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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s Coke zero btw

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me those are black beans

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is the black mass on your plate anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I, too, snort the ashes of my slain enemies but, what did the pig do to you?

      Sorry to have to break this to you anon, but a Stage 4 bowel cancer patient seems to have taken a dump next to your scrambled eggs.

      I can’t tell if that’s burnt bacon or if you’re eating truffles for breakfast

      https://i.imgur.com/uEj0yKi.jpg

      Thought for a second you were eating those noodles with the black squid ink.

      It’s bacon, it’s cooked fine wtf lol

      https://i.imgur.com/GrQMoUR.jpg

      Why is everyone switching to those gay little vapes?

      Elfbars are goated bruh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s bacon, it’s cooked fine wtf lol

        My chud in inceldom, that's fricking burnt

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s bacon, it’s cooked fine wtf lol
        If people can't even figure out what the frick it is and it's just one fricking ingredient, it's not cooked fine, you absolute moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are your hands so fricking dry

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have the hands of an old man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bacon at worst should be a deep brown with black edges. You have completely carbonized your meat. You're getting 1/10th of any nutrients that bacon had.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bacon
          >nutrients
          it's just a strip of fat

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fat and protein. At least it would be if OP didn't cook it in lava and destroy all the protein

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If thats cooked fine I dread to see what burnt looks like to you. Does it turn to a dessicated powder, broken down to its constitutent atoms at the atomic level?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >broken down to its constitutent atoms at the atomic level

          pretty stupid pleonasm

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tie dye crocs
        >trendy vape
        could you be anymore blatant jesus

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        smoke a goddamn Camel you pussy homosexual ffs

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i do smoke, vaping is fun too tho

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >crt
            >seinfeld
            >steel reserve
            >kools enjoyer
            gigabased

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone switching to those gay little vapes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cigarettes and coffee are dead old man, it's all about vape and Monster

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im a fan of all 4, I'm just curious why vaping is so prone to trends like this, every couple of months everybody has the exact same new device.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because I can vape inside my house and inside my car with having smell like shit smoke or having ashes all over the place

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s not what he asked

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vapes are what you get when you cross phones with cigarettes. Of course normies will buy the newest model as soon as it shows up so they can brag to their friends.
          >why vaping in particular is so prone to this
          Because vapes are reusable. Can't exactly brag about an empty monster can or a cigarette butt.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reusable vapes aren't the trendy ones that you see everyone using. Most people use disposable ones

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay vape
    >destroyed bacon
    KYS

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just imagine some actual badass chick belittling op and his little robot penis whilst smoking from a pipe goddamnit why can't a woman that is a man with a vegana exist. I mean theres basically woman with a dick wtf man

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I, too, snort the ashes of my slain enemies but, what did the pig do to you?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry to have to break this to you anon, but a Stage 4 bowel cancer patient seems to have taken a dump next to your scrambled eggs.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Virgin food burner
    Vs
    Chad medium temp fish eater

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overcooked

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thought for a second you were eating those noodles with the black squid ink.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My brekke today was 2 eggs, 3 venison sausages and some greek yogurt with granola mixed in 🙂

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t tell if that’s burnt bacon or if you’re eating truffles for breakfast

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just need one megis

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based sitikkamies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ebin

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting your vapes and terrible meals its not fitness related take it to Wrong board

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, yes, the traditional scrambled eggs & molten tar breakfast.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Meme meat (burnt)
    >Meme addiction (feminine)
    >Joffe table

    oh my, anon, youre ngmi

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you eating tumors for breakfast

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something crawled up and died on your plate

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Burnt bacon and Coke zero for breakfast

    Cancer and diabetes are knocking on your door, anon.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based beyond belief. What’s your recipe?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Place bacon on pan
      >put on high
      >play a game of league of legends or preferred MOBA of choice
      >feed and lose
      >bacon is ready

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    scrambled eggs and charcoal my favorite

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you burn the bacon so much? Why are you drinking coke?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Coke Zero
    >vapetard
    >burnt ????

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do need more than shit, puke and a can of cola. Good guess.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HFCS canister
    >plastic thing that looks like some sort of gay womens supplement
    >eldritch onyx sculpture
    >scrambled eggs
    what did OP mean by this

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shove that elfbar up your ass and take a hit, homosexual

  27. 11 months ago
    deafanon

    >Coke Zero
    >Disposable vape
    >Charred food

    The Holy Trinity of Ass Cancer.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP's organs are going to fail him like a really strict teacher.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need less
    >No Breakfast Crew

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only consumable thing in that picture is the eggs

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously hope you die Black person, this "meal" will make you lose mass if anything.
    Post body NOW REEEEEEEEE

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the macros on cancerous tumors?

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