Best lifts for getting out of jury duty?

Best lifts for getting out of jury duty?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always get kicked out of jury duty because I wrote "Whoever it is, they're innocent." on some online shit I had to fill out. They always bring it up and I say my opinion hasn't changed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      I wrote on mine that I'm voting innocent no matter what because I don't want to be hunted down by the guy/gal after the get out of jail/prison.

      Never been bothered since.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be american
    >have jury duty
    why

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3rd Worlder struggles with severely reduced judicial duty of Anglo Citizenry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Common law

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a principle of self government. The people have the right to decide who's guilty, and whether or not they should be punished. Non Americans wouldnt understand. I wouldnt expect someone from Her Majesty's Government to understand.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >racism x infinity to failure

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I show up in a suit, and when the lawyer looks at me I just smile and stare at them. They always reject me. Don't really know why.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know the secret way to get out of jury duty
    No. It's not racism

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just tell them I have college classes.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say your racist

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy ways to get out of jury duty:

    "I work with the police on a regular basis"
    "I watch plenty of court TV so I know how this all works"
    "My family works in law enforcement and they cant be wrong, hes guilty"

    If you get called in for selection, while they question you, do not fight it. The judge can make you sit on the jury. I have sit there while a someone threw a tantrum and the judge forced him to show up.

    It is always better to look stupid while being questioned than fight it or make up excuses on why you shouldn't be there. It is always easier to make the attorneys agree that you are too biased/uneducated/unable to be there than it is to plea your case with the judge.

    I do this every 4 years and every time I get called in for selection and the attorneys and judge ask me questions, I make my self look dumber than I am. Has yet to fail me.

    then again I do work with the police every night and have a forensic investigation background so a lot of the time I can tell the truth and they wont select me anyway.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually want to do a jury duty at least once

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't respond or go. They can't prove you received the mail they can only prove someone put it in your mailbox. Shit gets stolen all the time.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I accidentally threw this shit out because I didn't know what it was, am I in trouble?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally all you have to do is say
    >I hate racial minorities, women, gays, and cops
    If the first three arent enough to get the defense to disqualify you, the last one will sure as shit get the prosecution to disqualify you.
    BONUS: Say you're a huge fan of CSI/Law and order and have seen every episode. The prosecution will most certainly disqualify you because those shows skew people's perceptions of what constitutes "beyond a reasonable doubt" in an actual court of law.
    >t. Dated a criminal justice major

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >racism
      then some years from now you have to protect yourself from a jogger and they will bring up court records of you claiming to be racist, them the karens and boomers on the jury will send you to jail because obviously the jogger dindu nuffin, he was a good boy. Dumbass.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just get out of jury duty bro
    >why do criminals keep getting released and good guys go to jail

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mention jury nullification

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not taking the opportunity to put another moron in a cell
    Ngmi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unbelievably based
      It's fucking michigan. It's either a redneck or a moron. Just go do it

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I am not interested in becoming Prime Minister, thanks.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first thing you say is "Is he a black guy?" They'll let you go home.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually had jury duty today, shit was gay and some dude made a scene about being under duress, and you can do this, muh rights.
    >Sir please sit down you're being a homo and no one wants to be here but 'murica
    Dude looked like a real dipshit when there were no jurors needed and everyone got 30 bucks and went home by 12. I literally just read a book for like 3 hours then went to the gym.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1x1 throw envelope in trash

    Simple as.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tell them about your uncle or cousin who's a cop
    they only want impressionable blacks on juries anyway

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be called for jury duty
    >go to the initial meeting
    >ask stupid questions to the judge
    >dont get pickedas jury

    easy honestly

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being picked for jury duty, having an 8/10 chance to put an innocent moron in the slammer, and trying to get out of it...

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non-american here
    Do you get any compensation for jury duty?
    How does your employer react to jury duty summons?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where I live it's 15$ a day but your work has to pay you as if you were going to work

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so basically if you are a contractor you're fucked. So the only people willing to go on jury duty are people with comfy office jobs in giant companies like HR.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pay is shit. Some employers pay you for it, some dont. Pretty sure if you work for the government they have to pay you normally. That's why so many people dont want to do it, they lose their income for participating. And it could take days, weeks even.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate morons x failure

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got one once. i taunted it by wiping my ass with it while wearing jeans outside my house and spat on it. tore it up and littered it into the street letting the wind take it

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them you're prejudiced against all minorities

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