*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

>"Those are indeed some impressive muscles you've cultivated, anon....but they are forfeit against my blade."

how do you respond

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thank him for being so based and blessing me with his presence.
    I then ask him to teach me the ways of the blade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if you had the skill of the blade AND the musculature of a ISTizen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ya imagine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine if you had the skill of the blade AND the musculature of a ISTizen.

        You don't have to imagine, it's literally in the picture OP posted.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The only answer

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jab, straight, left hook

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      use a barbell to beat him into a pulp

      I will simply contract my muscles the instant you cut into them thus catching your blade before it penetrates deeper
      then I kick you in the nuts

      *dodges*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        'Tis true
        >draw's 1911 and fires two to the body, one to the head just like I trained for
        Nothing personal, kid.

        kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        after that he says
        >well, you made me use 5% of my power

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AHAHHAHH

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Foolish

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dodge
        Clearly a substitution jutsu

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hayai!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I kneel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's with the tree trunk?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Substitution jutsu

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you even ninga?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would an Earth style ninjutsu help him dodge?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          its obviously the substitution jutsu

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw I was this kid growing up
        Good fucking God my parents were shit. I refuse to have kids out of fear of spreading these autism genes on and rish birthing a Chrischan.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        impossibru

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        N-NANI!?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I kneel, Shisho. Teach me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        B-BAKANA!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jabbing in a street fight
      I hope you meant "left straight", brainlet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jab in a street fight
      Redneck with no skil would murder you on the street retard ahahahahaha

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    use a barbell to beat him into a pulp

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will simply contract my muscles the instant you cut into them thus catching your blade before it penetrates deeper
    then I kick you in the nuts

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I settle for a warriors death and assume the war gay stance

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore him and continue walking ofc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao wtf what is this it's kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One punch man

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never seen a teletubbie in one punch man

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            his name is Black Sperm

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one punch man webcomic, badly drawn but soulful vs the well-drawn but soulless manga they made after. The author has basically dropped it nowadays but it's long enough already, would recommend

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/D0howTM.jpg

          Just ignore the manga, the webcomic is much better

          based IST webcomic chads

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >soulless manga
          You must be out your damn mind

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The manga's art is inhumanly good
          You can put a magnifying glass up to it and see extra details
          You can't diss it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The art is good but the redraws are bullshit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just ignore the manga, the webcomic is much better

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do I achieve Saitama mode?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            100 push ups, 100 sit ups 10km every day

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You forgot 100 squats, NGMI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tatsumaki sisters?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    run away

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*unsheathes katana*

    Another skinny little whelp who’s been ignoring his training…I’ll be having my way with you when I’ve won.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And here I thought the katana was a onehanded weapon, luckily this guy who definitly knows how to wield it helped me correct my mistaken beliefs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >luckily this guy who definitly knows how to wield it helped me correct my mistaken beliefs
        foolishness anon, foolishness

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kino

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is a saber, you can do whatever the fuck you want with it, even dual wield it if you want.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's usually a two handed weapon, but smaller ones can be used single handed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*holds up finger*
      Ah-ah-ah, since when were you under the impression that your blade can pierce my skin, let alone my musculature?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    strip naked and enquire if the conflict is really worth the risk.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i start powering up.
    >HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont make me stuff you into the lockers again david

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, finally. A worthy opponent.
    Now I can go all out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s cool that his move set is listed on the right

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spat out my drink

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You cheeky bastard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But seriously, what the fuck is "perfect storm"?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you would know you'd be dead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scottsdale rapes, missing kid and perfect storm sound like finisher moves.

