Bread, the OG gayslop

Empty calories
Too many carbs
Addictive and easy to eat loads of
Advertised as being "healthy" and "necessary" by the food pyramid psyop

Cope all you want, the truth hurts

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >psyop
    lmao

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, I just ate bread 1 hour ago.
    Am I gonna die?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bread is actually poisonous and will prolapse your gains, studies say.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      please find love in the ones closest to you anon, before the time comes... 4 eva in our harts 2 soon

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post body

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody is sitting around munching 2800 extra calories of bread a day you fricking dolt, they are downing frappuccinnos, candy, baked shit, pasta covered in fatty cheese sauce, everywhere you look the fatfricks are all eating lard flavored with sugars or salt.

    9 cal per gram is real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry vegan it's the bread that's making you fat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek, pic related is ketards in a nutshell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally, yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not using portabello mushrooms as buns

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Saturated fat is the healthiest kind.
        Calories aren't an indication of health in any direction.
        You're a gay moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Ketoschizo

          Haha I agree fellow reditor!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yaaaas kween HAES u tell em

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >HAES
            Wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      balkan people are

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is noone checking this shit????
        and you say you are gonna make it?
        fricking idiots, start praying
        also keep your bread off those fricks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit ton of people are eating well over 1000 calories of bread. 1 breadstick from Olive Garden is 180 Calories. You think some people don’t eat five when they go?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks that Olive Garden "bread"sticks are bread
        lol
        lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >defining away reality
          Good luck with that. People gorge themselves on bread, they put it in almost every single meal. Your pretentious overly-strict definition of bread doesn't change that reality.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your quads can't save you from your stupidity. You probably thinks you're looking at two servings of vegetables here.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, because I don't think of nutrition in terms of things like "servings of X food group" like a fricking moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's one serving of vegetables and one of fruit, obviously

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not sourdough
    NGMI

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >white bread
    >bread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Most americans have never seen a bread

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you reviving a dead 2011 meme

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOW MANY TIMES:
    The ORIGINAL BREAD was SOURDOUGH. BEEN SINCE FOREVER.

    Your bullshit trash with the yeast from
    The grocery store isn’t bread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of the grocery store bread isn't even leavened with yeast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is rye bread good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based real bread enjoyer

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick goyslop

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make flat breads with whole wheat flour and it's no longer empty calories

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bread tasty

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    goyop

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop

  16. 2 years ago
    I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP

    I just came here to say that I hate the g$$$yslob

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how far detached you have to be to believe a staple food like bread is g*yslop

    Seriously, the food that white people lived off of and ate for thousands of years before even a hint of israeli influence is goyslop to the mentally ill keto incel's brain. Hillarious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The bread we eat today doesn't resemble the bread our ancestors ate at all, moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Ketoschizo

        Take the paleo/keto pill brother, we'll b riding each other's asses tomorrow!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a keto moron and never will be. I make my own bread and it is both tasty and high in protein. Meanwhile your bleached 1% fiber garbage from the supermarket has maybe 2g of protein.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ancient Egyptians were sick, fat and had terrible teeth and based their diet on bread

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't classify it as "goyslop" but yeah it's basically food meant to feed peasants and slaves. And it is really effective in serving that purpose.
    If you are not poor there should be no reason for you to eat bread.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bread
    >goyslop
    No gruel is

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bread is milled grain flour, water, yeast, salt. It can be enriched with milk, eggs, or animal fat. If you're eating anything outside of these simple ingredients, you're being robbed of a monumental food. Goyslop is everything but simplicity. It's taking partial foods, highly processed supplemental ingredients and recombining it into an overpriced monstrosity. A Frankenstein monster. It imitates food, is digested as food, yet deprives the consumer of nourishment. It makes them docile, without vigour of body or thought. It is the opposite of food.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >white baguette

    Putain de bordel de merde anon, mais c'est pas possible ça, comment tu peux OSER appeler cette espèce d'imitation de pain une BAGUETTE? C'est pas une baguette ça, c'est de la MERDE, tu me sers ce machin et tu sais ce que je fais? JE T ARRACHE LA TETE ET JE TE CHIE DANS LE COU ! VOILA CE QUE JE VAIS FAIRE.

