>be me. >start doing pull-ups to get a gf. >Mfw it actually works. >Still doing pull-ups

>be me
>start doing pull-ups to get a gf
>Mfw it actually works
>Still doing pull-ups
>Anon-kun that looks so much fun can you teach me how to do pullups uwu?
>Teach gf pull-ups
>She does them everyday
>Mfw her lats actually grow in size
>Drinks my choccy protein shake because she likes the taste
>Mfw I don't actually like her body anymore when she lat spreads
Why can't she do squats? How do I stop this little aspie from doing more? Picrel

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lucky bastard, enjoy

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    impregnate her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only correct answer.
      You are well on your way to the legendary amazoness mommy gf

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There’s no way you got her to do pull-ups this is a larp https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z1haqkkVTtI

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This totally, definitely happened

      This is her first chin up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn she cute
        Where you at Op so I can steal her from you .

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am going to rape her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        very nice of you to help the disabled

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She's kinda ugly, anon

          She looks retarded but loving. Tell her to work on her glutes and keep her well.

          I told you she's an aspie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where? I only see a half rep

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thread

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

        https://i.imgur.com/gFaVkFi.jpg

        >be me
        >start doing pull-ups to get a gf
        >Mfw it actually works
        >Still doing pull-ups
        >Anon-kun that looks so much fun can you teach me how to do pullups uwu?
        >Teach gf pull-ups
        >She does them everyday
        >Mfw her lats actually grow in size
        >Drinks my choccy protein shake because she likes the taste
        >Mfw I don't actually like her body anymore when she lat spreads
        Why can't she do squats? How do I stop this little aspie from doing more? Picrel

        is this real. I want to believe. There’s no way she’s American, way too sweet and innocent seeming

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's kinda ugly, anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She looks a bit retarded, not gonna lie.
        Would I still hit it though? Probably.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She looks retarded but loving. Tell her to work on her glutes and keep her well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thats half a rep

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You actually stick your dick into that?????

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wholesome.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        adorable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is so sweet. Reminds me of my ex. I hope you hold on to her and make her happy anon 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like Mark Zuckerberg

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she does anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The spectrum of responses to this is impressive.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shit bro cant tell if shes ugly as sin or cute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this means cute in german 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She’s cute, do squats together anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no uglycute gf to do pull-ups with

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is some strong autism, would get annoying real fast for me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fuck, is the hand thing really that obvious of an autism thing?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't listen to the other anonymous bro, she's a cutie, you keep treating her right and be grateful you have a gal that shares your interests.

        Also don't post your gf to a Mongolian fishing auditorium.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its pretty wholesome chungus how cute and happy she seems despite being an ugly autist, thats the look of a girl who really likes you. I unironically hate most women but contain your autism and dont be a dick to her, she seems alright. Just keep training together and build her ass up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is what they mean when people tell you beauty is on the inside...when you're genuinely happy and positive, you could have the most busted face, people could still find you cute.
        This is a prime example of how what's on the inside can influence the outside. She's not ugly by any means. If anything, in a strict no make-up bare face rating, she'd actually be above average.
        Add to that healthy weight...10/10 by today's standards.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are delusional.
          She is not a 10 by any standards. The thing is that men are nowadays so lonely and thirsty of any kind of genuine kind female emotion towards them, that seeing a 4/10 happily smiling towards them makes their petrified soul crack and fall in love.
          This only applies to males. If the video was a chubby 4/10 male happily running towards the camera, female reaction would be at best pity and most probably disgust.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Adipose manlet detected
            She's not chubby though

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She looks like a chimp (in a cute way)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tinytrip became a trap?!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw no River Tam gf
              it only hurts a little brehs, i promise

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            we don't expect the same thing from men and women. Flip the script instead. If a decent looking average guy showed genuine happiness after performing a feminine tasks such as baking a cake or something, most women would swoon.
            I'm not saying you're out of touch. I'm saying the measures by which you would judge a display of affection depends on the scenario itself. We interpret people's action through the prism of the events that happen.
            Also, men and women display emotions differently. Whilst a girl may prance and dance, and run for a hug, a guy might smile and blush, and become invigorated in his speech, maybe make a fist or something. So the whole display entirely would be different, and if signified correctly as masculine, which if we strictly flip the script, we assume as she was being feminine. Then women would certainly not find a man who expresses joy/happiness to be pitiful or disgusting.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Based and insightful. I've seen too many ripped guys strike out with women while average dudes succeed because they know how to listen and make a genuine connection in a charming way.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Handsome guys dont need to make genuine connection when they are balls deep in your crush on first date m8

