Imagine how moronic Boogie is when he could have simply lost all of his weight post gastric bypass by literally just stopped drinking mountain dew. Even if there was a fricking aspartame equivalent, he would be skinny by now. Still absolutely mirin his bodies ability to operate despite spending 40+ years grotesquely obese
At this point I don't even know why he tries to lose weight, he's got the supreme genetics for being obese
I bet if he gets skinny he will soon die, like those 80 year old smokers who quit it and then quickly expire
He convinced a local dentist to give him free or close to free implants for youtube clout. Underneath, those screws have to be going to rust already with all the shit he shoves in.
>I'm totally not motivational, am I guys? >this random guy said I was but I'm not am I? >Haha just posting this to my public twitter account to say I'm not very motivational, am I guys?
>be me >constantly hear how awesome swimming is >don't have a swimmers body but I'm not trying to go pro or anything >frick it >go swimming with my family >get tons of water into my nose and burn the shit out of my sinus >feel fricking awful >family is acting like jesus just hugged them >feel like I was raped by water demons >stomach feels fricked up from water getting forced into me >leave early so I don't shit the pool or so it feels >see an old guys cawk as he dries his junk with a hand drier on my way out >trunks are glued to my skin and leave nothing to the imagination >girl that works there and I see all the time when I go to lift starts laughing and saying sorry while she laughs at me
swimming ruined my life
Dubs and boogie makes it while every twitch thot balloons up to 300 pounds.
re-rolling for boogie
idc about boogie but frick twitch thots
rolling
barrel-rolling
ill take those dubs
Dubs and I get a sexy twitch thot and boogie turns into a Nutella and explodes candy.
Kind of you to suggest this. Let it be blessed.
Dubs and boogie dies alongside every twitch thot
Rolling because frick him
Boogie will never die
roll
rolling for redemption arc
rolling for this.
>check em
Rollin' cause I'm an architect
There will be no dubs in this thread
...fine.
Gets and we're all going to make it.
>these many replies
>still no dubs
it's just not meant to be bros
Dubs and boogie makes it while every twitch thot balloons up to 500 pounds
Rolling.
Rolling to oblivion
Praise the dubs.
c'mon dubs god
WAGMI. Even Boogie.
r0ll
Dubs 4 boogie
I hope this fat fricking homosexual lives forever, if nothing else to spite God and the hubris of his creation
Dubs and boogie + every twitch thot stays the same, forever.
It's over, the women will get fat and boogie will trim down to 195.
195 would still be fat
check em
Sorry that can't happen, dubs and boogie dies TONIGHT
Denied.
You can take my digits buddy
get
You can do it boogie
dubs and boogie with every twitch thot take BBC
architectbros....
>30 replies and 1 person got dubs
it's over
Boogie dies at midnight
At this point the absence of dubs is so statistically unlikely that we must conclude God himself hates Boogie and wishes him to die
Rollin for 600lbs life twitch hoes
It shall be done.
Rollin' for Boogie
GGGRRRRRHHHH THATS IT. ITS DUBBIN TIME.
Rollin for boogie
have my power boogie
You failed.
I want to see the "boogie becomes a bodybuilder" arc and then he ironically has a heart attack from the muscle stress/consumption of protein/roids.
Rollerino
I've gone full circle and now actually like Boogie, especially after he pulled a gat on a mf fr fr no cap. rollin
let us make it together, boogiebrother.
unironic face gains. if he wasnt a homosexual, id drink a pint with him
I feel happy for him, wagmi
What is the point of that surgery anyways, just to bruteforce the fatties into eating less? Doesn't seem like a good longterm solution
All optional major surgeries are to make money.
I figured by 2022 he’d be dead. Color me surprised.
dubs and boogie will steal all of IST's gains
If digits boogie drowns in the pool
Imagine how moronic Boogie is when he could have simply lost all of his weight post gastric bypass by literally just stopped drinking mountain dew. Even if there was a fricking aspartame equivalent, he would be skinny by now. Still absolutely mirin his bodies ability to operate despite spending 40+ years grotesquely obese
At this point I don't even know why he tries to lose weight, he's got the supreme genetics for being obese
I bet if he gets skinny he will soon die, like those 80 year old smokers who quit it and then quickly expire
trips and boogie goes on a massive bender and gains the weight back and kills himself
Unless that is your kink.
Dubs and Boogie outlives OP
I want to kill Boogie with my bare hands and use his fat for bulking.
trips and boogie gains 5 pounds
His fake teeth look like a plastic toy, so unnatural
His new teeth also changed his face shape, looks odd
dubs and
Swimming is not a bad shout, the water temperature at least will force him to burn a few calories
Dubs and boogie dies jerking off
This mf is snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. If he keeps going he'll might make it another 10 years which is a high dub
Bro it's been 4 fricking years.
