imagine coming home from work and this is what your gf is doing as she waits by the front door. i would forget all the stress i got from work that day if she did this
I had the reverse happen to me. I told this tinder b***h to come to my place and to wait for me to open the door while fully naked. She did. She also started crying when I face fricked her and was a total fricking whacko, but hey. A good story to tell.
>start attending yoga classes >literally all sloppy fat prostitutes, old women and unironic homosexuals
I live in California too. WTF bros i've been duped.
This. All these bros telling us how hot cali girls are forget that California is fat as frick. Go to Minnesota or Wisconsin for fit girls. California is full of obese spic-Black folk man.
I grew up in IL and the girls there were ISTer despite the Mid West having the obese stereotype. Minnesota sounds nice tho.
Where in California? Most of Cali is full of lardasses. It wasn't until I moved to OC that I started seeing beautiful women and muscular people regularly. There's still a lot of lardasses though.
Bay Area, like 30 mins away from SF. I went to school at UCLA and the girls there were literal dimes but I never ventured off campus most my time there.
Bro, the bay area is where all the leftist bullshit comes from. You got the HAES, fitness is oppressive, and all that crap from there. Unless you're gay or a child you won't find attractive women there. A cousin in law of mine is pretty fit, unironically hot, was a chad jock in hs, and still ended up with a lardass.
Probably hard to find enough twenty-somethings in more suburban areas, but in the city I'd bet any of the young girls you find are irreversibly tainted by radically leftist ideas
East Bay would be good for cougars
Little farther south if you're into Asians
South Bay might be alright for girls in tech fields
But I personally would have zero hope for finding anything decent in Oakland or SF
Utah, however (not too shill and bring any more California refugees), has an astounding population of beautiful people
>leftist bullshit
Pretty much. All the memes you find on IST of color-haired SJW women usually come from my neck of the woods kek. I'm getting into Tech so I have to stay in the area for a while but i'm looking forward to the day I break free from this swamp.
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Microsoft and Google also have workplaces in Irvine.
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If I can get accepted to either one of those companies, i'll be a very very happy man. I start applying in Spr 2023
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>working for CIA-funded intelligence/propaganda operations
that's gonna be a yikes from me anon
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looks good on a resume tho
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Bro 98% of companies all funnel back to the same 3 entities. And I have to pay the rent, I didn't choose this life.
Probably hard to find enough twenty-somethings in more suburban areas, but in the city I'd bet any of the young girls you find are irreversibly tainted by radically leftist ideas
East Bay would be good for cougars
Little farther south if you're into Asians
South Bay might be alright for girls in tech fields
But I personally would have zero hope for finding anything decent in Oakland or SF
Utah, however (not too shill and bring any more California refugees), has an astounding population of beautiful people
>california is full of fat people, you should go to the midwest for fit girls
as someone who has lived in both places, literally what fricking planet are you living on?
Not him but in the cities I've found that women are slimmer and white in KC compared to Cali these days. >F
NOT the case in the Midwest in small towns but like bigger cities and college towns of course.
Where in California? Most of Cali is full of lardasses. It wasn't until I moved to OC that I started seeing beautiful women and muscular people regularly. There's still a lot of lardasses though.
This. All these bros telling us how hot cali girls are forget that California is fat as frick. Go to Minnesota or Wisconsin for fit girls. California is full of obese spic-Black folk man.
Where in California? Most of Cali is full of lardasses. It wasn't until I moved to OC that I started seeing beautiful women and muscular people regularly. There's still a lot of lardasses though.
Florida has the hottest women in america in my opinion
Arizona for me, young college girls from all over and hot milfs from all over, a little something for everyone out here. >the answer is objectively 4231 b t w
>college girls
oh yeah, thats true. Florida has at least 3 unis and several state colleges. This along with beaches, springs, and the year long hot weather also attracts the young women and hot milfs.
The milfs though like to bully me, dont know why they dont just talk to me instead of getting my attention through bully tactics
And they might be the hottest, but also not the easiest. College girls are usually fricking the Chads in their classes, frat boys, etc. bawds in Florida/CA literally walk around waiting for a stranger to buy them a drink and frick them. It's a different ball game.
Arizona for me, young college girls from all over and hot milfs from all over, a little something for everyone out here. >the answer is objectively 4231 b t w
https://i.imgur.com/v7WeP2T.jpg
yoga teaches women to be prostitutes so I'm ok with it
Being deadass rn. My sister took me to her yoga class with her. Shes been asking for weeks and I have in and said yeah cause it made her so happy. She told me to use the mat behind her so I could copy her forms if I got lost. She’s really pretty and blonde but bros I was not prepared.
Like she’s got a big butt yeah, and yeah I’ve jerked off to her insta pics sometimes, felt guilty after but no harm done. But I get on the mat behind her and she stretched out like in OP pic, cow pose I think it’s called. Holy shit her ass is fricking insane. She got the thinnest leggings and I could see everything, no panties either. And she’s a skinny woman so her ass really pops out at you. I got a boner so hard it was unreal. And it smelled so fricking good like pure sex. I unloaded into my pants halfway through. Just busted hands free while staring at her ass.
