>be Mark Rippetoe. >realize most young, aspiring team-sport athletes don't know how to actually lift weights

>be Mark Rippetoe
>realize most young, aspiring team-sport athletes don't know how to actually lift weights
>decide to make weightlifting program and system with the sole intent of getting athletes bigger and stronger
>fail to realize most aspiring, team-sport athletes are black and have no conception or care for progressing or becoming better at the squat, bench and deadlift but really just care about playing their sport
>quickly rebrand your program and books towards ordinary folks who are looking to get stronger
>find out that prescribing heavy, low body compound exercises and a 4000+ kcal diet really only works for athletes and people who actually need to use their bodies and not for people who sit at a desk 10 hours a day
>accidentally create turbo skinny-fats with impressive squat and deadlifts, but get blamed for getting people to look like shit
>snap to the notion that you're a program mostly designed for powerlifters
>ordinary folk (beta males) now start to magnetize to powerlifting to both look cool and because they are now fat and look like shit
>bank in the fact you've advertised to 3 different demographics

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live for the lord

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, still love my squats.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    impressive how you prove yourself to be a moron. great job OP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brainrot victim

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally not a single thing in op is true

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell you’re a homosexual by the fact you somehow think your moronic rant gains any validity by just greentexting the entire thing.
    High school athletes aren’t getting fat by doing starting strength. The average high school football or wrestler or rower isn’t skinny fat either.
    YOU are a skinny fat homosexual who doesn’t even work out.
    The reason you DYELs are even so obsessed with rippetoe is because you’re all beginners at best. At least ppl who actually lift rip on westside or some shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy lack of reading comprehension,

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >prescribing heavy compounds only works for athletes
    You're such a pussy.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to make weightlifting program and system with the sole intent of getting athletes bigger and stronger
    You went off track here and never recovered

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >destroys a generation of lifters in your path
    I kneel

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the more time goes by, the more i think this guy is actually pretty based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you truly reject aesthetics and emprace pure strength and powershitting there are two options for most:
      1.Failed bodybuilder and mediocre powerlifter turned into plaguiarized author that has zero successfull athletes coached by him. The Sharting Smell way by Mark Riplebreasts.
      2. Louie Simmons's madness methods that are actually grounded in effort and have plenty of successes.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    faaaaive

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be young Mark Rippetoe.
    >Watch Conan the Barbarian movie.
    >Get super motivated to look like him.
    >Work out for months in the gym.
    >Still look like a tube of lard but with decent strength.
    >Decide that you are never going too look good so at least be strong.
    >Compete in powerlifting with mediocre results.
    >Decide that since you don't look good or are very strong you can be a coach.
    >Plaguiarize Bill Starr.
    >Claim strength is the most important thing in the world.
    >Train 0 recognized athletes (strength athletes or in general)
    >Profit of skinnyfat nerds that end up fat.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Starting Strength and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>find out that prescribing heavy, low body compound exercises and a 4000+ kcal diet really only works for athletes and people who actually need to use their bodies and not for people who sit at a desk 10 hours a day
    how? if anything, the latter will get more out of the program by not sabotaging their recovery outside of the gym

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