Empty calories
Too many carbs
Addictive and easy to eat loads of
Advertised as being "healthy" and "necessary" by the food pyramid psyop
Cope all you want, the truth hurts
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Empty calories
Too many carbs
Addictive and easy to eat loads of
Advertised as being "healthy" and "necessary" by the food pyramid psyop
Cope all you want, the truth hurts
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>psyop
lmao
Goyslop
Bro, I just ate bread 1 hour ago.
Am I gonna die?
Bread is actually poisonous and will prolapse your gains, studies say.
please find love in the ones closest to you anon, before the time comes... 4 eva in our harts 2 soon
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Nobody is sitting around munching 2800 extra calories of bread a day you fricking dolt, they are downing frappuccinnos, candy, baked shit, pasta covered in fatty cheese sauce, everywhere you look the fatfricks are all eating lard flavored with sugars or salt.
9 cal per gram is real
Sorry vegan it's the bread that's making you fat
kek, pic related is ketards in a nutshell
Literally, yes.
>not using portabello mushrooms as buns
Saturated fat is the healthiest kind.
Calories aren't an indication of health in any direction.
You're a gay moron.
Haha I agree fellow reditor!
Yaaaas kween HAES u tell em
>HAES
Wrong.
balkan people are
is noone checking this shit????
and you say you are gonna make it?
fricking idiots, start praying
also keep your bread off those fricks
Shit ton of people are eating well over 1000 calories of bread. 1 breadstick from Olive Garden is 180 Calories. You think some people don’t eat five when they go?
>he thinks that Olive Garden "bread"sticks are bread
lol
lmao
>defining away reality
Good luck with that. People gorge themselves on bread, they put it in almost every single meal. Your pretentious overly-strict definition of bread doesn't change that reality.
Your quads can't save you from your stupidity. You probably thinks you're looking at two servings of vegetables here.
No, because I don't think of nutrition in terms of things like "servings of X food group" like a fricking moron.
It's one serving of vegetables and one of fruit, obviously
>not sourdough
NGMI
>white bread
>bread
This.
Most americans have never seen a bread
Why are you reviving a dead 2011 meme
HOW MANY TIMES:
The ORIGINAL BREAD was SOURDOUGH. BEEN SINCE FOREVER.
Your bullshit trash with the yeast from
The grocery store isn’t bread.
A lot of the grocery store bread isn't even leavened with yeast.
is rye bread good?
based real bread enjoyer
Goyslop
Frick goyslop
Make flat breads with whole wheat flour and it's no longer empty calories
Bread tasty
goyop
goyslop
I just came here to say that I hate the g$$$yslob
based
Imagine how far detached you have to be to believe a staple food like bread is g*yslop
Seriously, the food that white people lived off of and ate for thousands of years before even a hint of israeli influence is goyslop to the mentally ill keto incel's brain. Hillarious.
The bread we eat today doesn't resemble the bread our ancestors ate at all, moron.
Take the paleo/keto pill brother, we'll b riding each other's asses tomorrow!
I'm not a keto moron and never will be. I make my own bread and it is both tasty and high in protein. Meanwhile your bleached 1% fiber garbage from the supermarket has maybe 2g of protein.
Ancient Egyptians were sick, fat and had terrible teeth and based their diet on bread
Wouldn't classify it as "goyslop" but yeah it's basically food meant to feed peasants and slaves. And it is really effective in serving that purpose.
If you are not poor there should be no reason for you to eat bread.
>bread
>goyslop
No gruel is
Bread is milled grain flour, water, yeast, salt. It can be enriched with milk, eggs, or animal fat. If you're eating anything outside of these simple ingredients, you're being robbed of a monumental food. Goyslop is everything but simplicity. It's taking partial foods, highly processed supplemental ingredients and recombining it into an overpriced monstrosity. A Frankenstein monster. It imitates food, is digested as food, yet deprives the consumer of nourishment. It makes them docile, without vigour of body or thought. It is the opposite of food.
