*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

>"Those are indeed some impressive muscles you've cultivated, anon....but they are forfeit against my blade."

how do you respond

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thank him for being so based and blessing me with his presence.
    I then ask him to teach me the ways of the blade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if you had the skill of the blade AND the musculature of a ISTizen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ya imagine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine if you had the skill of the blade AND the musculature of a ISTizen.

        You don't have to imagine, it's literally in the picture OP posted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only answer

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jab, straight, left hook

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      use a barbell to beat him into a pulp

      I will simply contract my muscles the instant you cut into them thus catching your blade before it penetrates deeper
      then I kick you in the nuts

      *dodges*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        'Tis true
        >draw's 1911 and fires two to the body, one to the head just like I trained for
        Nothing personal, kid.

        kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        after that he says
        >well, you made me use 5% of my power

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          AHAHHAHH

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Foolish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dodge
        Clearly a substitution jutsu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hayai!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I kneel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's with the tree trunk?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Substitution jutsu

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you even ninga?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would an Earth style ninjutsu help him dodge?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its obviously the substitution jutsu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw I was this kid growing up
        Good fricking God my parents were shit. I refuse to have kids out of fear of spreading these autism genes on and rish birthing a Chrischan.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        impossibru

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        N-NANI!?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I kneel, Shisho. Teach me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        B-BAKANA!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >jabbing in a street fight
      I hope you meant "left straight", brainlet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >jab in a street fight
      Redneck with no skil would murder you on the street moron ahahahahaha

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    use a barbell to beat him into a pulp

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will simply contract my muscles the instant you cut into them thus catching your blade before it penetrates deeper
    then I kick you in the nuts

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I settle for a warriors death and assume the war homosexual stance

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore him and continue walking ofc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao wtf what is this it's kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One punch man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I never seen a teletubbie in one punch man

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            his name is Black Sperm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        one punch man webcomic, badly drawn but soulful vs the well-drawn but soulless manga they made after. The author has basically dropped it nowadays but it's long enough already, would recommend

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/D0howTM.jpg

          Just ignore the manga, the webcomic is much better

          based IST webcomic chads

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >soulless manga
          You must be out your damn mind

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The manga's art is inhumanly good
          You can put a magnifying glass up to it and see extra details
          You can't diss it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The art is good but the redraws are bullshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just ignore the manga, the webcomic is much better

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How do I achieve Saitama mode?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            100 push ups, 100 sit ups 10km every day

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You forgot 100 squats, NGMI

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tatsumaki sisters?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    run away

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*unsheathes katana*

    Another skinny little whelp who’s been ignoring his training…I’ll be having my way with you when I’ve won.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And here I thought the katana was a onehanded weapon, luckily this guy who definitly knows how to wield it helped me correct my mistaken beliefs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >luckily this guy who definitly knows how to wield it helped me correct my mistaken beliefs
        foolishness anon, foolishness

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kino

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is a saber, you can do whatever the frick you want with it, even dual wield it if you want.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's usually a two handed weapon, but smaller ones can be used single handed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >*holds up finger*
      Ah-ah-ah, since when were you under the impression that your blade can pierce my skin, let alone my musculature?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    strip naked and enquire if the conflict is really worth the risk.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i start powering up.
    >HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dont make me stuff you into the lockers again david

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, finally. A worthy opponent.
    Now I can go all out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s cool that his move set is listed on the right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spat out my drink

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You cheeky bastard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But seriously, what the frick is "perfect storm"?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you would know you'd be dead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Scottsdale rapes, missing kid and perfect storm sound like finisher moves.

