best alcohol to drink

if you're going to the pub w/ m8s what's the best alcohol to get? the one that's least estrogenic and gay

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I drink is bourbon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not master race single malt scotch?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gin. Finns put juniper in everything they eat and drink and they're all hypermasculine autistics.

        Because unless you live in the UK you're overpaying due to import costs. Bourbon is the American Man's drink, simple as.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do like gin & tonic, that's a good shout.
          Will 2-3 single g&ts affect gains at all? Tonic is 0 calories and gin must be close to 0 calories right?
          can't believe I used to knock back 6-7 beers on a weekend, no wonder I began looking like shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tonic is absolutely not 0 calories.

            The expensive stuff can be lower calorie, but a heap of tonic waters have a shitload of sugar.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sparkling water is 0cal. tonic is like drinking coke

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t care for the taste and bourbon is the only spirit native to America

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood people who could have liquor stashes. If it’s there, I’m drinking it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not everyone is an addict. I dont say that to be mean, but I hope you are careful because things can spin out of control a lot faster than you think

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh absolutely. I had a raging coke problem (powder then at the end of my using days crack) and without fail, after 3-4 drinks I’d be on the phone to cop. Then I’d drink heavily while using to mitigate the edginess/anxiety, and then I’d drink myself into oblivion on the comedown when I ran out.

          It’s a chicken/egg situation with alcohol/cocaine for me so I abstain completely these days

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you have never seen a serious liquor stash then you've never known an alcoholic and I don't think you are missing out

        People get so lost in the sauce that they just piss and shit holes into couches without getting up for days and have dead opossums trapped under piles of bottles and rotting refuse in their living rooms

        People get so lost in the sauce that their kids commit suicide on Indigenous reservations because their parent is too drunk to take care of them

        People get so lost in the sauce that they steal hand sanitizer and mouthwash from gas stations in order to get "drunk" or just huff paint from rags

        People get so lost in the sauce that they get behind the wheel and kill children by accent without being able to remember what happened

        I think Islam had some points on alcohol, but I know tension with Islam is high in the UK, am just a Christian man myself

        The Bible permits drinking, but it advises that kings and rulers should avoid strong drink

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kill children by accident*

          everyone says "I would never drive drunk" or "I would never do that!" until the only way they can get their fix is to drive drunk to the liquor store, getting their license taken away, then riding a bike drunk to the liquor store anyways

          But it's "cool" and "sexy" and "mature" and I am a "nerd" and "puritan" when I just don't feel like drinking any alcohol ever

          Okay, call me a nerd, call me a puritan, it's fine, I won't think less of someone for drinking but I know the truth behind this shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I got pulled over driving drunk as fuck one time and got away with it somehow. He gave me a ticket for something (I don’t remember) but it was like turning right on red when I wasn’t supposed to or something and I showed up to court and the cop said anyone who showed up was getting off. I saw my life flash before my eyes when I saw the cherries light up on his car. I had 2 guns on me too. Man that day could have ruined my life

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Legal guns? Where were you going where you needed not one but two pieces?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You aren’t supposed to have firearms on you when under the influence but I have my CPL. I always have one in my glovebox I forgot about. I had one on me. No this is not legal, but the government implementing gun free zones isn’t constitutional so it cancels out.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alcohol is only legal because it has thousands of years of culture attached to it and there would be riots in many parts of the world if it was prohibited. If it was discovered 30 years ago it would be illegal right up there with crack, meth and heroin. It's pure poison and highly addictive, but its legality means that a lot of people underestimate its negative effects. After all, if it was as bad for me as other drugs, the government would make it illegal, right? Wrong

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's bad because the government say so
            >government should ban it, even though mankind literally evolved drinking it
            What is holding up your suicide

            • 2 weeks ago
              sage

              >it's bad because the government funded studies say so
              >the government makes the rules on the safety of drugs
              >every other drug is illegal though, because the government says so

              Hmmm

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or maybe i should be allowed to ingest whatever the fuck i want

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody's preventing you from drinking lighter fluid either. You want to do that then you go right ahead but dont get pissy when people point out the extent to which you're damaging your body and brain

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nobody is preventing you
                Except when it's an illegal drug, which was my point, retard

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              alcohol has fried your brain mate

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the government would make it illegal
            They actually tried that, would you look at history and see how that went?