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not talking about guys who are handsome and charismatic. I'm talking about sperglords with muscles, like IST.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Great insight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >runs toward you for hug after achievement
        What would I give for that to happen to me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Someday bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a cuteeeeeee

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >that hand movement at the end
        damn she really is retarded, so cute though. Eaisly trickable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        don't get kids with her

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why not?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The exact cause of Asperger's is poorly understood.[7] While it has high heritability, the underlying genetics have not been determined conclusively.[18][19] Environmental factors are also believed to play a role.[7] Brain imaging has not identified a common underlying condition.[18]

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Not wanting high functioning autistic kids that can see through the lies of this world since they feel no social pressure
              Post nose

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Aspies are unironically the next step in evolution
              The genetic bugs are still being worked out but imagine those little fuckers a few hundred years from now

              >not an aspie but i can see it clear as day

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For that they'd have to reproduce more often.
                A hundred years from now the world will only be morons

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a womans child has a higher chance of autism the older she is. women are having kids on average later than ever before. you do the math

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        maaark zuckerberg

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He finally transitioned

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she’s cute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        stop posting your gf on the internet.
        propose to her and get her pregnant instead, stat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good for you Anon, she seems really happy with you I hope your ugly cute gf becomes your ugly cute wife

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's genuinely so cute
        I'm happy for you anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't listen to the naysayers, Anon. I'm happy for you. She looks like a wholesome girl who's really into you.
        That little hippity-hoppity-to-hug at the end, so cute...It's been a long time but I remember...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll never have this
        gonna kms bye

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I...remember now. So this is what I started lifting for. I forgot about this feel for so long

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        please anon youre making me sad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is so cute

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you ignore her face and her Zuckerberg-level of inhumane AI eye slits.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I bet you are hideous. That on top of your jaded incel way of speaking, I'm sure you are a shitty person.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        god women are useless>

        we don't expect the same thing from men and women. Flip the script instead. If a decent looking average guy showed genuine happiness after performing a feminine tasks such as baking a cake or something, most women would swoon.
        I'm not saying you're out of touch. I'm saying the measures by which you would judge a display of affection depends on the scenario itself. We interpret people's action through the prism of the events that happen.
        Also, men and women display emotions differently. Whilst a girl may prance and dance, and run for a hug, a guy might smile and blush, and become invigorated in his speech, maybe make a fist or something. So the whole display entirely would be different, and if signified correctly as masculine, which if we strictly flip the script, we assume as she was being feminine. Then women would certainly not find a man who expresses joy/happiness to be pitiful or disgusting.

        >. If a decent looking average guy showed genuine happiness after performing a feminine tasks such as baking a cake or something, most women would swoon.
        women swoon at whatever men do if said man is hot as shit. Browse tiktok or instagram for female oriented content.
        >omg my 6'5 10/10 bf loves to cook for me isn't he so cute ladies
        >omg look at my ripped world tier model bf gardening he's so sensitive
        it's never NEVER an average guy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. No personality
          Take a walk outside. A lot of hot women are walking besides the most avarage looking men. Not because they secretly make 6 figures, not because they actually have a heart of gold, its because they know how to speak to women. Yeah your looks and value help greatly but its not be all end all

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, they aren't. You are either underrating the man's looks or, more likely, overrating the woman's. I've heard this normie cope so many times but have never seen an example posted of 2 adults where the man is more ugly unless it's a rich or famous guy.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hope you find god and love one day anon. The world is not as evil as you wish it was.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. My gf thinks most things I do are hot. If a girl thinks you’re hot already then she’ll romanticize most other things you do within reason.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How retarded is she? She looks like she has the downs without the extreme chinky face

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cheked also cute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Happy for you and jealous you lucky fuck

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This is her first chin up
        No its not
        Full ROM only you whore

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jelly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        post her onlyfans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no Zuckerberg gf

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can't unsee

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She gonna cut your throat in an autistic fit while you sleep, bro. Retard pussy is not worth it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Worth it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ur making it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Adipose manlet detected
        She's not chubby though

        she's cute. I'm so lonely

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No joke, I'd rather be an incel than have this as a girlfriend.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So you be a volcel

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the incel paradox

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she's cute bro ignore these virgins

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a fucking chinup. She starts 3/4 of the way up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >literally female zuckerberg

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thank god, I thought she might have been a chink and you were a lucky bastard.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THAT HAND MOVEMENT AT THE END

        well done OP

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are we supposed to read sth into the hand movement?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hahahahah

