>"be water my friend". >dies at 32

>"be water my friend"
>dies at 32

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Died after removing sweat glands

    Checks out
    He removed his watermakers and died

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >from the collected shitposts of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me about Jeet Kune Do, Usul

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He died because he removed his sweat glands and ODd on hash

      Why would anyone remove his sweat glands? Hong Kong ain’t exactly Greenland.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be OP
    >gay

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could literally 2-inch-punch you 50 million meters.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a degenerate drug addict
    Of course that fraud died early

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could lifting have saved him?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this kills the leeaboo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmfao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >times infinity
        Holy shit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        french press? like coffee?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Easy on the coffee, Bruce...

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically he should have done ss + gomad.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        King of the DYELs

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know, the numbers are laughable by IST standards, but I appreciate that he owned up to it and trained how he wanted to

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Exercise: Dumbbell Circle
        >Times: INF(inite)
        That's why he died young, he died doing reps, holy based

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        this can't be real

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          u mirin, chud?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a fun workout, reminds me of how i trained when i started lifting and ran a brosplit
        although very suboptimal for hypertrophy, you can still develop a decently aesthetic physique with such high volume training if you hit low bf% & eat clean
        you won't be very big though lmao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking DYEL

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Water isn’t alive so I think he did well

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He died of overtraining because he lifted, did martial arts, and did cardio for 8 hours a day with no days off for a decade. Same shit happened recently to the YouTuber Scott Murray

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He died because he removed his sweat glands and ODd on hash

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ODd on hash
        Think about that statement again for a second. Think about how much hash it would take to kill a man.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          he injected it retard

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            There isn't a single recorded death from hash overdose genius

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              are you autistic

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            LMFAO THIS GUY SAID HE INJECTED HASH! WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THAT

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          There isn't a single recorded death from hash overdose genius

          [...]
          He had an allergic reaction to some headache tablet lol.

          Dude weed lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He died because he removed his sweat glands and ODd on hash

      He had an allergic reaction to some headache tablet lol.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Lee is a perfect example of the blinding power of hollywood. He was a 135lbs actor who doesn't have a single recorded fight. Nonetheless people though he was some fighting machine and even today you'll have loads of people praising him and calling him "the greatest fighter ever". His movie persona was way more effective at convincing people he could fight than any real fighting experience

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I think we live in the most retarded time ever and perhaps it is but at least modern people wouldn't fall for a lot of this bullshit.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here for a good time not for a long time
    Based.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. A real man dies young.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go ahead then

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude was clearly assassinated, as was his son. Don't be a naive dumbfuck.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Mainland chinks were super pissed at him for outing their special secret styles as 90% useless shit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Real Kung fu was lost in the cultural revolution.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kung fu has literally never worked, in the entirety of record history, against anything but kung fu

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kung fu was lost in various wars, just like all the knights and nobles of the west

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          cope

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are all wrong. He was assassinated for telling whiteys the secret of his kung fu shit. the chinese knew they couldn't beat him so they poisoned him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Close. He died because he double crossed Hong Kong triads by working in Hollywood instead of Hong Kong cinema. They got to him and his son for breaking a business deal, and semding a message to other actors to not abandon Hong Kong cinema by going to Holywood. Hong Kong cinema was shady as fuck, I actually wonder how Jackie Chan managed to go to Hollywood, either he brokered a deal or the triads were declining when Jackie left.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    incoherent butthurt chinaman

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >removes sweat glands
    >has heatstrokes on set weeks before his death
    truly a genius. he was asian so it's not like he had a soul so nothing was lost.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of retarded people in here not bothering to do the simplest of googling. The truth, as usual, is a lot more simple and boring.

    It wasn't hash, it wasn't this sweat gland thing, it wasn't overtraining. The dude just had an allergic reaction to Meprobamate, which used to be a much more common component of combination drugs back in the day (migraine medicine, for one). You don't hear about it anymore because its had a lot of side effects (no shit), similar to barbiturates, so no one uses it anymore. It's outright banned in Europe, for instance.

    Could the lack of sweat glands in his armpits (it was only his armpits) caused him to die? No. The dude died in an air conditioned apartment.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like saint george (pbuh) died of strangulation despite zero evidence of strangulation in the autopsy and being able to speak while restrained.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He died of being a dyel

      https://i.imgur.com/brLo4NN.jpg

      >this kills the leeaboo

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Excellent contribution friend!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Excellent contribution friend!

      [...]
      incoherent butthurt chinaman

      >incoherent butthurt chinaman

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        soiteens are my favorite because they expedite the death of the site as a whole.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minato died at the age of 24

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >claims to be a great fighter and teaches people martial arts
    >never competes in any combat sport ever
    How did he get away with this?

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