            • 2 weeks ago
              sage

              It's like the saying, "I'd like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Look how making everything else illegal went. The genie is out of the bottle but criminalizing a public health crisis has been a disaster

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >People get so lost in the sauce that their kids commit suicide on Indigenous reservations because their parent is too drunk to take care of them
          Man you don't even know the half of it, my dad used to be a real fucking reserve deadbeat and him and his friends, since they didn't have booze, decided to raid the cleaning supplies and make some sort of vile potion to drink.
          His kidneys never fully recovered.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Abbos drink methylated spirits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've developed a taste for bourbon, but where I live in Europe the selection isn't all that great. Sure, there's Bulleit and Four Roses and Maker's Mark, but there's really nobody to discuss higher-end options with.
      I'm going to try Heaven's Door, Woodford Reserve and Michter's this year, maybe one of the Whistlepig ones too. Do you have any recommendations?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Darker the bottle the the better usually. Woodford is good for 50$ or so. It’s everywhere here. Anything from Buffalo Trace Distillery is good. Not sure the conversion rate but anything north of 30$ American is usually good enough to drink on the rocks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seconding this. Woodford and buffalo trace are perfectly fine sippers for a very reasonable price

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i drink anything i want. don't be a gay brother.

    seriously. after a heavy one just fast for 16 hours at least. i went through this phase of monitoring what i drank on a night out and shit. it's bogus. Drink whatever. If you're disciplined then you'll be fine.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    John

    vodka wit sprite is my goto, calories, all alcohol is gay though
    and literally everything > beer

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No alcohol you loser

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i guarantee you look like shit lmao.
      or don't have the will.

      alcohol is a good vehicle for pussy and just hanging out. if you can't hack it then get the fuck out of the kitchen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post body loser

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            rekt him

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *bows down*

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i bet you cant squat more than 2pl8s
            i did that in my first year of training

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I need to drink to get laid
        Low t socially anxious gay detected

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shots of jack
    jack and coke
    alternatively rum like bacardi and coke

    fuck anything else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Drinking shots or liquor so shitty you have to mix it with coke

      You’ll change when you get older

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You’ll change when you get older
        for the better or worse?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am older and just quit drinking completely

          But then again I've seen hardcore alcoholics ruin their entire lives and nearly die over it, so I have a bad impression of booze honestly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don’t drink to get drunk and party as hardcore. You drink to relax or maybe have a beer after mowing the lawn or with dinner. You still go out but don’t get drunk as often, especially when you have little kids. You also drink more expensive liquor because you drink less often and the more expensive the liquor generally speaking the less the hangover. Also it tastes better. Much smoother.

          I never understood people who could have liquor stashes. If it’s there, I’m drinking it

          I went to Kentucky and nabbed a bunch of bottles I can never find where I live (Colonel EH Taylor, Blantons, Bookers, George Stagg, Kentucky Owl, Bottled in Bond, Blue Note, etc) so I loaded up. Also people get them for me as gifts and such. I’ve also lost 36lbs past 4 months and have been working out hard so drinking less

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the only reason people combine liquor and soda is that they drink shitty liquor
        do you eat bread or is making bread just cope for people with shitty flour
        its like making a cocktail, it tastes different on purpose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jack and ginger ale mogs coke, fuck your mother

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't drink anymore, but when I did, it was usually beer

    Just the most normal thing to drink at a pub/bar and not super heavy, if you live in the UK by the sound of it then you are blessed with access to true Guinness

    If you are hitting five drinks and over in one setting, that's binge drinking, which causes long term brain damage if you make it a habit

    But one or a few pints with your bros and you will be fine. If you choose not to be a drinker you will be fine also.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I second beer, as long as you don't drink often it never equals fat. More water content makes the hangover less severe and you can regulate your alcohol levels easier and not over do it

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck you OP, my dad's an alcoholic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ENF6As7.png

      >You’ll change when you get older
      for the better or worse?

      have a nice day frogmorons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone hasn't had his daily gallon of whiskey I see.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dad is an alcoholic and so am i

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red wine and Sprite Zero.
    Wine at bars is usually not too good and kept too warm, so I'll get it with ice cubes and sugarfree lemon soda.
    If we're going to a bar that does alright cocktails, I'm having the espresso martini, GTO, Moscow Mule.
    If we're going somewhere that does fancy cocktails, I'll have some of those.
    I really like good wine, liquor and well-made cocktails, and if I'm first drinking, I'm gonna enjoy myself.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tequila because there's not a lot of sugar in the agave plant

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moonshine. Homemade from apples, or prunes

    t. Eastern euro

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Shamrock

    Everclear

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Non alcoholic cider, champagne or gin. Non alcoholic heineken is ok too.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    I'm particular towards chocolate beers, and wheat beers. If there's mead, that's the best of them all (hard to find).