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the cute little skip at the end

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You're so jaded you'll never share and enjoy such simple moments with a woman

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based anon's gf. Do pistol squats in front of her to get her into squats, she'll probably think they're cool too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's the same girl like from the "tattoo works" post!!! Alright, I wish you both the best in life, and I hope you're happy together. 🙂

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fuck what the incels and retards have said in response to this op, she looks like a really sweet girl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you gays do not understand how smart OP is. hes done what men SHOULD DO. GET YOURSELF AN UGLY GF. asking for a 10 is like saying yes to overtime at your job 7 nights a week all for little to no compensation. plus she seems to like lifting, OP's on the path to training her to have a 10 fizeek and while she may not be a looker in the face it would be better than 70% of what anon can attain.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly 6-7/10 girls with good personality and actual skills or knowledge are the best choice and usually make better mothers anyway

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This chick is a 4 at best, be honest.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              5, nowadays, any girl who isn't overweight or tattood and with fake color hair and piercings is attractive

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bit of an npc though. But cute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's is 100% an aspie isn't she?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even care if this is a larp. You're gonna make it, anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will be a bit autistic and off topic but holy fucking kek, the responses vary to such a degree ot isreally interesting to analyse - from what ever pov; and funny most of all, how the polar opposite responses ( she's a retarded lul - to - you lucky bustard op ) are born correct.

        The sheer amount of yous from this autistic board is a testament to the interest of this post lul...

        Sorry, carry on lads

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now that is a pussy that could rip your dick off

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No no, carry on, because this observation speaks volumes about this board.
          For every shitpost about Kazakhstan there is a post whining about no gf

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like zucc

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope she likes anal

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope she likes (handholding with interlocking fingers)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >face looks like last girl i dated who was sweet and slightly autistic
        fucking physiognomy is real, i refuse to believe it isn't

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        recc me jav with aspie girl being taken advantaged of but still being happy as fuck cause she fucking aspie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With a retard this adorable at my side there would never be a gloomy day

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She seems special. Cute. Hope you the best OP, you weirdo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She can do two now, but she'll have to work on her diet

        Yeah i'm not trying to be mean but there's definitely something "off" about her. Either the other anons ITT are correct and she unironically has aspergers, or maybe some sort of arrested psychological development.

        The way she aloofly looks at the sky right before skipping towards the camera at 0:07 is extremely child-like.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >there's definitely something "off" about her

          Yeah, she's cute and wholesome. Get off the internet for a while and you might realize that some women aren't ethots and pornstars.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that bitch looks like my ex therefore she probably has sinilar genetics therefore she is probably batshit crazy therefore good luck bro

        never mind she looks nothing like my ex

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good for her and good for you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that 5 IQ downy retard smile at the end
        you won the lottery anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cute but a little too freakish for me, I would probably still date her though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's mentally underage, OP is going to jail

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That jump at the end towards you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are this thread still going?

        Cute. Reminds me of my own kind of unattractive but wholesome gf in my 20s.
        Sorry Alena, I was an idiot to leave you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post a pic of alena you moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Op dunked on anon with the proof
        Pretty nice

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Adipose manlet detected
        She's not chubby though

        ALEX STOP POSTING MY PICTURES HERE WHAT THE FUCJ

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dumb larp, my name isn't alex

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think she's smart enough to recognize herself in a picture m8

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lmfao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OP i am going to kill you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't listen to the incels anon, she's cute, and good for her for being naturally motivated to be active.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Iceman

        She isn't a looker that's for certain but at least she's doing shit with you. The skip was cute though. Probably has cute girl energy. She's only aesthetically unattractive. Not like she's below a 5 or anything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't deserve her, give her to me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good job anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude she legitimately looks retard, like she has Asperger's or slight down syndrome

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cant believe this fucking thread is still up after like 3 or 4 days.

        Can she count to potato?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >60 days to achieve one (1) pull-up
      this can't be real

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >boyfriend who doesn't work out can do 4
        lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute state of women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >does rock climbing
      >can't do one (1) pull-up
      How?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      took me a month to do a push up when i was a skelly 16 yo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit 2014 IST was right, pull-ups are the ultimate lift for impressing grillz

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it still needs to be pointed out that all of them are still healthy and within the healthiest 10% of American women, simply considering their body weight.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Does bouldering
      >Can’t do a single pull-up
      Actual bullshit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hairy pits

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good taste. Wish more women were confident and feminine enough for it.
        >tfw no french gf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember struggling to do two pull-ups at my fattest, it was was ultimately forced me to rethink my life and diet.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This totally, definitely happened

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Similar thing happened to me...

