brehs coworkers brought pastries at work and I dont know how long I can resist

brehs coworkers brought pastries at work and I don’t know how long I can resist

>oh anon you’re in good shape you can afford to eat them
FUCK OFF

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have some self control and have one once in a while

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      begone gains goblin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the opposite of self control you retard. I can't even properly express my disdain for you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Having one is harder than having none.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Completely right. Whenever I eat a small portion of junk food like that I get pissed off and want more of it. Better to just stay away

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah usually when you yield any self control it's easier to give up the rest. So you shouldn't eat garbage at all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cutting out unhealthy food completely could lead to eating disorders and is not sustainable for most people. Having one once every few weeks is a much smarter approach.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not eating junk is not a disorder you fat fucking HAES cunt

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Retard alert.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not eating junk is not a disorder you fat fucking HAES cunt

            Ah such newfags. Come back in 10 years when you have some experience. Bet you are both skinnyfat fucks

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're fat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >WAHHH eating disorders are so evil you’re going to get one and never be okay!!1!
          Retard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The college "chad" you imagine is actually fat, like you. Also you are extremely unintersting if you need food to have fun in groups.

        I have pizza too but a shitty high carb meal is nowhere near as bad as a sugary snack

        My coworkers used to get visibly upset, almost combative, when I refused to eat pizza, cake, donuts, etc. Loved the seethe.

        https://i.imgur.com/DWqHY5H.jpg

        >roastie brings cakes that are shaped like boobs to work for breast cancer awareness
        >I get offered the tray
        >I pick a small one to be less greedy
        >someone says "anon likes them PERKY" and people laugh
        >I try to banter back
        >"I just wish some of these cupcakes were still in training cases haha"
        >is a pedo joke
        >silence while people figure it out
        >someone says "what the fuck"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This describes how that poster types so we'll. You can just tell this is how he probably looks . Using words like disdain and being overly angry And being so upset over something so dumb yeah I'm thinking a no self awareness incel

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >garden gnome psychoanalysis on IST
            I hope you die of obesity. I'm extremely handsome btw.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's hit or miss. Some anonymous can't handle the temptation once they've had one and I respect it if they've recognized that about themselves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shoo shoo gains goblin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Self control is not eating any

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KILL KILL KILL KILL

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously though how do retarded normoids do so many mental copes to think someone in good shape gets that way while indulging in pastries. And say you can afford it is tacit admittance that they themselves cannot yet they consume anyway. 99% percent of humanity needs to perish utterly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >99% percent of humanity needs to perish utterly.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just have one retard
    chad eats pizza, remember?

    being a no-fun autist because of muh discipline is worse than being a neckbeard incel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The college "chad" you imagine is actually fat, like you. Also you are extremely unintersting if you need food to have fun in groups.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have pizza too but a shitty high carb meal is nowhere near as bad as a sugary snack

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Beer, pizza and wings are my main food vices. I never crave desserts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based.
      Eat away and don't give a shit about calories.
      >chad: wtf is a calorie *chows down 3 hamburgers*

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you spare extra time for cardio tonight?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't do cardio

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. chronically ngmi

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My coworkers used to get visibly upset, almost combative, when I refused to eat pizza, cake, donuts, etc. Loved the seethe.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >roastie brings cakes that are shaped like boobs to work for breast cancer awareness
    >I get offered the tray
    >I pick a small one to be less greedy
    >someone says "anon likes them PERKY" and people laugh
    >I try to banter back
    >"I just wish some of these cupcakes were still in training cases haha"
    >is a pedo joke
    >silence while people figure it out
    >someone says "what the fuck"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that never happened but somewhat funny greentext

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      Anonymous
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  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think will happen if you eat it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably nothing, OP might have to watch his calories for lunch but that would be it

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you're in contest prep, there is room for some useless but enjoyable in your diet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No there isn't.
      "oh it's just once in a while it's okay"
      It's never actually just once in a while

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But that mindset changes from discipline to autistic as fuck

        Its disciplined to know your limits, not exceed them

        Its autistic as fuck to go " NOOOOOO NO NICE THINGS YOU MUST SUFFER FOR ALL LIFE"

        N'wah im already suffering , let me have a pastry once in a while

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >to autistic as fuck
          GOOD
          and it's not suffering. There's good food that's healthy and if you haven't figured that out you won't make it. I don't even think ice cream is unhealthy given not too many ingredients or corn syrup. Hence why I buy from Aldi

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Aldi Shit is the bomb
            This we can agree on

