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if you're going to the pub w/ m8s what's the best alcohol to get? the one that's least estrogenic and gay
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All I drink is bourbon
Why not master race single malt scotch?
Gin. Finns put juniper in everything they eat and drink and they're all hypermasculine autistics.
Because unless you live in the UK you're overpaying due to import costs. Bourbon is the American Man's drink, simple as.
I do like gin & tonic, that's a good shout.
Will 2-3 single g&ts affect gains at all? Tonic is 0 calories and gin must be close to 0 calories right?
can't believe I used to knock back 6-7 beers on a weekend, no wonder I began looking like shit.
Tonic is absolutely not 0 calories.
The expensive stuff can be lower calorie, but a heap of tonic waters have a shitload of sugar.
sparkling water is 0cal. tonic is like drinking coke
I don’t care for the taste and bourbon is the only spirit native to America
I never understood people who could have liquor stashes. If it’s there, I’m drinking it
Not everyone is an addict. I dont say that to be mean, but I hope you are careful because things can spin out of control a lot faster than you think
Oh absolutely. I had a raging coke problem (powder then at the end of my using days crack) and without fail, after 3-4 drinks I’d be on the phone to cop. Then I’d drink heavily while using to mitigate the edginess/anxiety, and then I’d drink myself into oblivion on the comedown when I ran out.
It’s a chicken/egg situation with alcohol/cocaine for me so I abstain completely these days
If you have never seen a serious liquor stash then you've never known an alcoholic and I don't think you are missing out
People get so lost in the sauce that they just piss and shit holes into couches without getting up for days and have dead opossums trapped under piles of bottles and rotting refuse in their living rooms
People get so lost in the sauce that their kids commit suicide on Indigenous reservations because their parent is too drunk to take care of them
People get so lost in the sauce that they steal hand sanitizer and mouthwash from gas stations in order to get "drunk" or just huff paint from rags
People get so lost in the sauce that they get behind the wheel and kill children by accent without being able to remember what happened
I think Islam had some points on alcohol, but I know tension with Islam is high in the UK, am just a Christian man myself
The Bible permits drinking, but it advises that kings and rulers should avoid strong drink
kill children by accident*
everyone says "I would never drive drunk" or "I would never do that!" until the only way they can get their fix is to drive drunk to the liquor store, getting their license taken away, then riding a bike drunk to the liquor store anyways
But it's "cool" and "sexy" and "mature" and I am a "nerd" and "puritan" when I just don't feel like drinking any alcohol ever
Okay, call me a nerd, call me a puritan, it's fine, I won't think less of someone for drinking but I know the truth behind this shit
I got pulled over driving drunk as frick one time and got away with it somehow. He gave me a ticket for something (I don’t remember) but it was like turning right on red when I wasn’t supposed to or something and I showed up to court and the cop said anyone who showed up was getting off. I saw my life flash before my eyes when I saw the cherries light up on his car. I had 2 guns on me too. Man that day could have ruined my life
Legal guns? Where were you going where you needed not one but two pieces?
You aren’t supposed to have firearms on you when under the influence but I have my CPL. I always have one in my glovebox I forgot about. I had one on me. No this is not legal, but the government implementing gun free zones isn’t constitutional so it cancels out.
Alcohol is only legal because it has thousands of years of culture attached to it and there would be riots in many parts of the world if it was prohibited. If it was discovered 30 years ago it would be illegal right up there with crack, meth and heroin. It's pure poison and highly addictive, but its legality means that a lot of people underestimate its negative effects. After all, if it was as bad for me as other drugs, the government would make it illegal, right? Wrong
>it's bad because the government say so
>government should ban it, even though mankind literally evolved drinking it
What is holding up your suicide
>it's bad because the government funded studies say so
>the government makes the rules on the safety of drugs
>every other drug is illegal though, because the government says so
Hmmm
Or maybe i should be allowed to ingest whatever the frick i want
Nobody's preventing you from drinking lighter fluid either. You want to do that then you go right ahead but dont get pissy when people point out the extent to which you're damaging your body and brain
>nobody is preventing you
Except when it's an illegal drug, which was my point, moron
alcohol has fried your brain mate
>the government would make it illegal
They actually tried that, would you look at history and see how that went?