      Its like watching a pole dancer for girls if ya know what I mean.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fucking lonely

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's no fucking way that girl is 18

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If this is in any way true then I hope an incredible amount of suffering befalls you very soon for being so ungrateful

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Start doing squats everyday

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      start doing squats together

      This is actually the only way

      The spectrum of responses to this is impressive.

      Patrician taste vs Blackid taste

  9. 1 month ago
    LinkPoster

    start doing squats together

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bet she would like my chocolate protein shake 😉

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate you

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She kinda eh mang
    She got into squats, she could go for that iron butt+butterface look tho

  13. 1 month ago
    K

    >Why can't she do squats?
    Why can't you? Girls like guys with big glutes. Inspire her and do them with her.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Go to a library or book store

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >go to library to meet aspie gf
      >end up going the same day as drag queen story hour
      >get raped in the bathroom by a chud wearing a satanic mask
      Nice try

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just be bigger than the drag queens

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying
      Book stores are only frequented by literal libtard millennial women who only read young adult fiction

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        an actual library not Barnes and Nobles

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If this is real, I feel bad that you posted her face on IST. Now these pics/webms will be saved and posted multiple times as some sort of troll thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, why would anyone want to post your gf, or anyone you know on 4chins out of all places?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > these pics/webms will be saved and posted multiple times as some sort of troll thread.
      lol no, she's not meme material. This isn't 2003 /b/ bro, people post thousands of selfies on this shitty site every day. It's only troll content if there's KEK or LOLCow potential, not some fucking random doing a pullup.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm already jackin it to her kek though tbh am happy for OP i hope this isn't a larp and he makes it

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to wear a condom with your practice gf. Do not trust her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >practice gf
      this is why you are lonely anon. Treat every women like they might be your last, but don’t forget to wrap it anyway

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Impregnate
    that should stop her for a few months
    then repeat

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    crystal cafe.

    oh, you dont want to date them? well thats what autists are like. either man up and ask out a crystal girl or change your tastes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, I don't believe that they are women. They sound so manly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      autism makes you unemotional about certain things, and that can mimic masculine stoicism. (also fun fact - most autistic individuals are boys)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        meant to tag

        wtf, I don't believe that they are women. They sound so manly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, most diagnosed* autistic individuals are boys. Girls are better at masking and their symptoms look different. Also, people just gave less of a shit about girls having disorders because they were usually less disruptive

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there are more autistic boys than girls because there is more variability in males than in females

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wonder how much of 'more boys are autistic than girls' is that boys in general society have to and have their natural instincts suppressed. For instance, sitting still and listening to a teacher instead of, sometimes literally, hands-on learning is really bad for boys.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's ADHD tho, that diagnosis has sky rocketed for boys, Modern schools are made for girls, not boys.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Girls are better at masking
          it's called not being autistic
          >I have a development disorder defined by inability to understand social norms but I can "mask" it by understanding social norms and responding appropriately to them teehee
          female autism is really just BPD

        • 4 weeks ago
          I hate women

          show tits you stupid fucking bitch, it makes no sense to have different diagnostic requirements based on sex, no other mental disease is like this.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Girls are better at masking
          because they act like the other ones

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, I don't believe that they are women. They sound so manly

      autism makes you unemotional about certain things, and that can mimic masculine stoicism. (also fun fact - most autistic individuals are boys)

      crystal cafe is infested with trannies

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does she rip stinky protein farts in your face now?
    does it make you horny when she does this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only real question asked ITT and not answered

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wholesome. If she genuinely likes you and genuinely likes to fuck, you should marry her and have kids.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    somebody needs to replace that green backpack with an apu

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be ancient man
      >eat frogs like the french do
      >throw all your bones/ other parts you don't eat in a hole next to your house
      >repeat for the rest of your life
      >fast forward a few thousand years
      >bongs dig your frog bone hole up
      >completely mystified by the discovery of frog bones

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's the reason for no selling eggs to minors?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was australian but turns out Bongland, maybe to avoid them being thrown at politicians or something

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sharp edges when you crack it. Same reason they card you to buy a soup spoon. Bongs are fucking crazy.

