>be me
>lifting for 10+ years
>roiding for 2
>absolutely jacked 5'2" gigachad
>decide to dm a chud on insta for the first time
>get a response immediately
>she mirin'
>tell her I look bigger in person
>set up a date at a bar
>go full peacock mode
>leather jacket
>wool pants with gold trim
>rings with big gems on each finger
>gold nose and brow piercings
>braid my beard from top to bottom
>run some whiskers through gold and silver beads
>throw on some heavy gold and silver bracelets and necklaces
>uber to the bar we agreed to meet at in case I left with her
>see her sitting at bar waiting
>walk my way up and introduce myself
>she immediately gets cold
>"I thought you would be taller"
>bitch what? I'm 220lb of pure muscle
>take off my jack to show off my gains
>massive veins up and down my arms like the mines of Ekrund
>she's looking uncomfortable now
>says she needs to leave and ditches me there at the bar
>blocks me on insta so I can't try for a second date
Why cant I land a fine ass trans woman bros...
Have you tried landing a normal woman instead? You gay
why are you going with a chud when they are 6ft on average?
Half of all trannies are like 6'2 and they expect the guy to still be taller than them they might be women after all
>5'2 gigachad
I admire your confidence man
>>go full peacock mode
jacket
>>wool pants with gold trim
with big gems on each finger
>>gold nose and brow piercings
my beard from top to bottom
>>run some whiskers through gold and silver beads
on some heavy gold and silver bracelets and necklaces
lmfao bro you gay af
>5'2''
sorry brother
put me in the reddit screenshot also thx
5 2 at 220? What are you, an armadillo?
>run some whiskers through gold and silver beads
Mental illness in full display, to go and write all that fake shit.
Hi, zoomer. This may come as a shock to you, but IST used to craft humorous greentext stories to entertain each other instead of spamming TikTok webms all day.
Probably bait. Sad the world is so shit im not sure if its bait or not
ebin tröle
If real pls post pics of the pants you used
Based Tren dwarf flexing all his hand made garden gnomeels. Strike the earth fren!
anon I'm 5'1 would you date a hon?
GAY!! Ahaha
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>go full peacock mode
>leather jacket
>wool pants with gold trim
>rings with big gems on each finger
>gold nose and brow piercings
>braid my beard from top to bottom
>run some whiskers through gold and silver beads
>throw on some heavy gold and silver bracelets and necklaces
Have you thought about killing yourself, you very inauthentic person?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Bold of you to assume that I'm not a fool.
>muh height
>chud normalization
obvious leftist shill thread
>5'2
>chad