>be me, 5'8

>be me, 5'8
>got called "little guy" by a moronic lanklet cosplaying a medieval knight at the entrance of a theme park

It's over, isn't it

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    time to twinkmaxx

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, time to dwarf max.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All that matter is how much lean mass you have compared to the other guy

    There's a reason there are weight classes and not boxing classes

    As for women the majority of them care about your face and a good face is even more rare than being 6'4 which is why lankets have to cope by participating in a mass propaganda machine

    I'm 5'9, I think I'm short but not small. I never noticed is a lanket mogged me. 5'7 and I would feel bad..

    Also everyone above 5'11 has to do roid to have proportions that are accepted by IST

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >its about lean muscle mass
      yea I am 5’6 and probably mog you into oblivion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >5'9
      >manlet coping
      >redditspacing
      how this place has fallen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a reason there are weight classes and not boxing classes
      How can that be true? I just signed up for a boxing class the other day.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will dread the absence of that which you value. If you value the opinions of others, you'll want to ice yourself when you don't have it.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >natty 6'0"
    >wear boots everywhere for an extra inch anyway
    >wide Pacific islander genetics
    >what's up...
    >"boss"
    >"big man"
    >"big guy"
    >get confused for security at every concert I go to
    >"you must be a bouncer or something"
    It's nice to be big. I wouldn't worry about it too much, little guy. There's a place for everybody.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like a big chode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        6'0"
        >>"boss"
        >>"big man"
        >>"big guy"
        >>get confused for security at every concert I go to
        >>"you must be a bouncer or something"

        -"Stories from my basement" by Anon

        If it makes you manlets feel any better, I have a 4 inch wiener.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          mine is 4.5. mogged

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >manlets
          you wouldn't match my height even in boots with height inserts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I recently learned that Pacific Islander men have small penises.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      6'0"
      >>"boss"
      >>"big man"
      >>"big guy"
      >>get confused for security at every concert I go to
      >>"you must be a bouncer or something"

      -"Stories from my basement" by Anon

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP here's the solution for you

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  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Learn martial arts and build muscle. Not everyone is born as a 6'8 gigachad. Make the most out of the life you have. I'm a 5'9 manlet and that's what I do. When you're born with a disadvantage you have to work extra hard, that's life.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone shorter than me is a midget
    Everyone taller than me is a lanklet
    Only my height is the perfect height
    You will not make it if you are not my exact height
    I am very secure in my height

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wear lifts

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You should have jumped up and punched him in the nuts

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >https://twitter.com/crackconnoisser/status/1550241249633918979
    It's tough out there for the little ones.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mogged, you can still pitbullmaxx mode though

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sucker punch him
    >probably get away with it

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5'7
    >wake up in the USA
    >automatically blackpilled

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