>"be water my friend". >dies at 32

>"be water my friend"
>dies at 32

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Died after removing sweat glands

    Checks out
    He removed his watermakers and died

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >from the collected shitposts of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me about Jeet Kune Do, Usul

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He died because he removed his sweat glands and ODd on hash

      Why would anyone remove his sweat glands? Hong Kong ain’t exactly Greenland.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be OP
    >homosexual

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He could literally 2-inch-punch you 50 million meters.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a degenerate drug addict
    Of course that fraud died early

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could lifting have saved him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this kills the leeaboo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmfao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >times infinity
        Holy shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        french press? like coffee?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Easy on the coffee, Bruce...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically he should have done ss + gomad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        King of the DYELs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know, the numbers are laughable by IST standards, but I appreciate that he owned up to it and trained how he wanted to

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Exercise: Dumbbell Circle
        >Times: INF(inite)
        That's why he died young, he died doing reps, holy based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this can't be real

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          u mirin, chud?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a fun workout, reminds me of how i trained when i started lifting and ran a brosplit
        although very suboptimal for hypertrophy, you can still develop a decently aesthetic physique with such high volume training if you hit low bf% & eat clean
        you won't be very big though lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking DYEL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Water isn’t alive so I think he did well

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He died of overtraining because he lifted, did martial arts, and did cardio for 8 hours a day with no days off for a decade. Same shit happened recently to the YouTuber Scott Murray

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He died because he removed his sweat glands and ODd on hash

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ODd on hash
        Think about that statement again for a second. Think about how much hash it would take to kill a man.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he injected it moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There isn't a single recorded death from hash overdose genius

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              are you autistic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            LMFAO THIS GUY SAID HE INJECTED HASH! WHAT A FRICKING IDIOT HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THAT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There isn't a single recorded death from hash overdose genius

          [...]
          He had an allergic reaction to some headache tablet lol.

          Dude weed lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He died because he removed his sweat glands and ODd on hash

      He had an allergic reaction to some headache tablet lol.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Lee is a perfect example of the blinding power of hollywood. He was a 135lbs actor who doesn't have a single recorded fight. Nonetheless people though he was some fighting machine and even today you'll have loads of people praising him and calling him "the greatest fighter ever". His movie persona was way more effective at convincing people he could fight than any real fighting experience

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I think we live in the most moronic time ever and perhaps it is but at least modern people wouldn't fall for a lot of this bullshit.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >here for a good time not for a long time
    Based.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based. A real man dies young.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go ahead then

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude was clearly assassinated, as was his son. Don't be a naive dumbfrick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Mainland chinks were super pissed at him for outing their special secret styles as 90% useless shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Real kung fu was lost in the cultural revolution.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kung fu has literally never worked, in the entirety of record history, against anything but kung fu

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kung fu was lost in various wars, just like all the knights and nobles of the west

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cope

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are all wrong. He was assassinated for telling whiteys the secret of his kung fu shit. the chinese knew they couldn't beat him so they poisoned him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Close. He died because he double crossed Hong Kong triads by working in Hollywood instead of Hong Kong cinema. They got to him and his son for breaking a business deal, and semding a message to other actors to not abandon Hong Kong cinema by going to Holywood. Hong Kong cinema was shady as frick, I actually wonder how Jackie Chan managed to go to Hollywood, either he brokered a deal or the triads were declining when Jackie left.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    incoherent butthurt chinaman

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >removes sweat glands
    >has heatstrokes on set weeks before his death
    truly a genius. he was asian so it's not like he had a soul so nothing was lost.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of moronic people in here not bothering to do the simplest of googling. The truth, as usual, is a lot more simple and boring.

    It wasn't hash, it wasn't this sweat gland thing, it wasn't overtraining. The dude just had an allergic reaction to Meprobamate, which used to be a much more common component of combination drugs back in the day (migraine medicine, for one). You don't hear about it anymore because its had a lot of side effects (no shit), similar to barbiturates, so no one uses it anymore. It's outright banned in Europe, for instance.

    Could the lack of sweat glands in his armpits (it was only his armpits) caused him to die? No. The dude died in an air conditioned apartment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just like saint george (pbuh) died of strangulation despite zero evidence of strangulation in the autopsy and being able to speak while restrained.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He died of being a dyel

      https://i.imgur.com/brLo4NN.jpg

      >this kills the leeaboo

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Excellent contribution friend!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Excellent contribution friend!

      [...]
      incoherent butthurt chinaman

      >incoherent butthurt chinaman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        soiteens are my favorite because they expedite the death of the site as a whole.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Minato died at the age of 24

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >claims to be a great fighter and teaches people martial arts
    >never competes in any combat sport ever
    How did he get away with this?

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