What's your biggest gains goblin? We all have that one thing that keeps us from achieving maximum gains.
Also encouraged in this thread is giving advice to each other how to beat the goblin.
I'll start, for me it's jerking off. Even though I'm married and have a quality sex life I just can't stop.
>married and quality sex life
brother i tell you what your real gains goblin is...
I mean, I don't have an urge to get with anyone else I'm just horny all the time.
>your phone
zoom zoom
do people really use IST on their phone nowadays?
I'm at work shitposting on my phone.
What you gonna do about this?
I literally only use IST on my phone, why would I log onto a computer to talk to you morons when I can do it in bed with my wiener out
Who sits at a desk to use IST that's pathetic
Not wanting to get a chubby face
I have a problem with porn. It has affected every aspect of my life. I'm still riding tho. I ride till I die
>go outside in America
>get shot by honor roll honor student with 50k+ student scholarship awards who also dindu nuffin and was going for a jog to xer SUV
T-thanks Jesus
Work, I don't know why we put up with this unironic slavery.
>lmao bro like just don't play the game
>lol bro just be homeless and raped to death by a pack of astronauts and scientists and doctors
digits and Israel burns to the ground
Kek nice get
Raped by astronauts.. Jessie what the frick are you on about?
Also check'em.
>I just can't stop.
why
General horniness I guess. Or maybe it's a force of habit? Used to masterbate a lot when I was single.
It's probably not robbing you of any significant amount of gains anyway.
Alcohol by far. Both for preventing muscle gains because I won't lift if I'm hungover and because it's the primary reason for me putting on fat. I spent my whole 20s getting drunk and didn't lift because I was busy being drunk or hungover.
Now I drink less and at the moment cancer is the gains goblin because surgery interrupted my lifting which fricked the consistency I had been building for the last year. And now there's chemo soon so I end up just doing nothing and putting all my self improvement on hold for several months.
Damn bro, sorry to hear that. Is the cancer drinking related?
Not as far as I know. Now the treatment seems to be successful so it's most likely just going to end up being a huge inconvenience.
Good to hear you're getting better brother. Dying would be pretty cringe, I want to see you post more shitposts
Good thing you’re doing good bro. Cancer sucks and it’s gay. Kick its ass.
Does chemo help with weight loss? Maybe you can pull mad pussy like in 50/50.
Medical school. For the most part I have the summer off with one summer class and a full time job, but I am trying to learn to fit lifting in my life before the fall so I can balance everything.
every 3-4 months i get really depressed about my progress and think that i've made it and don't want to work any more. last year i was down from 190ish to 160. then i slacked off/maintained from sept-december and lost again from 160-140. that's been about 5 months now and this last month i've just maintained. it's hard to muster up the discipline that i had over the past few months but i don't want to get lazy and gain it all back again either. plus i know there is more progress to be made.
Job, by far.
It's so stressful (therefore killing my appetite) and time consuming. I don't get enough sleep because of it, it makes me skip meals and I preform worse at the gym because of exhaustion.
Quit your job, become a mercenary
The thing is being jobless makes me feel even worse.
How to afford gym, food, supplements etc?
being a busker?
better to be the man with the monkey instead of the monkey
>fed prints money because lol money
>fed give money to banks
>banks scam people giving them illusory money for debt slavery
>people own nothing
>work for people who work for banks
>everything you do is meaningless and has zero value
>trying to escape is literally illegal
I used to be a normal person, until I realized I was an NPC slave.
A job of any kind.
NEET + roids is the only way.
how do I NEET max?
It's easier to get a job than to get neetbux here in Sweden
what are the least israeli jobs in sweden?
It all seems pretty israeli. It's very difficult to get into any trade unless you majored in that trade in high school, a master's is worth about as much as a bachelor's in the USA and most jobs you can get without a degree have extremely limited opportunities for advancement.
Food isn't calorie dense enough. It would be easy if things just had three times as much energy for the volume.
My fricking shit girlfriend constantly trying to frick with my god damn diet.
Unironically my gf. I broke up with her 3 days ago and she will not leave me alone. She keeps sending me messages from a fake ig account and she even send me a fricking email. I don’t know what to do. Blocking her doesn’t work
Tell her you'll get back with her for 500 dollars
ME