            I know there is good food thats healthy, but allowing yourself a treat literally once in a blue moon (I aim for ever 3 weeks) wont kill you/ affect your progress massively

            Im a recovering fat fuck and I know the struggle to resist sweets. Dont you tell me I aint going to make it , im well on my way and everyone is going to fucking make it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Growing up fat made me this way. By the way if you need something sweet I recommend raisins or shredded coconut or eating fruit. Or figs. Sunmaid should pay me to shill.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >everyone is going to fucking make it
              No, they won't. But nowadays everyone gets a fucking trophy. If everyone can do something, is it even worth doing?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Its disciplined to know your limits
          For some people, myself included, it's all or nothing, So I choose nothing. I can't have just one donut, so I don't have any. I can't have just one beer, so I quit drinking. These are my limits, and I recognize that.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They look shit and poorly baked, raise your standards for food and gastronomy, you’d munch pastry that no one could afford to bring over at work

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, they look like they’re from a bakery that mostly sells conchas.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take bite, chew, chew, chew. Spit out into garbage can. Repeat till its gone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's even less satisfying than not eating it in the first place

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I suppose that may be true to a degree. But really though, the only reason anyone would eat one of those is simply for the taste of it.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he is messing with you

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not bringing the office donuts while you eat deenz

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 3000+ TDEE so i take these opportunities to stuff myself and make everyone jealous because I can indulge and still look amazing

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those look very very greasy
    DO NOT EAT THEM YOU LOW SELF CONTROL RETARD

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate this. I have a woman in my current team whose first priority on our Monday meeting is to figure out who's gonna bring fika for next week's meeting. I don't need a fucking dobut to get through a 2 hour meeting. And I don't wanna have to waste time off work buying or baking shit. This woman had heart problems before Christmas and had to call a fucking ambulance. Aged 40. You'd think that would make her make some changes but apparently not.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely fucking disgusting. If you feel tempted to eat that shit you should unironically be culled. God damned fucking subhumans.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I quit sugar 10 days ago. About 7 days in a veil was lifted and my visual perception improved. I have been ragingly horny though

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad this shit tastes gross to me. I always politely decline cakes and donuts, which the fatties at work drum up any excuse to buy and bring.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you don't want to be like your glutinous, low life coworkers that are gonna fall asleep to Netflix in an apartment filled with cat shit, once their sugar high wears off, only to wake up in complete misery

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have to explain to fatass slobs in social settings that i DO NOT WANT TO EAT THE SLOP
    >Have to explain i am not depriving myself of the slop I DO NOT LIKE THE SLOP
    >IT DOESNT BRING ME SATISFACTION TO EAT THE SLOP
    They always stare wide eyed like i just confessed to murder.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They always stare wide eyed
      Maybe the first few times. After that, they accept that you're "healthy" and "weird" and don't want to eat 2k calories before 10 a.m.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but that's not OP's problem at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same, people always look at me like i’m insane when i tell them i don’t like sweets

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yesterday my mom bought pizza and knocked on my door asking if I wanted a slice.
    I refused for the first time in 5 years but parents are the biggest gain goblins sometimes.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pick up the box, walk it around to your fat coworkers until they all take and eat them.
    Then there's nothing to resist.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating sweets past the age of 12

    ngmi

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do any other fitbros intentionally bring donuts/sweets into the office to sabotage coworkers and suppress their potential gains?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They wouldn't have made gains regardless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Most of them are pretty good at sabotaging themselves and besides, bringing others up rather than pushing them down has little effect on my ability to keep myself fit. If anything helping them helps myself.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They look dry. Don't bother. They won't be worth it.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat one. It wont kill your gains.
    >inb4 'my genetics are so shit if I eat a single donut I'll put on 10lbs'
    Cringe.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we have ice cream day july 1st where i work and every july first i give my ice cream to the intern i deem the cutest. its gotten me laid once

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unlike the op junk ice cream isn't bad for you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its not good for maintaining under 12% bf like you should be around july 1st

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >le summer body
          Gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok i'll continue to get laid while putting in zero effort

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fat, sausage fingers typed these words.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No I just think it's gay to stop being lean most of the year

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you fucking confused? Do you like being fat in the summer months, or not?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I don't like being fat at all

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh anon you’re in good shape you can afford to eat them
    You tell them "I'm in good shape because I don't eat this shit". I fucking hate when fatties try to drag me down.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Punch any dumb mother fucker who says that in the mouth.

    You did good anon. Keep it up.

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