        Suspect confession sounds like a mercy move

        And teachers arrested sounds like he would say "kid, you're so weak that they'll have your teachers arrested for letting someone of your caliber pass"

        Missing kid: when I'm done with this move, your friends will all think you're just some missing kid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Suspect confession would be something that stuns or terrorizes while not completely draining HP. It could be used out of battle as a way of getting around a speech check

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Winrar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I kneel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao at all the newbies replying to this who think it’s an original post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahaha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/jeAVGpm.jpg

        [...]
        [...]
        *dodges*

        Lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Classic, historic even

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy FRICK, newbies exposed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dude is so fricking kino its hard to hate him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      F
      https://www.lakeconews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=47777:authorities-identify-clearlake-man-who-drowned-after-falling-from-kayak&catid=1:latest&Itemid=197
      No matter how strong you become, never underestimate nature, bros.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        RIP

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        F

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the team made a dive looking for Jacintho but only found a tree that on the sonar resembled a body with the arms up
        Lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/jeAVGpm.jpg

          [...]
          [...]
          *dodges*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            IT'S REAL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he was taking a 16 year old girl to train her on an island 3 miles away
        That gust of wind either saved her from getting mega raped or it was a HAARP agent that killed her beloved sensei and she's spent the last 6 years honing her skills to get revenge.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >saved her from getting mega raped
          >implying he'd have to rape her
          Swordsmen get mad pussy, combine that with the hot for teacher effect and she would be head over heels for her sensei

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >As Jacintho was trying to get to the kayak, he yelled “No!” and disappeared under the water, based on the teenager’s report to authorities, Brooks said.
        Kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          LEL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guy actually doesn't have it sheathed upside down like 95% of weebs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sheathing blade facing downwards is the based way. Blade upwards is for gloriusnippon and weebs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he does. Look again.
        He is a superior weeb.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TFW I can hear the Samurai Jack theme behind this gif

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Scottsdale Rapes
      I love this city and remember when this happened, was dope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      F

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >F
      Wear a life jacket when boating anons, even if you think you're a strong swimmer. unexpectedly falling into open water is very different from choosing to do some laps at the pool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Scottsdale Rapes
      I love this city and remember when this happened, was dope.

      Wait those are actually part of the news clip? HAHAHAHHAHA

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I flex at the exact moment his blade makes contact with my body, performing a perfect parry. I then proceed to give him an atomic wedgie and make out with his crush (flexing the whole time of course).

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    take out my willy
    >Nani?!!?
    You feeling tough whip yours oit Black person lets see whose bigger

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >how do you respond
    By sending you back to the Black Castle Catacombs!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i know who will i call when the ice blocks attack.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Duplicate file exists
      BASED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whats up with his hand? Or glitch?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Þungur hnífur.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Þessi hnífur Á AÐ vera þungur

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sbeak ameriggan yuropoooor :DD

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I didn't also study the blade
    >*use my superior physique and teleports behind him*

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he needs weapons

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I immediately begin raping him.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He does have a point. Not going to take any chances. getting the hell outa there

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Those are indeed some impressive muscles you've cultivated, anon....but they are forfeit against my bl-

    BANG

    Fixed. The fact that I have muscles doesn't mean that I don't have a gun with me. Next time, also train the art of DOOOODGE

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>"Those are indeed some impressive muscles you've cultivated, anon....but they are forfeit against my blade."
    >how do you respond

    "Ah yes, but your Sword is useless against the Ancient Martial Art of Click-Pow! Tought to meby my grandfather!"
    *pulls out Glock17*

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is it 2008

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean he's not wrong, a guy with a sword has the odds in his favor when fighting a guy who's barehanded.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you wanna talk like a frickin zip, we'll send you to slip and fall school

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A sword is a piece of metal. You need muscles to swing it around and even more so if you're planning to force it through something.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thats such a cool blade, unironically

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like a mix between the buster sword in ff7 and the sword in advent children but I could be full of shit

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh we have a tough guy here huh ....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FlNIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords’v Heh,,,, easy .....

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "No recoil then"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The real answer

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Flexs a 'cep
    >"heh, you shouldn't have brought a sword to a gun fight"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good move for a genin. That doesn't make it less foolish of you to stand in my path. I have done things you couldn't imagine to develop powers you couldn't comprehend. You are now trapped in my genjutsu where I will torture you for the next 72 hours.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got a blade too

    what now, b***h

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >.but they are forfeit against my blade."

    Yes but my "blade" has already impregnated a hundred women. If i die today it is with victory virgin.

