>be me
>lift at university gym
>school starts a lifting club
>join
>make friends
>get invited to parties
>have something resembling a friend group for the first time in years
>normie.tif
>some people from the club decide to start a competitive powerlifting team
>pressure me to join in order to “make the team look good”
>I’m not even particularly strong, it’s just that the bar for people in my weight class is on the floor
>cave because I don’t want anyone to stop liking me
>start having nightmares about inevitably humiliating myself at a powerlifting meet
How do I get myself out of this one, anons? My first meet is in a couple months and the thought of displaying my mediocre lifts to the public makes me want to kms
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Anon those are more places to show progress, not places to win a competition. Noone talks shit or anything like that. Impress your friends, and have fun. Dont even worry, theyre growing with you. Just have fun guy.
start roiding
The fed’s drug tested, but lol
Matters not, you can hide it if your smart
No
>tranime image
not reading that
Roid then lift.
Hi cuck.
>mentions cucks out of nowhere
holy shit the projection, its no wonder that 90% of cucks are tranime fans too
Just bee yourself 🙂
Easy
Just train at moderate pace and a couple days before meet, just tell whoever that you've come out to find you are now a woman.
Your pronouns are She/Her/Xir and you'll be lifting in the Woman's category.
Get all the prizes and awards.
Day after announce you had a change of heart and now you have detransitioned back into a man.
WA'LLAH
Just think, if you're not competing for a world title, the competition doesn't really matter. Just train and do it and see what you can accomplish.
I just don’t like the idea of going public with something if I’m not genuinely great at it
Lose the ego friend, it doesn't matter what other people think of you.
Didn't mean to sage btw
Are these people your friends? You say they are. If so they should support you irrespective of your performance and you won't be humiliating yourself. Get a grip
I know they’ll support me. The problem is, they’re too supportive to the point that it feels patronizing. They praise me for my mid ass lifts like you’d praise a toddler who just figured out how to write his name. I just wish they would acknowledge my mediocrity sometimes
These people despise you anon. What they are doing is a CIA cold war torture technique.
Every time you are out of earshot, they make fun of you, in the hopes you just barely hear it.
Crush their spines and boil their skin.
Don't worry about humiliation. You'll be fine. Just think of it the same way you would as if it were a bowling league or trivia night. Obviously it's a bit different, but don't put a ton of undue social stress on yourself.
Just compete bro. My max DL was 335 when I competed like almost a week ago, and I've already gone to 365.
30 lbs in a week?! Tf how
Also my deadlift is literally worse than 335 lmao
Just do it homosexual.
I thought this was gonna be a poop story thread
Saged