>be me, 32 y/o millennial at work

>be me, 32 y/o millennial at work
>tell zoomer coworker people constantly mistake me for late teens/early 20s and how annoying it is
>"oh really? you look your age to me"
Why are zoomers so fricking moronic, bros? I look way younger than my actual age. He only thought I looked my age because I already told him how old I am.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL NOT perpetuate the timeless Zoomer-Millenial war
    I lay down my arms fr
    No cap

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only people that mistake me for younger are zoomers.

    IDK if that's just because they're moronic or not

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sucks to be you. I've had women over the past few years whisper near me many times how they think I look younger than my age. Feels nice to be honest. Lot of 30 year old dudes don't take care of themselves enough tbh. Like half of them look my dad or something. You need the whole routine like women have for your skin. Not just water on your face and out of the house.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be old
    >look old
    >other old people tell you you look young
    >get mad when actual young people don’t think you look young

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Looking young means younger people think you look their age, not 80 year olds calling your mid 40 year ass 'young man'

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stupid boomer cope
    >teehee people call me 20 all the time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im 30 and don’t have these

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those fricking skin spots
      thank frick I always avoided the sun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got a super bad sunburn once and I have a permanent weird hair pattern growth and sunspots on my upper arms

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        …skin spots? What? You mean some freckles? I feel like people on this board do not go outside at all. They watch cartoons and anime so much that when they see someone with any texture on their skin they panic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I feel like people on this board do not go outside at all. They watch cartoons and anime so much that when they see someone with any texture on their skin they panic.
          This is correct. Also most users here are thirdies.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are so obssed with age it's gonna be fun when they become suicidal at 30. Gen X and Millennials enjoy their life unlike Zoomers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro an age obsessed millennial literally made the thread you’re posting in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a small minority of millennials who are obsessed with looking young, you usually see them on forums for introverted neurotic men like IST (it's also because this sort of youthful phenotype is associated with personality traits that make you end up on loser websites)

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET BROCOLLI HAIR OR LONG HAIR

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homie that’s a complement.
    I’m a doctor and keep getting asked by patients and staff what year of medschool I’m in. I’m an attending. Gets pretty annoying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sucks to be you. I've had women over the past few years whisper near me many times how they think I look younger than my age. Feels nice to be honest. Lot of 30 year old dudes don't take care of themselves enough tbh. Like half of them look my dad or something. You need the whole routine like women have for your skin. Not just water on your face and out of the house.

      >teehee I look so young

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He looks 25

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/rpk4ZMt.png

          >He looks 25

          Bro looks at least 40

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He probably looked terrible at 25. Someone like that has bad genetics.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you have a full head of hair and workout at 35, yeah, you're gonna look young for the age considering how many dudes gone full dad mode by then.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          morons on this website thing just having hair makes them look like a teenager

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yep I still got it
    Narrator: He never had it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He looks 25

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I look like this. How do i fix it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haircut, lose weight, and ditch the bc glasses.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds about right mate. People often lack self awareness today. I ocassionaly ask liquor shop staff to guess my age if they're chatty and looking bored. Usually get 25- 30 which is close to correct. Lazy people who I know IRL are just like UH I dunno brah 20 UH 40.

    Don't bother talking to morons op its never worth it.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always ask people to guess. The only person who ever pinned my age to the year was a prostitute. I was impressed.
    People usually give me 5 years less.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The oldest zoomer is 33

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's considered polite to compliment someone in their youthful looks. It's literally a stock standard normie response after asking someone's age to say "wow you look so much younger!".
    It's no different to your grandmother saying how much handsome you are every Christmas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but autistic people on this board will never understand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shhhh, Anon is the kind of guy who answers for 5 minutes the question: "How you doing?"

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stfu oldhead moron Zoomer superiority millennials are the gayest epoch of all time I'd rather talk to a boomer than some butter millennial

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