Beginner here, should I go for ottermode or Greek aesthetic mode? Can anybody recommend me a non-powershitting focused program?
>5'11 160lbs, 24yo
I dont know how to decide how many carbs/fats to eat in a day also
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> that haircut
> that skelly
> this helpless
> this stupid
Yeah you're an insufferable frickboy and should die
thats just fresh out of the shower, my hair is actually just unstyled here, I style it like this when I'm going anywhere or working
>he wears his watch backwards
pls stop styling your hair like that
get rid of the pedo stach
I cant. They young wimminz be luvin it. But you cant listen to what they say. They'll pretend to hate it but fricking SEETHE whenever it's shaved off. It works for me. Only old people associate the stache with pedophilia. Its israelite propaganda to demasculinize a proper manly symbol of the white man
I also forgot to mention, I don't need a gym membership because I pretty much have what I need at home. I bought a power cage, barbell, set of plates, dumbells, gymnastics rings, bands, bench, ab wheel and some other shit
I'm perfectly fine. I'm not lifting for women. I consciously make an effort to have less sex because I realized I had a problem when I fricked 3 chicks in a day. Most of the girls I mess with are between 5'0 and 5'4
cope
ok
You should just lift weights and quit being an obnoxious homosexual.
appreciate it guys
I think you should go for ottermode btw, looks better imo
sorry to say OP but this guy is right. youre not nearly far enough along to worry about that. just start lifting weights
thats why im asking for a routine that isnt a meme
reddit ppl is a meme?
Based off that mustache, IST monkey shirt, and making a thread about yourself on IST dot com its safe to say you love memes. So go do a meme routine so yoh can achieve "greek statue mode" whatever the frick that means
How far back to those zoomer-noodles of a haircut go? Looks like at least Norwood 4a to me
starting strength and GOMAD for 3 to 6 months should do it
>5'11 160lbs
You should gain some weight, little boy.
reddit ppl
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OP your whole vibe is cringe dude. NGMI.
im sorry Anon, I may have been cringemaxxing when I should have been vibemaxxing, got any png's or jpegs for this feel?
>homosexual haircut
>DYEL body
>doesn't understand nutrition
>worried about which "mode" he should lift for
Just fricking lift you insufferable moron. You're nowhere near advanced enough to be worried about what "mode" you're lifting for. You sound like a woman worrying she's gonna get "too bulky". Also shave your head and PLEASE don't wear Le Monke in public until you get a clue.
I'm looking for a routine that fits with my goals, right now my goals are to reach proportional body measurments of the Greek ideal, thinking maybe there was input to be had. Of course I need to "just lift" but I'm aware consistency is important, and I'm not advanced enough to wing my own program.
And what I'm saying is that you don't need to be worried about Greek proportions right now. It's hard enough building any muscle at all, you're not going to accidentally build too much and get disproportional or unaesthetic. Just about any beginner hypertrophy program will move you in the right direction as long as you don't eat like shit and get obese.
not him but that's not true. The guys who do SS or SL end up with a t-rex look everytime
>SS or SL
>hypertrophy programs
You look weak and gay haha. Saving for dyelhunter general
There is nobody helpful on this board
you're just being cringe. it's your own fault. stop being cringe. that post where you lied about having a sex addiction was the pinnacle for me imo but it's all pretty bad.
so youre mad because you dont have sex, and you cant imagine that some people might have to consider they should slow down on it? I havent had much sex since ~2019, by choice
you're the mad one lol
p.s. >have sex
post body
here:
I'm 5'11 (not a manlet) and can't decide if I want to be "Greek aesthetic mode" even though I'm a dyel babby
is there something wrong with working to improve myself? this isn't even a very recent picture, I have improved since then, I also don't waste my time being insufferable to a lone Anon on a moronic mongolian image board. best of luck to you, you scared to post body boy
>by choice
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHahhahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAhahahhaha you fricking loser