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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just pop it like you would a pimple

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just stick a needle in your butthole bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had one like nearly an inch in and it thankfully chilled out after a week and never came back.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MY CORNHOLE IS SO ITCHYY AAAAAAAAA

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've had chronically reoccuring hoids for over 15 years. Just fricking shove some cream or suppositories inside and carry on

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        0$

        this is how much trannies pay to occupy your headspace 24/7

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's calling you a homosexual. Which you are.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is wrong with your ass dude, my boyfriend fricks me every day several times and i never had an hemorrhoid.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Man gays are degenerate

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And yet they're all stronger than you

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >drinks metamucil
    >path is cleared
    got any more brain busters

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fix your diet and you'll stop getting hemorrhoids.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What in the diet causes them ? I heard most are from either sitting too much or lifting too heavy ?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that gets you bad shit.
        If it's hard, it can rip your butthole by itself. You can also do it if you have to make force to push it out. Lastly, if you have to shit for longer than 5 minutes, that can cause hemorrhoids too. Diarrhea is another level and cause shit ton of problems including hemorrhoids.

        Tldr eat more fiber and drink more water.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can lead a perfect lifestyle and have a perfect diet and still get the knots. Strictly speaking, hemorrhoids aren't a disease or a trauma, it's a consequence of the natural flaws in the human anatomy. Kind of like cancer, sometimes our cells just spontaneously become tumorous. Obviously being a fatass or shitting bricks will expose those flaws faster, but no one is safe.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >You can lead a perfect lifestyle and have a perfect diet and still get the knots
          Wrong. Hemorrhoids are dilated nerves from high pressure straining. If you eat a perfect diet and live a perfect lifestyle (dont put things in your butt) this will not happen

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. Hemorrhoids are inevitable like cancer or ringworm. Everyone gets then eventually.

            The dudes getting defensive in here are insecure about their barnacles. Too afraid to put Preparation H in their ass because they might enjoy the cooling sensation.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine thinking this lol wow

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine having such a b***h low weight squat you don't occasionally overpressure your ass driving the weight up. What's it like being a femboy, homosexual?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This sucks. How do you even put in your squat plug?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I never had hemeroids. Are the internal or external the painful ones?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In my case the external ones. They only hurt like hell when i have diarrhea for some reason

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I once thought I had a hemorrhoid but it turns out my shits were just harder than usual and slowly wore at my butthole. I started taking lactulose syrup 2x a week and it went away.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    use more lube next time. also tell him to be gentler next time yall go at it

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    once got a perianal hematoma from deadlifting (probably) and i only noticed when wiping. didn't itch or anything but i still had a doctor look at it (because i didn't know what it was).
    >did you do any heavy lifting recently?
    >a lot
    >heavier than usual?
    >always

    never any hemorrhoids, though. i suspect i was clenching my butthole holding in a fart because there were girls around. next time i'll just let it rip before i blow out a blood vessel in my ass again.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this photo makes me horny

    Brb rubbing my pink hole lmao

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > Fig. 1: Diagram of the actual diameter of OP's butthole
    Post benis

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