It was tough work yoga aint easy. She was so happy and talked to me nonstop whole way back to our place we own. I’m so ashamed but she signed me up again for her next class
yoga teaches women to be prostitutes so I'm ok with it
mirin those forearm veins
imagine coming home from work and this is what your gf is doing as she waits by the front door. i would forget all the stress i got from work that day if she did this
I had the reverse happen to me. I told this tinder b***h to come to my place and to wait for me to open the door while fully naked. She did. She also started crying when I face fricked her and was a total fricking whacko, but hey. A good story to tell.
>start attending yoga classes
>literally all sloppy fat prostitutes, old women and unironic homosexuals
I live in California too. WTF bros i've been duped.
This. All these bros telling us how hot cali girls are forget that California is fat as frick. Go to Minnesota or Wisconsin for fit girls. California is full of obese spic-Black folk man.
I’m sorry homie did you just tell them to go to the Midwest for fit women?
I grew up in IL and the girls there were ISTer despite the Mid West having the obese stereotype. Minnesota sounds nice tho.
Bay Area, like 30 mins away from SF. I went to school at UCLA and the girls there were literal dimes but I never ventured off campus most my time there.
Bro, the bay area is where all the leftist bullshit comes from. You got the HAES, fitness is oppressive, and all that crap from there. Unless you're gay or a child you won't find attractive women there. A cousin in law of mine is pretty fit, unironically hot, was a chad jock in hs, and still ended up with a lardass.
>leftist bullshit
Pretty much. All the memes you find on IST of color-haired SJW women usually come from my neck of the woods kek. I'm getting into Tech so I have to stay in the area for a while but i'm looking forward to the day I break free from this swamp.
Microsoft and Google also have workplaces in Irvine.
If I can get accepted to either one of those companies, i'll be a very very happy man. I start applying in Spr 2023
>working for CIA-funded intelligence/propaganda operations
that's gonna be a yikes from me anon
looks good on a resume tho
Bro 98% of companies all funnel back to the same 3 entities. And I have to pay the rent, I didn't choose this life.
Probably hard to find enough twenty-somethings in more suburban areas, but in the city I'd bet any of the young girls you find are irreversibly tainted by radically leftist ideas
East Bay would be good for cougars
Little farther south if you're into Asians
South Bay might be alright for girls in tech fields
But I personally would have zero hope for finding anything decent in Oakland or SF
Utah, however (not too shill and bring any more California refugees), has an astounding population of beautiful people
>california is full of fat people, you should go to the midwest for fit girls
as someone who has lived in both places, literally what fricking planet are you living on?
Not him but in the cities I've found that women are slimmer and white in KC compared to Cali these days.
>F
NOT the case in the Midwest in small towns but like bigger cities and college towns of course.
College towns I can see.
Where in California? Most of Cali is full of lardasses. It wasn't until I moved to OC that I started seeing beautiful women and muscular people regularly. There's still a lot of lardasses though.
Florida has the hottest women in america in my opinion
Arizona for me, young college girls from all over and hot milfs from all over, a little something for everyone out here.
>the answer is objectively 4231 b t w
3,4,1,2
Correct
>college girls
oh yeah, thats true. Florida has at least 3 unis and several state colleges. This along with beaches, springs, and the year long hot weather also attracts the young women and hot milfs.
The milfs though like to bully me, dont know why they dont just talk to me instead of getting my attention through bully tactics
the beach is nice, only thing I truly miss from cali
i literally live 10 minutes from the beach. bring some beers and head on over, ill get some burgers to grill
>4321
Agreed.
And they might be the hottest, but also not the easiest. College girls are usually fricking the Chads in their classes, frat boys, etc. bawds in Florida/CA literally walk around waiting for a stranger to buy them a drink and frick them. It's a different ball game.
>start stretching
>sense of smell rapidly increases
Why the frick was I broken for so long?
Being deadass rn. My sister took me to her yoga class with her. Shes been asking for weeks and I have in and said yeah cause it made her so happy. She told me to use the mat behind her so I could copy her forms if I got lost. She’s really pretty and blonde but bros I was not prepared.
Like she’s got a big butt yeah, and yeah I’ve jerked off to her insta pics sometimes, felt guilty after but no harm done. But I get on the mat behind her and she stretched out like in OP pic, cow pose I think it’s called. Holy shit her ass is fricking insane. She got the thinnest leggings and I could see everything, no panties either. And she’s a skinny woman so her ass really pops out at you. I got a boner so hard it was unreal. And it smelled so fricking good like pure sex. I unloaded into my pants halfway through. Just busted hands free while staring at her ass.
It was tough work yoga aint easy. She was so happy and talked to me nonstop whole way back to our place we own. I’m so ashamed but she signed me up again for her next class
What do I do
>What do I do
have a nice day
pic of sister
>Being deadass rn
stopped reading here
Hot
>What do I do
Go back
I'll take Things That Never Happened for $200 Alex
You stop writing incest erotica and leave your parents basement for the first time in 6 years homosexual
Pretty lit for real for real no cap straight bussing rn rn
My qt yoga gf just made me a healthy dinner and i’m going to get my dick sucked later by her while she’s in all fours position. Life is good rn bros