girls like good asses
Post ass
>It is a social club
No, it's a workplace, where tasks being done take priority over your monkey brain need to frivolously socialize
You are a simp, not an alpha
>sex banter at work
I hate you feminists so much.
>flirting at work is feminism
(You)
No you are a simp. You're not alpha. You're feeding this feminist all the attention she wants since you apparently chasing her even after you lost contact with her. Also, spending your work hours pursuing your coworkers is only a thing that happens in post sexual revolution Western society. You are by definition a feminist, not an alpha male redpilled pol whatever.
Frick you I'm jacked everywhere but my hank hill ass. Women love a big juicy butt because it makes them think of forceful penetration
What are the best ass workouts IST? I have a thin waist for a guy and I wanna train my dump truck for the ladiess
Most of a human's athletic power is concentrated within the thighs and buttocks. You're just not looking at it the right way: you have an ass that, if utilized properly, would make you a stronger, more formidable man than most others that do not possess the genetics of cheek power. Furthermore, as others have pointed out, women love it - they ogle, salivate, and fantasize about kneading your dough as you hump yourself into their hot, wet c**ts. It's a boon.
You are probably insecure because modern media portrayals of large buttocks occur only in sheboon, Shaniqua-beast Lizzo-types and in pornography, and you do not identify with those demographics. I say just own it, OP, and maximize its benefits, even. Balance out the upper body a little more to give yourself some symmetry; straighten the posture up; etc. Don't fret, though: the world was built on the asses of men.
I forgot to mention that, the Black person/porn portrayal of fat asses is also inherently FEMININE, and so you are insecure first and foremost because you believe you possess a FEMININE quality. It's not true. Wide hips, on the other hand...
kek look at this cope.
>muh wide hips
homie you got an ass that is so feminine that even women are trying to peg you.
>t. asslet cope
>i like looking like a woman
i'm the one that is coping?
might as well transition troony
this is the exact type of conversation that makes me ask myself why i come here, i can feel the autism seeping in again
Whatever, homosexual - you don't know what banter is? You sure you're not the one with autism, here, bud?
Big ass is good. You have strong glutes.
>b-but I look wei
Women love it.
>b-but gays will hit on m
Tell them to go away.
It sounds silly to say but a big ass looks sick. You should feel sexy, because you are.
t. heterosexual man
>ex used to make me wear her lingerie like lacey VS thongs and made me frick her wearing the lingerie because "You have such a hot fricking ass, Anon"
>break up with her years later
>get new gf three months ago
>her ass is exactly like Hank Hill's
>she says she bought thongs for her to wear just for me
>she shows me how she looks wearing them
>Don't get a boner and actually don't like it when she wears it
It's a fricking shame when I know I'll look better wearing those thongs than my current gf
Wear her thongs and ass-mog your current gf anon
>I can’t believe I just typed that sentence kek
I actually suggested it and she said "Sure. Go ahead" and I put them on. She gave me like a shocked expression and slapped my ass. Guess she likes it. I've had an older Nurse (she was like 30) slap my ass playfully when I turned 18 when we were in college so I guess I have a nice ass. All I do is brisk walking, occasionally run, cycling and sometimes leg day. Absolutely hate leg day but I know it gives me good results.
be glad your ass might make you survive through a famine winter while us asslets will already be struggling and digging into our visceral fat reserves.
I have it and it's kind of nice to have at least one muscle group already developed so to say while it has nothing to do with what I have done in the gym lol. Just need to train traps and back more I guess.
How do you work legs without working glutes? I want big quads
>Is there a worse mode than this?
NO, I'm gay so this should be a plus but it's not because shirts get caught on my massive ass and tent up behind while they tighten in the front. It looks silly as frick, I look like a racist mammy character