    tl;dr that's not a baguette anon, that's shitty baguette shaped bread, get better bread, you'll eat less of if and be more satisfied

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bien dit mon négro

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can easily consume more protein with French bread (wheat flour + yeast) than from eggs or milk. It has 8g of protein per 100g.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ahhh don't hurt the amerifats fee fees, their guts get all iffy trying to digest factory produced GMO wheat bread with hfcs.
      Obviously this is bread's fault and everyone eating bread is stupid and wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      100g of cooked eggs contains over 12g of protein, moron.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Like all white foods, bread is poison.

  24. 2 years ago
    Ketoschizo

    Well memed fellow keto reditor!

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP EATING FOOD HUMANS ARE EATING FOR 14,500 YEARS! IT... IT HAS TOO MANY CARBS ITS TOO EASY TO EEEEEAAAATT
    Ask me how I know you are a israelite trying to discredit the white mans staple food to try introducing fried insects into our diet
    Shut the frick up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      found the amerigoy

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, bread is OG.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i love how no one in the thread has made any argument lol
    based op, bread is for the slaves

    • 2 years ago
      Ketoschizo

      Based fellow redditor! Updooted!

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post body

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The food pyramid promotes masses of grains because they're cheap and easy to produce to feed a population on welfare. It was known at the introduction of the US food guidelines in the late 70s that the guidelines weren't designed to promote health.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one actually follows the food pyramid moron, so the argument that food pyramid is bad literally does not make any sense

      • 2 years ago
        I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP

        Oops forgot to add my name to my post haha

        what kind of weird internet defence force are these people lol

    • 2 years ago
      Ketoschizo

      Oops forgot to add my name to my post haha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >americans won't follow the vaccine mandates
      >oh but americans fricking LOVE the food pyramid they totally follow it to the letter instead of eating bacon eggs and pancakes every morning with a gallon of beer a week

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based OP. Grains have always been slave feed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >both pic and vid fatty low carb gays
      every single time

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >muh Romans ate bread
    Yeah they didn't eat bread made with hydrogenated deodorized vegetable oils slopcel. Make your own bread you useless c**t.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    question: who build the pyramid
    answer: the israelites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so you are saying entire american fatty problem doesn't stem from food pyramid or carbs because they don't follow it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They tried to follow it. It made them fat.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so they stopped following it and got even more fatter

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Smart people do the opposite with great results.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              so the opposite would be following the pyramid

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You took too many puberty blockers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bot confirmed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If carbs cause obesity why does the consumption of carbs stagnates/diminishes from 1990 while obesity keeps rising? It's because carbs don't cause obesity, sneed oils do.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why does a car falling off a cliff keep accelerating even if you take your foot off the gas pedal?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Seed oils have replaced the fat in every product or recipe that requires a fat too

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your bunless burger and stop posting because nobody is going to join you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll join him. Bunless burgers are great.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It has a bun on it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. Chaffles are just cheese and egg. No carbs, no plants.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What cheese do you use to make this? Looks pretty tasty

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Mozarella. I make them with 1:1 ratio mozarella to egg by weight. There's a lot of chaffle recipes with different flavors and textures but I like that one because it's zerocarb and carnivore.

              If you want other chaffle ideas here's an ebook you can pirate.
              >Sweet & Savory Keto Chaffles by Martina Slajerova
              https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=B6E76B30431094F630CC04056FE92D11

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gonna make some with garlic. Bet it'll be godly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Chaffles are just cheese and egg. No carbs, no plants.