            It's to stop kids egging people's houses at halloween

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sharp edges when you crack it. Same reason they card you to buy a soup spoon. Bongs are fucking crazy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          during mardi gras, I know in some countries such as France, kids go to the store to buy eggs and flour and fight each other with it as part of local tradition.

          t. former French kid who used to get refused service at stores during those events if we tried to buy eggs or flour.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >oi grog, u got a loicense for them frogs skellies?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You already named the solution, just start doing squats since her doing pull-ups was just mirroring you anyways. Maybe an autistic take, but whatever.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >go to twitch
    >autism tag
    >search for streamers with less than 10 viewers
    You can start from there i guess. Talk em up. Join their shitty discord and then slide in from there.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every day is just so hard

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lets be real if she was born as a boy, with similar features but male, it would be over

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many pull ups can she do anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She can do two now, but she'll have to work on her diet

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rate her from potato to crayons

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        excellent anon, I wish you a happy and healthy relationship (thumbs up)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon. You are so based.

        I congratulate you for finding a girl who is so much into you. Hopefully you will have a beautiful time and life in front of you.

        I only met girls who grew to hate me. Eventually, for being on the grind, trying to improve

        >Anon, why you still trying to improve? Are tou stupid?

        Op, i envy you.

        God speed to you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too cute. I only hope she isn't the type to start screaming at random. I hate noise

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she is really cute, please tell me you cum all over her cute little titties

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey man, can we trade gf's? I already like yours more. Thanks

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you type like an absolute gay

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    her watch looks dumb

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but she likes it

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are so many lives being lead all better than mine I'm so lonely. The pleasures I enjoy are all so empty and hollow just fucking kill me

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breed her, she won't be able to exercise

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that bitch looks like my ex therefore she probably has sinilar genetics therefore she is probably batshit crazy therefore good luck bro

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT OPEN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only thing cringe is that your gf is your right hand

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That woman is acting like a dog and you think it's desirable. Have sex.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Acts like a dog
            >obedient
            >unconditionally loving
            >doggy style
            yeah I'm thinking having a gf like a dog is based

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >unconditionally loving
              only the filth of society wants this.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is she a dog?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing wrong woth that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, women are like dogs. That's why they like to fuck them so much.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is how your gf acts If you are the attractive one kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's acting like a retard but based on what little we can see (eye area) she doesn't look deformed like she's missing a chromosome unlike

      https://i.imgur.com/gFaVkFi.jpg

      >be me
      >start doing pull-ups to get a gf
      >Mfw it actually works
      >Still doing pull-ups
      >Anon-kun that looks so much fun can you teach me how to do pullups uwu?
      >Teach gf pull-ups
      >She does them everyday
      >Mfw her lats actually grow in size
      >Drinks my choccy protein shake because she likes the taste
      >Mfw I don't actually like her body anymore when she lat spreads
      Why can't she do squats? How do I stop this little aspie from doing more? Picrel

      [...]
      This is her first chin up

      >Adipose manlet detected
      She's not chubby though

      She can do two now, but she'll have to work on her diet

      Who really looks like a mongoloid aberration. Honestly I'm surprised the gays who find her "heckin' valid cute and wholesome" aren't just raiding special ed institutions to fuck downies.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ctrl+f "heckin' valid cute and wholesome"
        >1 result
        read the thread, nobody said that?
        >raiding special ed institutions to fuck downies.
        based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't have a chromosomal aberration, just some finno-mongolian dna

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She acts like a child, I swear most girls act like child trapped in adult body.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its fine to be in touch with your inner child

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want to touch her innie childish cunt.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She knows she's being recorded, so she's acting cute and trying to do new things for the camera. You'll notice that the longer the video goes the more she hams it up like when she rolls on the hood of the car. Women are intensely performative in everything they do.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute a girlpilled

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you save this? Why would you post this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe but wholesome.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sweet ngl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hate my life

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This shit sounds like it was written to be screen capped and posted on other sites

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    come back in 3 months and show progress anon, please

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised nobody posted this, but OP post selfie/body.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah man if you can post your gf but you can't post yourself you're a pussy

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?tfw i'll never experience any of these feels

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread still going. OP still hasn't post body

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm genuinely happy for you bro. Hope I can also attain what you did. Cheers

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haha op got stuck with the tomboy gf

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get over yourself, she's a keeper.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do pull ups
    >gf wants to join
    >but how do I get her to squat?!
    Start doing squats until she wants to join. Women aren't that complicated, they just want to fit in and do what you do.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god damn neurotypicals stealing all the aspie and downie women. at this rate i'm going to have to marry a farm animal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >posts on IST
      >thinks he's neurotypical
      kek

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do her panties smell like? She looks like she probably forgets to change them each day so it must be heavenly.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gj op ur blessed don't listen to retards itt
    I WANT GF TOO

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