Bubs and he Boogie going on IST
I cant stand this fat fricking moron
Dude does a normal everyday activity and acts like he just climbed mount everest
I mean it kind of is for someone his size
State of those teeth
dubs and I get dubs
singles and I get gf
Dubs and no cap that fat mf boogie dies frfr
rolling for boogie to eat a booger
rolling for boogie to eat a booger.
Dubs and he loses weight. Trips and he dies.
Verification not required.
dubs and boogie never dies and is immortal
Dubs and Sam Hyde gets killed by booger in the ring
Dubs and op dies
Trips and boogie outlives grizzly
A deal with the devil has been struck.
mfw it's actually gonna happen
What have you done
Devilish
NONONONO
Based Satan
ohnonononono
cannot laugh at this difficult...
isn't he in the slammer?
also dubs and he links up with Nikocado.
Dubs and he shits himself next time he goes swimming
Hes just gonna gain it all back lmao hes like a slide whistle
>WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
>WOOOOOOP
>WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
>WOOOOOOP
>WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
>WOOOOOOP
dude will still be a mentally ill homosexual cuck and his presence as a social media influencer makes the world a worse place
TRIPS AND BOOGIE DIES TONIGHT
dubs and he gets the worst fate: becomes a League streamer
Dubs and boogie replaces the pool water with ranch dressing for post workout consumption
Boogie will die
Dubs and boogie gives niko a rimjob on stream
Ght
Trips and Boogie dies with the first punch.
Trips and boogie frick me in the ass
Knew this obese frick from hs, he's been on his "fitness journey" for 5 years now. Dude still looks the same. Some people can't be helped
>Knew this obese frick from hs
Any stories on the fat moron?
would we consider the pool the gym?
digits and boogie shits the pool, resulting in a permanent ban
Checked
trips and boogie devours us all
IMAGINE LITERALLY CUTTING OFF YOUR FRICKING STOMACH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SIMPLEST DIET EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE PROFESSIONALS MAKING YOUR MEALS
IMAGINE YOUR MAINTENANCE BEING LIKE 5000 CALORIES AND STILL BEING UNABLE TO CUT
IMAGINE REACHING 500 POUNDS OF PURE FRICKING FAT
IMAGINE YOUR ENTIRE MOUTH ROTTING JUST FROM FRICKING FOOD AND NOT AT LEAST HARD DRUGS
dubs and boogie breaks his ankle causing him to regain all the weight
rolling dubs for twitch thots becoming richer and boogie killing himself
To be so fricking fat he sure has some nice teeth
He removed his actual teeth and put in false teeth
He convinced a local dentist to give him free or close to free implants for youtube clout. Underneath, those screws have to be going to rust already with all the shit he shoves in.
Kek, thats the polite way to call someone a fatass
Ikr
He saw that boogie was tackling an unattainable goal and admired how he's exercising in spite of it
>I'm totally not motivational, am I guys?
>this random guy said I was but I'm not am I?
>Haha just posting this to my public twitter account to say I'm not very motivational, am I guys?
that's not a smile, that's just showing fake teeth hiding the pain
who's boogie?
Digits and boogie dies falling down an escalator
I hope boogie does lose the weight
omg boogie is dead. rip boogie.
I thought he was going to jail. Wha' happene'?
didn't fit
He got away with it
Why are so many people obsessed with this guy and that avocado dude
Does watching the train wreck make you feel better about your own life?
dubs and boogie is based
>be me
>constantly hear how awesome swimming is
>don't have a swimmers body but I'm not trying to go pro or anything
>frick it
>go swimming with my family
>get tons of water into my nose and burn the shit out of my sinus
>feel fricking awful
>family is acting like jesus just hugged them
>feel like I was raped by water demons
>stomach feels fricked up from water getting forced into me
>leave early so I don't shit the pool or so it feels
>see an old guys cawk as he dries his junk with a hand drier on my way out
>trunks are glued to my skin and leave nothing to the imagination
>girl that works there and I see all the time when I go to lift starts laughing and saying sorry while she laughs at me
swimming ruined my life
>starts laughing and saying sorry while she laughs at me
extremely based. did you look sad?
No I pretended it didn't happen and hurriedly walked away
I'm not allergic, it just got forced into my nose when I was swimming
THIS homie ALLERGIC TO WATER HAHAHAHAHAHH
Digits and Nikocado strangles Boogie to death and devours his corpse
Dubs and Boogie marries Nikocado Avocado in front of the Kaaba in Mecca.
I hope boogie doesn’t back out of the fight with Sam and he swallows every last one of those screwed in dentures.