>>be me. >>sit in uni class waiting for professor to arrive

>>be me
>>sit in uni class waiting for professor to arrive
in corner of long table drinking from my gallon jug
>>only one in class who lifts, feel like a chad
across from me says "why such a big bottle anon?"
out and reply "big bottle for a big boy"
>>mfw no one laiughs
>>mfw silence in the room
5 seconds Stacy replies "oh, okay..." and other normies continue chatting about chad's party next weekend

Should I just rope?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That may be the perfect response for such a scenario. You can’t just outright say you have a big dick in class and surrounded by a lot of people(understandably so)so that’s a pretty good middle ground, don’t be surprised if she shows up at midnight as that sort of stuff tends to happen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed, this was the ultimate reply. it wasn't that everyone was gripped by awkwardness, rather they were shocked the weird aspie in the corner would have such a fucking chad thing to say. keep it up anon

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    here is my big bottle

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a BBC. Did you think this through, OP?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a BGC

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's what you do, OP:
      >enter CHAD's party uninvited with an even bigger bottle
      >go to the center of it all
      >Proceed to chug that shit
      >"Phew, I needed that, I was getting THIRSTY"
      >the earth rumbles around you
      >all the dyel ass normies with rich parents fall into the underworld
      >Lightning cracks around the house you're in
      >Rain pours on you, extra hydration
      >The surviving frat boys and sorority girls look up as you grow a flowing beard and acquire a trident from nowhere
      >then you chug more water

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay here's what you do.
      You buy a rope and a stool.
      You attend the party as usual.
      You show everyone what your new rope with some knots you've been practicing.
      You tie a knot into the stool.
      Then you beat her over the head with your stool and watch the rope artistically float in the air

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open thread
    >>see double meme arrows

    [...]

    you can tripple green arrow
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> walk the dinosaur

    Howd i do guys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf did they change it?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, its a joke that didnt land. Could be worse

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you care? after she asked that question and you answered, she didn't really care about the answer anyways, she instantly forgot about the whole thing. you likely won't see the majority of these people again after your semester, so just forget about it like everyone else did.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol based joke. Also if you want her to like you you should probably just rape her instead of telling her a joke. I've heard a lot about women's rape fantasies but I've heard of a woman having a joke fantasy. Also

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think that’s a good enough answer anon. Many people don’t know how to talk. You kinda shit the bed though(heck I would too huehuehue)you could’ve tried that comedy schtick where you pause for an unbearable awkward amount of time and followed with an even more autistic response.
    >hey anon why the big bottle
    >anon needs his sippy or anon get mad
    >oh ok anon
    >…
    >I like sippy big milky too

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop being so hard on yourself bro
    if a friend of yours told you he did what you did, would you tell him to rope? no, you would tell him dont sweat it, forget, learn and move on.
    be your own friend bro

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why such a big bottle anon?
    >Frostmourne hungers

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who're you quoting?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whomst've'd you're thinking you'st've're talking to?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normalfags don't really understand humor or care about it. They'll only laugh at what someone popular says because they put the intonation in their voice. If someone unpopular says and does the exact same thing, they'll just be ignored or looked at as if they're retarded. It's better to just give a serious, quick to the point answer while acting like it's no big deal.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shouldve said "cause im a big guy"
    big boy sounds like mental illness

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hahaha you sound like a fun guy man, dont sweat it

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >um the creatine makes me really dehydrated so I walk around with a gallon

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find a girl who laughs at your humor instead of worrying about ones who don't

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gave her the ick as soon as you opened your mouth, girls can tell when someone is an autistic, creepy incel just from the subtle facial and body language you subconsciously give off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She legit looks like a real doll

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The easiest way to counter this is to just be a playful dick it throws off their incel detector and puts the ball in their court

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I nearly drowned in this stuff as a kid so I'm building a tolerance to it
    >waterboard yourself
    This is the only correct way to navigate this social situation

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn, missed your chance for the ol' 'its to compensate for my tiny penis' line.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>

    [...]

    from my gallon jug
    gay

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah but seriously, why such a big bottle?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      big bottle for a big boy

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