        Suspect confession sounds like a mercy move

        And teachers arrested sounds like he would say "kid, you're so weak that they'll have your teachers arrested for letting someone of your caliber pass"

        Missing kid: when I'm done with this move, your friends will all think you're just some missing kid

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Suspect confession would be something that stuns or terrorizes while not completely draining HP. It could be used out of battle as a way of getting around a speech check

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Winrar

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I kneel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao at all the newfags replying to this who think it’s an original post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahaha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/jeAVGpm.jpg

        [...]
        [...]
        *dodges*

        Lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Classic, historic even

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy FUCK, newfags exposed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude is so fucking kino its hard to hate him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F
      https://www.lakeconews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=47777:authorities-identify-clearlake-man-who-drowned-after-falling-from-kayak&catid=1:latest&Itemid=197
      No matter how strong you become, never underestimate nature, bros.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RIP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        F

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the team made a dive looking for Jacintho but only found a tree that on the sonar resembled a body with the arms up
        Lol

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/jeAVGpm.jpg

          [...]
          [...]
          *dodges*

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            IT'S REAL

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he was taking a 16 year old girl to train her on an island 3 miles away
        That gust of wind either saved her from getting mega raped or it was a HAARP agent that killed her beloved sensei and she's spent the last 6 years honing her skills to get revenge.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >saved her from getting mega raped
          >implying he'd have to rape her
          Swordsmen get mad pussy, combine that with the hot for teacher effect and she would be head over heels for her sensei

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >As Jacintho was trying to get to the kayak, he yelled “No!” and disappeared under the water, based on the teenager’s report to authorities, Brooks said.
        Kino

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lmao

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          LEL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guy actually doesn't have it sheathed upside down like 95% of weebs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sheathing blade facing downwards is the based way. Blade upwards is for gloriusnippon and weebs.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he does. Look again.
        He is a superior weeb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TFW I can hear the Samurai Jack theme behind this gif

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Scottsdale Rapes
      I love this city and remember when this happened, was dope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >F
      Wear a life jacket when boating anons, even if you think you're a strong swimmer. unexpectedly falling into open water is very different from choosing to do some laps at the pool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Scottsdale Rapes
      I love this city and remember when this happened, was dope.

      Wait those are actually part of the news clip? HAHAHAHHAHA

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I flex at the exact moment his blade makes contact with my body, performing a perfect parry. I then proceed to give him an atomic wedgie and make out with his crush (flexing the whole time of course).

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take out my willy
    >Nani?!!?
    You feeling tough whip yours oit moron lets see whose bigger

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how do you respond
    By sending you back to the Black Castle Catacombs!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i know who will i call when the ice blocks attack.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Duplicate file exists
      BASED

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Whats up with his hand? Or glitch?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Þungur hnífur.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Þessi hnífur Á AÐ vera þungur

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sbeak ameriggan yuropoooor :DD

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I didn't also study the blade
    >*use my superior physique and teleports behind him*

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he needs weapons

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I immediately begin raping him.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He does have a point. Not going to take any chances. getting the hell outa there

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Those are indeed some impressive muscles you've cultivated, anon....but they are forfeit against my bl-

    BANG

    Fixed. The fact that I have muscles doesn't mean that I don't have a gun with me. Next time, also train the art of DOOOODGE

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>"Those are indeed some impressive muscles you've cultivated, anon....but they are forfeit against my blade."
    >how do you respond

    "Ah yes, but your Sword is useless against the Ancient Martial Art of Click-Pow! Tought to meby my grandfather!"
    *pulls out Glock17*

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it 2008

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean he's not wrong, a guy with a sword has the odds in his favor when fighting a guy who's barehanded.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you wanna talk like a fuckin zip, we'll send you to slip and fall school

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A sword is a piece of metal. You need muscles to swing it around and even more so if you're planning to force it through something.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats such a cool blade, unironically

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like a mix between the buster sword in ff7 and the sword in advent children but I could be full of shit

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh we have a tough guy here huh ....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FlNIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords’v Heh,,,, easy .....

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "No recoil then"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real answer

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Flexs a 'cep
    >"heh, you shouldn't have brought a sword to a gun fight"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good move for a genin. That doesn't make it less foolish of you to stand in my path. I have done things you couldn't imagine to develop powers you couldn't comprehend. You are now trapped in my genjutsu where I will torture you for the next 72 hours.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a blade too

    what now, bitch

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >.but they are forfeit against my blade."

    Yes but my "blade" has already impregnated a hundred women. If i die today it is with victory virgin.