>white baguette
Putain de bordel de merde anon, mais c'est pas possible ça, comment tu peux OSER appeler cette espèce d'imitation de pain une BAGUETTE? C'est pas une baguette ça, c'est de la MERDE, tu me sers ce machin et tu sais ce que je fais? JE T ARRACHE LA TETE ET JE TE CHIE DANS LE COU ! VOILA CE QUE JE VAIS FAIRE.
tl;dr that's not a baguette anon, that's shitty baguette shaped bread, get better bread, you'll eat less of if and be more satisfied
Bien dit mon négro
You can easily consume more protein with French bread (wheat flour + yeast) than from eggs or milk. It has 8g of protein per 100g.
Ahhh don't hurt the amerifats fee fees, their guts get all iffy trying to digest factory produced GMO wheat bread with hfcs.
Obviously this is bread's fault and everyone eating bread is stupid and wrong.
100g of cooked eggs contains over 12g of protein, moron.
Like all white foods, bread is poison.
Well memed fellow keto reditor!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP EATING FOOD HUMANS ARE EATING FOR 14,500 YEARS! IT... IT HAS TOO MANY CARBS ITS TOO EASY TO EEEEEAAAATT
Ask me how I know you are a israelite trying to discredit the white mans staple food to try introducing fried insects into our diet
Shut the frick up
found the amerigoy
Nah, bread is OG.
i love how no one in the thread has made any argument lol
based op, bread is for the slaves
Based fellow redditor! Updooted!
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The food pyramid promotes masses of grains because they're cheap and easy to produce to feed a population on welfare. It was known at the introduction of the US food guidelines in the late 70s that the guidelines weren't designed to promote health.
no one actually follows the food pyramid moron, so the argument that food pyramid is bad literally does not make any sense
what kind of weird internet defence force are these people lol
Oops forgot to add my name to my post haha
>americans won't follow the vaccine mandates
>oh but americans fricking LOVE the food pyramid they totally follow it to the letter instead of eating bacon eggs and pancakes every morning with a gallon of beer a week
Based OP. Grains have always been slave feed.
>both pic and vid fatty low carb gays
every single time
>muh Romans ate bread
Yeah they didn't eat bread made with hydrogenated deodorized vegetable oils slopcel. Make your own bread you useless c**t.
question: who build the pyramid
answer: the israelites
so you are saying entire american fatty problem doesn't stem from food pyramid or carbs because they don't follow it
They tried to follow it. It made them fat.
so they stopped following it and got even more fatter
Smart people do the opposite with great results.
so the opposite would be following the pyramid
You took too many puberty blockers.
bot confirmed
If carbs cause obesity why does the consumption of carbs stagnates/diminishes from 1990 while obesity keeps rising? It's because carbs don't cause obesity, sneed oils do.
Why does a car falling off a cliff keep accelerating even if you take your foot off the gas pedal?
Seed oils have replaced the fat in every product or recipe that requires a fat too
Enjoy your bunless burger and stop posting because nobody is going to join you
I'll join him. Bunless burgers are great.
It has a bun on it
Nope. Chaffles are just cheese and egg. No carbs, no plants.
What cheese do you use to make this? Looks pretty tasty
Mozarella. I make them with 1:1 ratio mozarella to egg by weight. There's a lot of chaffle recipes with different flavors and textures but I like that one because it's zerocarb and carnivore.
If you want other chaffle ideas here's an ebook you can pirate.
>Sweet & Savory Keto Chaffles by Martina Slajerova
https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=B6E76B30431094F630CC04056FE92D11
I'm gonna make some with garlic. Bet it'll be godly.
You're going to make a cardiologist very rich one day
now I want a chaffle burger
There's no real bread in America. You'll have to go to Europe to experience that.
So here's the thing you dumb goyschizos don't seem to understand about the slop. There is more to it than just cooking methods, processing, or even the ingredients themselves. It's a combination of factors.
A true slop has tons and tons of empty calories loaded into a single meal, is usually cooked with cheap, low quality ingredients that have been boosted with excessive amounts of salt, seasonings, fats (perhaps cooked in sneed oils), or incorporates tons and tons of refined sugars. It's been manufactured to be tasty, addictive, and hard to resist as long as it's immediately available. However, that's merely the first part.