    But to be quite honest why arnt most of IST also /k/?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *strikes his powerpoints*
    Hokuto Shin Ken has a 2000 year history as the dominant martial arts style and will not lose to the likes of you. Omae wa mou, shindeiru

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >how do you respond
    If you actually knew how to use a sword you'd have a decent fricking body instead of being thinner than a toothpick.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Nice try, but my life is a joke, so I'm obviously a gag character. There's no way you can win. Step aside"

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If this isn't your answer, you're not IST enough.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*easily parries slugglish buster sword and runs you through*
    Nothing personnel, Black person lover.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >N-Nani!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/olNIeql.gif

      >N-Nani!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anyone got any more gutsanon? how do I into gutsing?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          have heavy metal rod, swing it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          here ya go

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/xA4Yp0e.jpg

        have heavy metal rod, swing it

        https://i.imgur.com/yUF58EJ.jpg

        here ya go

        I was waiting for based Guts larper

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >people think you larp as guts
          at least it's not "darksouls"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That is completely unrelated though
        The sword in the op would allow a hit in from a faster, lighter blade such as that pic, and stone the guy in the OP is lanky then he's die from one slash.
        That blade has an advantage over the other one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Basé, Mon Cher français

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Str>dex

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I won't let you win.

    Not again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a really nice katana you've got there. If only I knew what katana means. Any fluent Japanese speakers in the room?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it means japanese sword

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you, samurai-cop.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
    Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
    Where is the hand on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
    Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
    They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
    The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
    Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning,
    Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >train how you fight.webm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ah you’re finally awake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's too short to be a katana

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DEATH!!!!!!

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loudly say "NO THANKS NOT INTERESTED" and keep walking

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SELF DEFENSE SITUATION

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    U GOT A LOISENCE FOR DAT MA'E? GOIN TA NEED TA REPORT YA TO AUFERITEES FOR CONFISCASHION SORRAY

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bench press him

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >During the search Jacintho's kayak also was recovered. Brooks said it had two samurai swords – also known as katanas – strapped to it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they belong in a museum

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watch his arm wobble as he tries to hold it out and I violently shit myself because I over proteined today and was on my way to the John

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pull out a gun and empty the entire clip into his dumbass.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're leaking bro

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >breathe in
    >flex anterior deltoids, puff out pectoralis major then minor
    >LOOKS LIKE THE RODEO'S IN TOWN
    >bend at waist, flex quads
    >don't forget to breath
    >HAHA
    >point at sword
    >THE RODEO, HAHA
    >step back
    >flex calves
    >breathe
    >long exhale
    >HAHA, SO LIKE GO ON DATE
    >flex biceps
    >SAY YES OR
    >breathe

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the fun ends here: any rapier will frick you up katana and 2handed Black folk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You dont get i frames irl dex troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *stabs you with 2m long 2hander*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      spear beats all
      and halberd if armor is involved
      your little rapier doesn't stand a chance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      try that embroidery junk on me and I guarantee the situation will get a lot rapier

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *extends staff and does a flourish followed with a action pose*
    >"You are ten years too early to take me on"
    >"This shall be a lesson that will be etched in your body as I am unsure you will remember it once we are through"
    15 years of training with staffs and sticks including padding up for full contact sparing. Plus I am actually in shape with decent cardio, speed, and strength.
    Yeah, I like my odds.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Violent anal sex then dying instantly from monkeypoz

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your blade skills are inferior. Come at me, I'll break your puny blade in two with my hands

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By using my muscles to take his "blade" and then decapitate him... Except I stop at the last moment and he claims a life debt to me and I force him to get swole.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God do i love chuunies

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have no chance against my karate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yujiro is definitely more thicc

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would start to undres him, but in a straight way

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It surprizes me how theyre so casual about it. "Welp, time to go." Only 2 women seem to get upset.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    man why are there no female chunnies that would be so fricking hot

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ler us cross our blades and later let us embrace each other
    >No homo

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >heh, too easy

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your swords are strong, yet your jaws are weak...

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *Teleports behind you*
    Nothing personnel kid
    Drops lmao 4pl8 on his neck
    Eat his body for protein then start deadlifting the blood covered bar

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