    But to be quite honest why arnt most of IST also IST?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *strikes his powerpoints*
    Hokuto Shin Ken has a 2000 year history as the dominant martial arts style and will not lose to the likes of you. Omae wa mou, shindeiru

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how do you respond
    If you actually knew how to use a sword you'd have a decent fucking body instead of being thinner than a toothpick.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Nice try, but my life is a joke, so I'm obviously a gag character. There's no way you can win. Step aside"

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this isn't your answer, you're not IST enough.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*easily parries slugglish buster sword and runs you through*
    Nothing personnel, moron lover.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >N-Nani!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/olNIeql.gif

      >N-Nani!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anyone got any more gutsanon? how do I into gutsing?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have heavy metal rod, swing it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          here ya go

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/xA4Yp0e.jpg

        have heavy metal rod, swing it

        https://i.imgur.com/yUF58EJ.jpg

        here ya go

        I was waiting for based Guts larper

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >people think you larp as guts
          at least it's not "darksouls"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is completely unrelated though
        The sword in the op would allow a hit in from a faster, lighter blade such as that pic, and stone the guy in the OP is lanky then he's die from one slash.
        That blade has an advantage over the other one.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Basé, Mon Cher français

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Str>dex

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I won't let you win.

    Not again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a really nice katana you've got there. If only I knew what katana means. Any fluent Japanese speakers in the room?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it means japanese sword

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you, samurai-cop.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
    Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
    Where is the hand on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
    Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
    They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
    The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
    Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning,
    Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >train how you fight.webm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah you’re finally awake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's too short to be a katana

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DEATH!!!!!!

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loudly say "NO THANKS NOT INTERESTED" and keep walking

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SELF DEFENSE SITUATION

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    U GOT A LOISENCE FOR DAT MA'E? GOIN TA NEED TA REPORT YA TO AUFERITEES FOR CONFISCASHION SORRAY

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bench press him

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >During the search Jacintho's kayak also was recovered. Brooks said it had two samurai swords – also known as katanas – strapped to it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they belong in a museum

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch his arm wobble as he tries to hold it out and I violently shit myself because I over proteined today and was on my way to the John

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pull out a gun and empty the entire clip into his dumbass.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're leaking bro

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >breathe in
    >flex anterior deltoids, puff out pectoralis major then minor
    >LOOKS LIKE THE RODEO'S IN TOWN
    >bend at waist, flex quads
    >don't forget to breath
    >HAHA
    >point at sword
    >THE RODEO, HAHA
    >step back
    >flex calves
    >breathe
    >long exhale
    >HAHA, SO LIKE GO ON DATE
    >flex biceps
    >SAY YES OR
    >breathe

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fun ends here: any rapier will fuck you up katana and 2handed morons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You dont get i frames irl dex chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *stabs you with 2m long 2hander*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spear beats all
      and halberd if armor is involved
      your little rapier doesn't stand a chance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try that embroidery junk on me and I guarantee the situation will get a lot rapier

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *extends staff and does a flourish followed with a action pose*
    >"You are ten years too early to take me on"
    >"This shall be a lesson that will be etched in your body as I am unsure you will remember it once we are through"
    15 years of training with staffs and sticks including padding up for full contact sparing. Plus I am actually in shape with decent cardio, speed, and strength.
    Yeah, I like my odds.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Violent anal sex then dying instantly from monkeypoz

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your blade skills are inferior. Come at me, I'll break your puny blade in two with my hands

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By using my muscles to take his "blade" and then decapitate him... Except I stop at the last moment and he claims a life debt to me and I force him to get swole.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God do i love chuunies

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have no chance against my karate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yujiro is definitely more thicc

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would start to undres him, but in a straight way

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It surprizes me how theyre so casual about it. "Welp, time to go." Only 2 women seem to get upset.

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    man why are there no female chunnies that would be so fucking hot

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ler us cross our blades and later let us embrace each other
    >No homo

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >heh, too easy

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Your swords are strong, yet your jaws are weak...

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    *Teleports behind you*
    Nothing personnel kid
    Drops lmao 4pl8 on his neck
    Eat his body for protein then start deadlifting the blood covered bar

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