The linchpin of slop is convenience and plausible deniability. If you took away that, even if all the necessary ingredients and tools were available for purchase, and if the actual finished product could be cheaper AND tastier than the fast/convenient option, then most people would limit themselves due to the effort that would be required, and they wouldn't get fat (or at least not anywhere close to as fat as if they could just buy it premade). Additionally, purchasing a product premade without having a hand in its preparation allows people to delude themselves into thinking that their choices aren't THAT unhealthy. Think about it, if a fat b***h actually had to sit down, brew a pot of coffee, grind their own spices, then physically add every single gram of sugar they were planning to consume into a homemade pumpkin spice latte, they'd be far less likely to follow through unless they were indoctrinated with pro-fatty "anti-diet" nonsense.
That's why premade grocery store breads, which often have added ingredients and sugars AND are immediately accessible, can meet the definitions of slop. However, if you bake bread yourself, it typically won't have added unhealth ingredients unless they are consciously added, and the added effort of preparation can actually self-limit consumption.
Regular bread from grocery stores in burgerland is without question goyslop.
No arguments here. This is why if at all possible, you should bake your own. Preferably whole grain and with a high quality butter or lard spread.
A single slice for breakfast will keep you full for hours and you won't reach for snacks or be craving an early meal.
>whole grain
Enjoy your inflamed gut
I'll stick to white bread thx
>in burgerland
Why do euroBlack folk always act like this is unique to the US? The bread in your grocery stores is the same. If you buy sandwich bread, or any kind of bread in a plastic bag on a store shelf it's exactly like what you pictured. Unless you're buying bread daily from a local bakery or making it yourself you're eating the same goyslop bread as we are.
Thing is, people actually buy bread from their local bakery in europe
Correct. I've never bought bread in a plastic bag in my life. Amerimutts are a lost cause.
I thought our pre-sliced bread was bad enough in Bongland
We have sliced bread like that, too, you're making a dishonest comparison.
>Add to Trolley
Jesus Christ, do Brits REALLY?!
>he doesn't know about the toxins in commercial grain
slobbed
>he doesn't have his own subsistence farm and eat only raw meat
It's like you're asking for metabolic syndrome.
extremely based
>eating raw pork
Enjoy your worms
My grandad are a diet mostly of bread+lard, cheese and wine. Lived up to 100, was strong as a bull and healthy. Americans think the pale garbage in a plastic bag they buy from grocery stores can be considered bread and that's fricking pathetic
I will tell you something, Black person.
You can have a loaf of bread (250 g) everyday, it's only 700 kcal, less than 1/3 of what the average man needs, and you can still eat a lot of protein and fats. Don't be so dramatic.
>eats meat, eggs, bacon, satfats doesn't afraid of anything.
I coom buckets now, and I have muscle definition. you mad? I'm gaining girthitude!
Check back in five years when your dick is broken
>>eats meat, eggs, bacon, satfats doesn't afraid of anything.
Haha you tell them fellow ketobro.!! 1
I love baking bread but it's impossible for me to not to overeat it, shit just tastes too good, so I limit myself to only baking one a month or so.
Nothing wrong with some proper bread, homemade fresh loaf with some hearty stew is the best shit ever.
Most American bread is literal shit with the amount of additives and cornsyrup added in.
I enjoy a nice piece of toast with my breakfast. Really brings it together.
Infect yourself with worms like your hero Vonderplanitz.
Real bread from a good bakery isn't that bad. But that cheap shit in supermarkets is pure garbage full of sugar and strong taste flavors which makes it highly addicting.
Goyslop
That is not bread.
This is bread.
You can buy any kind of bread in America. There is non-pozzed bread in supermarkets even.
Yuropoors can’t grasp this concept just how they believe the memes that everyone pays 100k for a hospital visit.
They are the r3dd1t0rs of the world
the only good bread is rye bread. Wheat is garbage