        You're going to make a cardiologist very rich one day

      • 2 years ago
        I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP

        now I want a chaffle burger

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no real bread in America. You'll have to go to Europe to experience that.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So here's the thing you dumb goyschizos don't seem to understand about the slop. There is more to it than just cooking methods, processing, or even the ingredients themselves. It's a combination of factors.
    A true slop has tons and tons of empty calories loaded into a single meal, is usually cooked with cheap, low quality ingredients that have been boosted with excessive amounts of salt, seasonings, fats (perhaps cooked in sneed oils), or incorporates tons and tons of refined sugars. It's been manufactured to be tasty, addictive, and hard to resist as long as it's immediately available. However, that's merely the first part.
    The linchpin of slop is convenience and plausible deniability. If you took away that, even if all the necessary ingredients and tools were available for purchase, and if the actual finished product could be cheaper AND tastier than the fast/convenient option, then most people would limit themselves due to the effort that would be required, and they wouldn't get fat (or at least not anywhere close to as fat as if they could just buy it premade). Additionally, purchasing a product premade without having a hand in its preparation allows people to delude themselves into thinking that their choices aren't THAT unhealthy. Think about it, if a fat b***h actually had to sit down, brew a pot of coffee, grind their own spices, then physically add every single gram of sugar they were planning to consume into a homemade pumpkin spice latte, they'd be far less likely to follow through unless they were indoctrinated with pro-fatty "anti-diet" nonsense.
    That's why premade grocery store breads, which often have added ingredients and sugars AND are immediately accessible, can meet the definitions of slop. However, if you bake bread yourself, it typically won't have added unhealth ingredients unless they are consciously added, and the added effort of preparation can actually self-limit consumption.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Regular bread from grocery stores in burgerland is without question goyslop.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No arguments here. This is why if at all possible, you should bake your own. Preferably whole grain and with a high quality butter or lard spread.
        A single slice for breakfast will keep you full for hours and you won't reach for snacks or be craving an early meal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >whole grain
          Enjoy your inflamed gut
          I'll stick to white bread thx

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >in burgerland
        Why do euroBlack folk always act like this is unique to the US? The bread in your grocery stores is the same. If you buy sandwich bread, or any kind of bread in a plastic bag on a store shelf it's exactly like what you pictured. Unless you're buying bread daily from a local bakery or making it yourself you're eating the same goyslop bread as we are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thing is, people actually buy bread from their local bakery in europe

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Correct. I've never bought bread in a plastic bag in my life. Amerimutts are a lost cause.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought our pre-sliced bread was bad enough in Bongland

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We have sliced bread like that, too, you're making a dishonest comparison.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Add to Trolley
          Jesus Christ, do Brits REALLY?!

    • 2 years ago
      I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP

      >he doesn't know about the toxins in commercial grain
      slobbed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't have his own subsistence farm and eat only raw meat
        It's like you're asking for metabolic syndrome.

        • 2 years ago
          I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP

          extremely based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >eating raw pork
          Enjoy your worms

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My grandad are a diet mostly of bread+lard, cheese and wine. Lived up to 100, was strong as a bull and healthy. Americans think the pale garbage in a plastic bag they buy from grocery stores can be considered bread and that's fricking pathetic

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will tell you something, Black person.
    You can have a loaf of bread (250 g) everyday, it's only 700 kcal, less than 1/3 of what the average man needs, and you can still eat a lot of protein and fats. Don't be so dramatic.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >eats meat, eggs, bacon, satfats doesn't afraid of anything.

    I coom buckets now, and I have muscle definition. you mad? I'm gaining girthitude!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Check back in five years when your dick is broken

    • 2 years ago
      Ketoschizo

      >>eats meat, eggs, bacon, satfats doesn't afraid of anything.
      Haha you tell them fellow ketobro.!! 1

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love baking bread but it's impossible for me to not to overeat it, shit just tastes too good, so I limit myself to only baking one a month or so.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with some proper bread, homemade fresh loaf with some hearty stew is the best shit ever.
    Most American bread is literal shit with the amount of additives and cornsyrup added in.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy a nice piece of toast with my breakfast. Really brings it together.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Infect yourself with worms like your hero Vonderplanitz.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Real bread from a good bakery isn't that bad. But that cheap shit in supermarkets is pure garbage full of sugar and strong taste flavors which makes it highly addicting.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That is not bread.
    This is bread.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can buy any kind of bread in America. There is non-pozzed bread in supermarkets even.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yuropoors can’t grasp this concept just how they believe the memes that everyone pays 100k for a hospital visit.
      They are the r3dd1t0rs of the world

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only good bread is rye bread. Wheat is garbage

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