    Liquor usually is only worth it if you buy it yourself and pregame before the bar.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    long island ice tea

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will smoke Weed all day over this gnomish gainz goblin poison

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not really into liquor anymore, but I do remember liking tequila back when I thought hard liquor was fun. Always a good buzz with mild hangovers for me. Vodka and Gin always give the shittiest hangovers so I avoid those. Honestly my favorite drink is mead. It's amazing, but rare to see it out in a bar. I brewed some last winter. It's always a party favorite.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whiskey sour

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cognac/brandy, 15 years is a minimum. All the whisky-drinking gays won't be able to compete.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      patrician choice

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Water, no level of alcohol consumption is safe for the brain, probably one of the worst drugs and it's accepted as mainstream and I've done some crazy research compounds.

    But if you do want to enjoy a drink of your own volition, a Sazerac or a Old Fashioned are strong but tasteful. Going to a bar to drink and not getting a cocktail is retarded.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i get sparkling water or lemonade in a spirit size glass and pretend im drinking, my boys think im a freak when i wake up fresh lol

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive been sober for 14 months

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't drink at all.
    Ruins your gains and is just gay.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer smoking doinks and then going to the bar and having a drink or two. If they have it, a strong zero/-196.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the best beer to drink for a decent sustained buzz. I'm tired of drinking american cat piss like bud light.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can’t have something too heavy if it’s a marathon not a sprint. I would say Heineken tho

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Titos soda

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bud light or gooness if you want to look manly, but I don't give a fuck about that I drink moscoto, sangria, irish whisky, mike's hard lemonade, any kind of flavored drink. Why eat desert, but not desert alcohol?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    upper middle class: grey goose + water + lime. 69 calories

    sophisticated class: belvedere + water + lime

    dive bar class: kettle one + water + lime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      untouchable upper echelon controlling everything class: air company air vodka + cranberry juice

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best alcohol for passing out? I'm in the middle of quitting weed and can't sleep..

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop being a pussy a drink beer. Only delicate ladymen have to worry about minor hormone fluctuations.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol is one of the most damaging drugs for your body. One of the things that makes alcohol so unique as a drug is the quantity you need to consume to get high from it. No other drug even comes close, most drugs can get you extremely intoxicated with only a few grams, whereas you could drink several ounces of alcohol easily. As a result, it damages just about every part of your body, muscles, bones, brain, kidneys, pancreas, liver, teeth, heart, veins, nerves everything is affected by it and none of it is good. If you drink once a month or something, or maybe just on the holidays, your body will recover, just like it would recover from anything else. But if you drink too much too often (there is a medical definition of heavy alcohol use which I think is like 10+ "drinks" a week), it will do serious damage over time and there can be no doubt that it will negatively affect your health and physical fitness. It's ironic and unbelievable that this is the case considering how accepted and widespread alcohol use is, especially in western countries, but it's true.

    All that said if you want the least estrogenic and gay alcohol it has to be scotch ale or straight whiskey

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only a few grams
      Drugs get you really high with a FRACTION of a gram

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just drink some good old fashioned beer, the less hops the better.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whiskey on the rocks
    Gin and tonic
    Mezcal or tequila shots
    Guinness

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats estrogenic and gay is that you care. Just go drink what you want

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I cut I stop drinking beer and pound ranch waters. Not talking about the canned stuff, just tequila soda water and lime juice. Slimmed down while still getting fucked up. Highly recommend.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you really care for such thing, drink the simplest drinks with the least amount of garbage in them. That would be beer and vodka.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only like sweet liquor or rum & coke

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If ur bar tender cant make a black manhattan or aviation then just order off the cocktail menu

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whiskey/Soda highball
    Wodka with diet Fanta

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I go with screwdrivers cause they're cheap and i like orange juice and am also a polak so vodka
    >inb4 sugary
    yea that hangovers are wicked but that just means i limit myself to 2-3 drinks

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mountain Jack

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