It's like the saying, "I'd like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs"
Look how making everything else illegal went. The genie is out of the bottle but criminalizing a public health crisis has been a disaster
>People get so lost in the sauce that their kids commit suicide on Indigenous reservations because their parent is too drunk to take care of them
Man you don't even know the half of it, my dad used to be a real fricking reserve deadbeat and him and his friends, since they didn't have booze, decided to raid the cleaning supplies and make some sort of vile potion to drink.
His kidneys never fully recovered.
Abbos drink methylated spirits
I've developed a taste for bourbon, but where I live in Europe the selection isn't all that great. Sure, there's Bulleit and Four Roses and Maker's Mark, but there's really nobody to discuss higher-end options with.
I'm going to try Heaven's Door, Woodford Reserve and Michter's this year, maybe one of the Whistlepig ones too. Do you have any recommendations?
Darker the bottle the the better usually. Woodford is good for 50$ or so. It’s everywhere here. Anything from Buffalo Trace Distillery is good. Not sure the conversion rate but anything north of 30$ American is usually good enough to drink on the rocks
Seconding this. Woodford and buffalo trace are perfectly fine sippers for a very reasonable price
i drink anything i want. don't be a homosexual brother.
seriously. after a heavy one just fast for 16 hours at least. i went through this phase of monitoring what i drank on a night out and shit. it's bogus. Drink whatever. If you're disciplined then you'll be fine.
vodka wit sprite is my goto, calories, all alcohol is gay though
and literally everything > beer
No alcohol you loser
i guarantee you look like shit lmao.
or don't have the will.
alcohol is a good vehicle for pussy and just hanging out. if you can't hack it then get the frick out of the kitchen
Post body loser
ok lol
rekt him
*bows down*
i bet you cant squat more than 2pl8s
i did that in my first year of training
>I need to drink to get laid
Low t socially anxious homosexual detected
shots of jack
jack and coke
alternatively rum like bacardi and coke
frick anything else
>Drinking shots or liquor so shitty you have to mix it with coke
You’ll change when you get older
>You’ll change when you get older
for the better or worse?
I am older and just quit drinking completely
But then again I've seen hardcore alcoholics ruin their entire lives and nearly die over it, so I have a bad impression of booze honestly
You don’t drink to get drunk and party as hardcore. You drink to relax or maybe have a beer after mowing the lawn or with dinner. You still go out but don’t get drunk as often, especially when you have little kids. You also drink more expensive liquor because you drink less often and the more expensive the liquor generally speaking the less the hangover. Also it tastes better. Much smoother.
I went to Kentucky and nabbed a bunch of bottles I can never find where I live (Colonel EH Taylor, Blantons, Bookers, George Stagg, Kentucky Owl, Bottled in Bond, Blue Note, etc) so I loaded up. Also people get them for me as gifts and such. I’ve also lost 36lbs past 4 months and have been working out hard so drinking less
>the only reason people combine liquor and soda is that they drink shitty liquor
do you eat bread or is making bread just cope for people with shitty flour
its like making a wienertail, it tastes different on purpose
Jack and ginger ale mogs coke, frick your mother
I don't drink anymore, but when I did, it was usually beer
Just the most normal thing to drink at a pub/bar and not super heavy, if you live in the UK by the sound of it then you are blessed with access to true Guinness
If you are hitting five drinks and over in one setting, that's binge drinking, which causes long term brain damage if you make it a habit
But one or a few pints with your bros and you will be fine. If you choose not to be a drinker you will be fine also.
I second beer, as long as you don't drink often it never equals fat. More water content makes the hangover less severe and you can regulate your alcohol levels easier and not over do it
Frick you OP, my dad's an alcoholic.
have a nice day frogBlack folk
Someone hasn't had his daily gallon of whiskey I see.
My dad is an alcoholic and so am i
Red wine and Sprite Zero.
Wine at bars is usually not too good and kept too warm, so I'll get it with ice cubes and sugarfree lemon soda.
If we're going to a bar that does alright wienertails, I'm having the espresso martini, GTO, Moscow Mule.
If we're going somewhere that does fancy wienertails, I'll have some of those.
I really like good wine, liquor and well-made wienertails, and if I'm first drinking, I'm gonna enjoy myself.
tequila because there's not a lot of sugar in the agave plant
Moonshine. Homemade from apples, or prunes
t. Eastern euro
Everclear
Non alcoholic cider, champagne or gin. Non alcoholic heineken is ok too.
I'm particular towards chocolate beers, and wheat beers. If there's mead, that's the best of them all (hard to find).
Liquor usually is only worth it if you buy it yourself and pregame before the bar.
long island ice tea
Will smoke Weed all day over this israeli gainz goblin poison
Not really into liquor anymore, but I do remember liking tequila back when I thought hard liquor was fun. Always a good buzz with mild hangovers for me. Vodka and Gin always give the shittiest hangovers so I avoid those. Honestly my favorite drink is mead. It's amazing, but rare to see it out in a bar. I brewed some last winter. It's always a party favorite.
Whiskey sour
Cognac/brandy, 15 years is a minimum. All the whisky-drinking homosexuals won't be able to compete.
patrician choice
Water, no level of alcohol consumption is safe for the brain, probably one of the worst drugs and it's accepted as mainstream and I've done some crazy research compounds.
But if you do want to enjoy a drink of your own volition, a Sazerac or a Old Fashioned are strong but tasteful. Going to a bar to drink and not getting a wienertail is moronic.
i get sparkling water or lemonade in a spirit size glass and pretend im drinking, my boys think im a freak when i wake up fresh lol
ive been sober for 14 months
Don't drink at all.
Ruins your gains and is just gay.
I prefer smoking doinks and then going to the bar and having a drink or two. If they have it, a strong zero/-196.
what's the best beer to drink for a decent sustained buzz. I'm tired of drinking american cat piss like bud light.
You can’t have something too heavy if it’s a marathon not a sprint. I would say Heineken tho
Titos soda
bud light or gooness if you want to look manly, but I don't give a frick about that I drink moscoto, sangria, irish whisky, mike's hard lemonade, any kind of flavored drink. Why eat desert, but not desert alcohol?
upper middle class: grey goose + water + lime. 69 calories
sophisticated class: belvedere + water + lime
dive bar class: kettle one + water + lime
untouchable upper echelon controlling everything class: air company air vodka + cranberry juice
What's the best alcohol for passing out? I'm in the middle of quitting weed and can't sleep..
Just stop being a pussy a drink beer. Only delicate ladymen have to worry about minor hormone fluctuations.
Alcohol is one of the most damaging drugs for your body. One of the things that makes alcohol so unique as a drug is the quantity you need to consume to get high from it. No other drug even comes close, most drugs can get you extremely intoxicated with only a few grams, whereas you could drink several ounces of alcohol easily. As a result, it damages just about every part of your body, muscles, bones, brain, kidneys, pancreas, liver, teeth, heart, veins, nerves everything is affected by it and none of it is good. If you drink once a month or something, or maybe just on the holidays, your body will recover, just like it would recover from anything else. But if you drink too much too often (there is a medical definition of heavy alcohol use which I think is like 10+ "drinks" a week), it will do serious damage over time and there can be no doubt that it will negatively affect your health and physical fitness. It's ironic and unbelievable that this is the case considering how accepted and widespread alcohol use is, especially in western countries, but it's true.
All that said if you want the least estrogenic and gay alcohol it has to be scotch ale or straight whiskey
>only a few grams
Drugs get you really high with a FRACTION of a gram
just drink some good old fashioned beer, the less hops the better.
Whiskey on the rocks
Gin and tonic
Mezcal or tequila shots
Guinness
Whats estrogenic and gay is that you care. Just go drink what you want
When I cut I stop drinking beer and pound ranch waters. Not talking about the canned stuff, just tequila soda water and lime juice. Slimmed down while still getting fricked up. Highly recommend.
If you really care for such thing, drink the simplest drinks with the least amount of garbage in them. That would be beer and vodka.
I only like sweet liquor or rum & coke
If ur bar tender cant make a black manhattan or aviation then just order off the wienertail menu
Whiskey/Soda highball
Wodka with diet Fanta
I go with screwdrivers cause they're cheap and i like orange juice and am also a polak so vodka
>inb4 sugary
yea that hangovers are wicked but that just means i limit myself to 2-3 drinks
Mountain Jack